Happy New Year, minions! Can't believe it's 2014 already. Someone seriously needs to slow down time, cause I feel like I'm starting to get old!

Anyway, may the new year hold happiness and blessings abundant! And may writer's block die a slow and horrible death! *evil grin*

Alright, here's a little something about me... I'm a (slightly) crazy 21-year-old with an insatiable appetite for yaoi... xP I can speak three languages fluently, and I'm hoping to increase that number in the near future. I'm kind of obsessed with languages in general, one of the main reasons I'm studying Linguistics.

I'm completely addicted to Teen Wolf. It's like my absolute favorite thing in the world, I would seriously cease to exist without it. :P
I used to be an avid Suite Life writer, but my love for the fandom has kind of died down. :( But who knows, maybe I'll get back into it some day!

If you've ever read anything I've written, you probably know that I can be a total perv. Haha. But I also have a very serious side. So don't rule out any non-slash oriented fics from me.

Anyway, I'm in my third and final year of Uni right now, and I'm completely buried under an avalanche of essays and assignments again. So I guess I'm back on my indefinite hiatus for the time being. But fret not, minions. Good things come to those who wait! ;)

Favourite TV Shows:
Teen Wolf
Awkward
The Vampire Diaries
The Neighbors
The Fosters
The Tomorrow People
Pretty Little Liars
Enlisted
Once Upon a Time
Sleepy Hollow
Arrow

Favourite Anime:
Fairy Tail
Monochrome Factor
Ao no Exorcist
Death Note
Amnesia
No. 6

Favourite Movies:
White Frog
Carrie
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Frozen
Warm Bodies
Pitch Perfect
Death Becomes Her
Sucker Punch
Stepford Wives
The Roommate
Spirited Away

Favourite Pairings:
Scott x Isaac (Teen Wolf) - my new OTP! :D
Stiles x Derek (Teen Wolf)
Scott x Stiles (Teen Wolf)
Matty x Colin (Awkward)
Oliver x Roy (Arrow)
Danny x Rico (Twisted)
Kol x Jeremy (The Vampire Diaries)
Stephen x John (The Tomorrow People)

Shout outs: ilovesprouse - my indescribably amazing partner in crime. Thank you for inspiring me, encouraging me, motivating me, being there for me, and just for being awesome! Love ya sis! :D
Kid Shiba - my little Munchkin. Words cannot describe your awesomeness, my dear Danny! :3
Austin Spencer - my most loyal subject. You are in so much trouble when I get my hands on you, though! But only once I'm done hugging you to death... ;) Miss you Mikey!
Snarling-Stilinski - the best Sterek writer on her side of the equator! And a very awesome friend to boot! Love ya Stekah! :)

Oh, and I finally have a tumblr account! Mary Mary, Quite Contrary Although it still confuses me to no end. I'm such a noob...

Well, I guess that's all for now. If there's anything else you'd like to know, feel free to drop me a message. I promise I don't bite. Unless you want me to, that is... ;)

Hello, my minions!

I'm happy to announce (extremely belatedly, if that's even a proper word) that the first ever Twincest Awards was a smashing success! Thank you to everyone who helped out or contributed in some way, especially the committee members and the voters, and congratulations to all the winners! You're all amazing writers, and to have even been nominated alongside you is an honour.

I'd just like to say once again how extremely grateful I am to everyone who voted for me and/or my stories; it really means a lot. And I know this is probably the corniest, most overly-used saying in the history of thank you speeches, but I love you all! :)

Awards:

Best Author
Best Story for Romeo and Juliet Redux
Best Twincest Scene in a Longer Story for Romeo and Juliet Redux (Chapter 17)
Best Original Character for Stefani in Romeo and Juliet Redux
Best Villain for Ryan in Romeo and Juliet Redux
Best One Shot for Cause You're Hot

If You Don't Know Me By Now...

1. FIRST NAME: Mary.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Mary I of England (well, in my mind at least).

3. SIBLING NAMES: Hanna and Elizabeth.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When I watched Frozen with my cousin a few days ago. New record for fastest tear shed during a movie: 7 minutes.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? That's a weird question... But yeah, I guess.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Absolutely anything. I'm a total carnivore.

7. KIDS? Uhm... I'm 21. So no.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Pfft. Who wouldn't?

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I do not.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Religiously.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope, not since I was 6.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Definitely!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything chocolate and crunchy. Ooh, hang on while I go grab me some... ;)

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? If I'm not too lazy (which is most of the time...)

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I am when I need to be.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Dark Chocolate. And Neapolitan. It looks like a rainbow. :3

17. SHOE SIZE? Why would you even want to know that?

18. RED OR PINK? Purple!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My nose.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My dad.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Yup.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Another strange question... Are you stalking me, mister questionnaire?

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Chicken Fried Rice. My new favorite thing in the world. :P

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Victoria Justice's cover of Say Something. Beautiful does not even begin to describe this girl's voice!

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? My mom's cooking.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? It's kind of a tie between their hair and their eyes.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Hmm. I can't remember. Sorry, whoever you are!

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Mint-chocolate latte.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Tennis.

32. EYE COLOR? Switches between blue and green, but mostly blue.

33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes?? o_0

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yup.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Chicken Fried Rice.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? A sad ending!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE CINEMA? Breaking Dawn Part 2. Damn you, stupid massive plot twist!

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My pyjamas! They're so comfy!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. I love the cold.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on who they're from... ;)

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Anything and everything that has chocolate in it.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile...

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile...

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile...

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Bïtch, please! I never even knew sexy was gone!

I'm calm... I'm the picture of calmness... NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If everything seems to being going well, then you've definitely overlooked something...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then it also has to be true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast...

I'm not so good at giving advice. Can I perhaps interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

"It's always the last place you look..." Well duh! Why would I keep looking after I found it?

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more... ;)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim it well enough.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk!

So basically, what you're saying is that I should cancel my plans to invade China? Well, you're no fun...

Well, I guess that's it for my overly long profile... If you've actually read all the way down here, you're either awesome, a stalker, bored, or just plain insane. And if you're anything like me, you're a very strange combination of all four of them! But I still love you all regardless... ;P Fare thee well, my darlings!