I'm a devious person when I want to be so call me Demz for short. I have another account on here the name is DynamicDemz. I made this account for M rated stories. Hope you like them.

Pictures

Sonny's Room http:///images/AD721_316R130_020RS.jpg

Sonny's Summer Closet http:///-Xb94WiTTb3Q/TZ4BfnrVY1I/AAAAAAAADtI/xigdfTxSTTI/s1600/dream+closet.jpg

Sonny's Winter Closet http:///images_ae/photo-g/walk-in-wardrobe-136971.jpg

Sonny's Bathroom http:///media/img/photos/2010/04/29/r2homefinder8_t607.jpeg

Kitchen http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Golden-Gate-mansion-19th-century-Kitchen.jpg

Living Room http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/02/510_S_Mashta_Dr_LivingRoom-1024x680.jpg

Piano Room http:///2010/03/piano_room_by_imonkey89.jpg

Pool http:///d/poolandpatio/1/0/o/p/-/-/jessepool.JPG

Game Room http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/12/myrob_A_gameroom-459x235.jpg

Movie Room http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Theater-Frame.jpg

Dining Room (That'll be in the next chapter) http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/02/510_S_Mashta_Dr_DiningRoom-1024x680.jpg

Ballroom (Future Chapters) http:///NR/rdonlyres/5D33DD0B-8CA6-4957-9087-4C4A6671A5D2/0/SBR01.jpg

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (this is my favorite one from the list xD)

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

HERE IS A GAME... I THINK IS FUNNY (Got this from Zarachannylover101's profile)

don't read ahead!!!!

Pick your favorite color:

Red- I sat on

Orange- I hit

Yellow- I kneed

Pink- I kicked

Green- I sucker punched

Blue- I bit

Purple- I kissed

Other- I peed on

Pick your favorite number (1-10)

1- George Bush

2- A cow

3- Barbie

4-Rihanna

5- the T.V.

6- a cookie

7- my sister

8- the remote

9- a diaper

10- a shark

Favorite person from sonny with a chance

Chad- because my therapist told me too

Sonny- because my pants ripped

Nico- because I can

Grady- because I'm wearing a bunny costume

Tawni- because the voices told me to

Zora- because I burned my finger

Dakota- because Scooby Doo inspired me to

Favorite cookie:

Sugar- and it felt good

Chocolate Chip- and my mom got mad at me

Oatmeal- and I want to do it again

Macadamia- and now I'm tired.

Snicker doodle- and I got arrested.

Other- and now I work at McDonald's.

*Now you know I gotta put this on my profile*

Sonny: Do I ever cross your mind?

Chad: No.

Sonny: Do you like me?

Chad: Not Really.

Sonny: Do you want me?

Chad: No.

Sonny: Would you cry if I left?

Chad: No.

Sonny: Would you live for me?

Chad: No.

Sonny: Would you do anything for me?

Chad: No. Sonny: Choose me, or your life

Chad: My life.

Sonny runs away in shock and pain, and Chad runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Fifteen things to do at Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things :D

True Facts about me*

51 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: Done on 6/12/11

1, What color is your toothbrush?

White & Pink

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Demi Lovato

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Dude it's summer break, I was in the bed, looking dumb as hell LOL

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

On the computer

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Snickers

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

You do know I'm a girl right?!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Don't bring them home, I'm not dressed!"

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla (yummy)

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

water

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes!...when it has money in it

11, What was the last thing you ate?

chicken tenders and noodles

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No

13, The last sporting event you watched?

football game or hockey game

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter with nacho spice on it. (Damn that's good)

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My Bestie

16, Ever go camping?

Nope and I won't

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No

19, Do you have a tan?

A bit

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

No.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes

22, What did your last text message say?

BOOO!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Nowhere (hopefully)

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A wall with decoration

26, What color is your watch?

Hot pink

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

HOT

28, What is your birthstone?

Opal :D October (Candy Season)

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

Hit the drive through :)

30, What is your favorite number?

10 or 2. My birthday month and day

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

32, Any plans today?

Computer

33, How many states have you lived in?

2

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My cousin. (don't even wanna go there :I)

35, Last song listened to?

Avril Lavigne - Smile

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yep...but you're gonna have wait a few hours to hear from me LOL

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

I WISH!

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

converse! DUH

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

All fans that met Demi Lovato

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know...

41, Do you love anyone?

My family & friends!

42, Do any of your friends have children?

WE'RE A TEENAGERS STUPID!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

School duh!

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Joe Jonas (don't ask why I'll give you an essay)

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No.

46, What color is your car?

I don't have one.

47, Do you like cats?

I'm scared of cats...they're sneaky

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

No I'm answering questions

40, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I was sitting on a tree branch and scraped my arm and fell #Fail

51, Who is sitting next to you

No one

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything th

What a Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you Give her your attention

When she pull's away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Don't you wish there were more boys like this?

(Copied from BarrelRacingAndChannyandZammie's profile)

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, A Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, A Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, A Best Friend will laugh because he/she tripped you.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; A Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; A Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, A Best Friend helps you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail, A Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; A Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach you how to drive; A Best Friend will help you push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with you; A Best Friend will kidnap the band with you.

A friend will hide you from the cops; A Best Friend is the reason there after you.

A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, A Best Friend is making a fool of herself/himself next to you.

(Got this from KayDee-DesingerExtraordinare's profile. It's so similar to me it's amazing.)

If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY.

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.

If you love people who text back instantly.

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.