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When Harry Met Tom by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,586 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Weeping Angel by
impossibleleaf reviews
The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries sent Harry to the late 19th century. Stuck in this farce of home, who can he really rely on? And should he really trust this Albus Dumbledore? Harry swore he was going to go back to 1996 and save his friends and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened. But how? At what price? And what will be left of him in the end? HP/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 167,660 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Harry P., Albus D.
Newton's Third Law by
Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,678 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Made of Common Clay by
Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,979 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Great Dual Substitute Turnabout by
AngelRin89 reviews
Phoenix Wright, defense attorney extraordinaire finds himself waking up in a universe where he is not a defense attorney, but a prosecutor! Meanwhile the Phoenix who became a prosecutor now finds himself waking up in a universe where he's a defense attorney! Join these two Wrights on a quest to solve mysterious on different sides of the courtroom, and how will they return home!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,859 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Phoenix W./Nick, Mia F., Franziska vK., Miles E.
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by
jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Witching Hour by
LadyFlorentine reviews
One night at 3 AM, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore wake up to find that the prophecy has taken an unforeseen turn. "Congratulations Headmaster," said Harry, voice laden with unholy glee, "you're the Chosen One!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Bottom of the Barrel (Gets Closer Every Year) by
Drag0nst0rm reviews
Dumbledore's been struggling to find new Defense professors for a very long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Unwinding Golden Thread by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Perfect Subject by
Emiliya Wolfe reviews
Gellert Grindelwald has a vision, a dream. But to accomplish his goal, he needs to perfect his skills. Namely, the Cruciatus Curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Ariana D., Gellert G. - Complete
Reunion by
And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Harry P., Norberta
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by
ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 4,145 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by
Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by
Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by
BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by
FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 281 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by
SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Potter Ever After by
Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by
BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Seventh Horcrux by
Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 8,938 - Follows: 4,180 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by
VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Wait, What? by
Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
To Shape and Change by
Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10086 - Favs: 23,728 - Follows: 13,726 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by
Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 7,439 - Follows: 2,169 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by
NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 936 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by
Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15090 - Favs: 23,967 - Follows: 9,786 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by
LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 8,931 - Follows: 2,245 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Play By Play by
JJ Rust reviews
In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by
RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 7,298 - Follows: 1,599 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by
BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 468 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by
Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by
Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by
Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 561 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Daddy's Favorite by
Dzeytoun reviews
One is the Boy Who Lived, the other the Greatest Wizard in the World. They are watched by all, friend and enemy. And in the wake of Harry's disastrous fifth year, everybody has an opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,198 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
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To Find The Strength To Hope reviews
After years of being told he was a useless squib, Harry Potter believed and became that. Now he is thirteen and is redoing for the third time his First Year. Will he become the great wizard he was supposed to be on time? Will he ever? WBWL story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,712 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P.
The greatest of the Hogwarts Four reviews
In a thousand years of existence, the Sorting Hat has been on many heads. He's heard the thoughts of thousands children. He's seen it all, heard it all. But this? That spark in the boy's soul? Golden and bright and so, so warm? There's been only one man who had it. For centuries, the Sorting Hat's always sought him. And now, Hogwarts' greatest founder was back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Harry P., Godric G., Sorting Hat
King's Cross Station reviews
The true master of death is now dead and, in an empty train station, he and what used to be Voldemort meet for the final time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete