Hey this is KnitFreak as you may have guess, and before you ask; yes I do knit.

Now as for my FANFIC writing style - I am random. Why you ask, it is simple. I write all the time I have my own stories that I am trying to get published; however the main story in question is serious. It has its light funny moments, but for the most part it is serious and has a lot of "adult issues" in it, (mainly gore but the story takes place during war so there is a reason). Anyway every now and then I get bogged down because of the how intense the writing can get, so I use fan-fiction writing as an out-lit to be silly and have fun if you have a problem with that go away. If you have a problem with OOC then get a life! This is fan-fiction technically no one but the original author really knows how the character is question is going to react to a certain situation, (true someone might get it right or close but since we are generally dealing with situations that never occurred in the real thing, then we will never really know. So please take your OOC criticism and shove right back up you a*.

I like constructive criticism and people that point out grammar and spelling flaws, (I am dyslexic and sometimes just don't see my own mistakes no matter how often I re-read it.

Now that, that's over and done with here is a little bit about me as a person.

Top 10 things I WANT to do.

1. Get drivers license (DONE!)

2. Complete a 1000 piece puzzle without anyone's help

3. Publish a book (DONE!!)

4. Get good enough at drawing that I can do comics comfortably.

5. Read 54 books in 1 year

6. Learn a second language

7. Become a licensed embalmer (they make bank)

8. Start my own business (Technically DONE!)

9. Have a house that matches my ego ("Why do you need 3 swimming pools?" "Normal pool, ball bit, and the last one isn't important, but know it will be in the basement")

10. Two word “Zombies” and “Lawnmower”

Top 10 things I've DONE

1. Removed a human heart from an old woman's chest cavity (they are bigger then you think. Seriously the Coronary Artery has almost the same diameter as a quarter, at least it was in the person I was poking around in. . .it was for school btw. This is why you need to go to college you have the option of dissecting a human)

2. Held a human brain (a lot smaller then you think they are, but then again it was a male brain. . . . lol jk jk it was average sized)

3. Seen a dead body and thought of food (they look just like beef jerky when they are dried out. . .don't smell like it though. smells more like alcohol and fabric softener)

4. Drank led based paint and lived (never have your coffee next to the water you dip your paints in, awkward explaining to poison control)

5. Knitted a sock (That is harder then is sounds)

6. Stayed up for 4 days in a row (Do not do that)

7. Hallucinated without taking drugs (Mother i don't wish to alarm you, but Elvis is in our fridge eating all the olives)

8. See solid objects as blue prints and been able to brake them into parts that she could easily turn into a knitting and or metal project

9. Been tattooed on my foot for 4 hours without crying, or screaming, (groaned a few times and got really shaky though)

10. Haven’t been charged with assault, (for those of you that know me will agree this is fucking amazing).