VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

HI EVERYBODY! THIS IS lIfslIkamazetAk1rongtrnurlost SISTER. I'm sorry to say that due to personal circumstances, she is unable to reach a computer, notepad, or pen. She will not be posting or writing in general. I'm just going to pin up the last of what she's got left of her stories and that's it. I apologize, I'm sure she'd be very sorry. I will be joining too, not for her, but for me, and I will be transferring her oneshot and adding on occassionally because I helped her write a lot of it. i will be writing my own stories so pleaaaaase don't ask me about her own. Questions:

WHY IS SHE GONE?

because of something personal.

HOW DID YOU GET INTO HER PROFILE?

i got in with her password, because she told me it in case she forgot.

If you have any other questions, MY USERNAME IS: littleredneverfellagain

link: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3142635/littleredneverfellagain

Yo, I'm lIfslIkamazetAk1rongtrnurlost.

If you didn't know, that transfers into: "Life's like a maze, take one wrong turn: you're lost."

One of my favorite sayings.

Well here's some random stuff about me:

Fave color: Crayon

Fave movie: Red Riding Hood

Fave books: Red Riding Hood, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, 39 Clues, Thief Lord, Artemis Fowl, Peter and the Starcatchers, Percy Jackson, Bound, Twilight, Revolution, and LOTS of others...

I also like Naruto, the most awesomest manga on the planet, in my own humble opinion. Don't message me saying that blah blah blah is a better manga and I should blah blah blah myself if I think Naruto's better. Cuz guess what? I don't carez.

I am really into acting, singing, drawing, writing, designing, painting, reading, sculpting, photagraphy, video directing and producing, softball, and dancing. I would love to go to New York, LA (though it's still a dump, no offense), Paris, Venice, Rome, Athens, London, Tokyo, and Jamaica.

I get a lot of powerful mood swings, one sec I'm as happy as a todd locked in a candy shop, next I'm as angsty as... hmm... no good metaphors... oh! Sasuke Uchiha! 'S a good one...

BTW, I'm also completely random!!!!!!!!!

So if you also are random, like the color crayon, like one of my fave books, like what I'm into, get powerful mood swings, OR just think I'm a cool grrl, talk to me! I'm happy to do anything for fellow humans! Or animals, I like both...

Bye!

(I guess...)

(Why are you still reading this?)

(There's nothing important down here!)

(Actually there is but they don't know that...)

(Still there?)

(Do you like frozen yogurt?)

(I do!)

Why olaf.

(My friend uses that to greet people. It's getting really really annoying, but that's why we love her, you know?)

I decided to put more bout me on my profile, cuz that was a really pathetic profile.

So, here's many of my favorite quotes and/or mottos:

Those who hurt the innocent, destroy the innocent.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges.

WLGYL, practice your aim.

WLGYL, make grape juice and sit back and let the rest of the world argue about how you did it.

WLGYL, squeeze lemon juice in life's eye. See how life likes it.

If you arent making mistakes you aren't trying hard enough.

Sometimes I"m so smart I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.

We would worry less about what people think of us if we realized how little they actually do.

Screw Prince Charming! I can resque myself! (Wasn't I so charming as an eight-year-old actress? I was Rapunzel, and they were losing it if they thought I was gonna let that prince wannabe get me pregnant!)

Without darkness you cannot have light.

The chance of good is worth the chance of bad.

Life's like a maze, take one wrong turn: you're lost.

If ignorance is bliss, why do we ask anyways?

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

You just have to keep on doing good. Don't wait for the world to catch up to you, or to notice you. Let the wonders you work speak for themselves.

The world is cruel, and without mercy, so you are te one that has to be kind and forgiving.

In the end, everything is just an act.

In life, you will get hurt. There is no control in that. But the one thing that you can control is whether or not you makes others hurt back.

It hurt, and I didn't like it. And HELL if I gonna make anybody else feel this way. (From my lil' sis. She so sweeeeet!)

I didn't ask for your advice. I didn't ask for you to help me. I didn't ask for your opinion, or your comfort, or your prayers. I asked you to listen. And your doing a crappy job at doing so right now.

Fearing fear kind of defeats the purpose. It's like being unsure of being unsure. Pointless.

Listen to your heart; not the voices in your head.

"By the way, I've already been to the dark side!

Bastards lied about the cookies.”

"I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject."

"See all the trouble you started?"

"But I didn't think-"

"That's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk. "

"I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more."

"You mean you can't take less; it's very easy to take more than nothing."

"No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow."

“There is no use trying; one can't believe impossible things."

"I dare say you haven't had much practice. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

"You know, we could make her really angry! Shall we try?"

"Oh, no, no!"

"Oh, but it's loads of fun!"

“Which road do I take?"

"Where do you want to go?"

"I don't know.”

"Then, it doesn't matter. If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

“We need to react, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!”

“Yes, and then the whole world will be blind and toothless!”

“When you’re a little kid, you’re a little bit of everything; scientist, philosopher, artist. Sometimes it seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time.”

“Self-loathing is the worst feeling I have ever felt. It’s when you pity yourself for being you. It’s when you’ve given up on your dreams and possibilities. It’s when you don’t think you’re worth the time. But worst of all, it’s when you’ve run out of suckers to blame, and that just blows.”

"When in hell did my bloody conscience become so opinionated?" (me to a friend who was hiding behind the wall pretending to be my conscience, like in the movies.)

"Thanks for humiliating me, Rags.”

"You did that all by yourself, hotshot. Don't try to push the blame on me."

“When we say we're one big family, we mean it. What we don't tell you is that it's a dysfunctional family."

"You've a good heart. Sometimes that's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not."

“A smile is the easiest way out of a difficult situation."

“Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.”

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”

“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.”

“If a rose is the ultimate sign of true love, then why does it have thorns?”

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six minutes.”

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.”

“Sometimes people put up walls not to keep others out but to see who cares enough to break the down and ask them why the hell they aren’t answering their calls.”

“Friends are the siblings that God forgot to give us.”

“When you have a hundred reasons to give up, remember how you have a million reasons to keep going.”

“Some say you can’t live without love… I think oxygen is more important.”

“Everything is okay in the end, so if it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”

“Which hurts more, saying something and wishing you hadn’t or saying something and wishing you had?”

“This is my world. So stand by my side or get the hell outta my way.”

“Laugh you heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, ignore the pain. Live, laugh, love, forgive and forget, life’s too short, to live with regrets.”

“Things don’t change; we change.”

“Okay, so it’s you and me against the world... We attack at dawn.”

“Me an you are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge… I’m gonna miss your sorry ass.”

“You don’t always have to do everything right, so stand up for yourself and put up a fight.”

Never explain- your friends don’t need it, and your enemies won’t believe you anyways.

If you have nothing to die for, you have nothing to live for.

Look, obviously you haven’t realized yet that trying to stop me is pointless. Nobody will stop me. Ever.

Power is holding somebody’s fear in your hand and showing it to them.

When people ask me why it’s so hard to trust others, I ask them why it’s so hard to keep a promise.

Yeah, I remember being normal. Then I went and met those losers I call my best friends.

I’m not all that and a bag of chips. Bitch, I’m the whole party mix.

Please. I don’t suffer from insanity. I suffer from outsanity, and I actually enjoy every minute of it.

God made men. Then he had a better idea.

Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.

One upon a time. How many stories have begun with that? Though, I’m not complaining. It’s a good way to begin a confusing tale. I always believed that to begin chaos and evil and connections and such, you must start with a single solid start.

But, unfortunately, this time, to say ‘once upon a time’ would be a very unappealing lie to begin with. For in truth, there was never a once or a single time in this so magnificent of stories. No, not once, but many. Not time, but times. (This is from a story I'm planning on making and I loved it so much I put it here!)

“Hello, one and all. You obviously are here to meet my interesting and incredibly strange characters. Don’t worry, they don’t bite… except sometimes. But they don’t swallow, they’ll spit you right back out,” Morgana grinned creepily. (Another story i'm writing...)

Enemy: You sound defensive.

Me: Pfft! You say that about everything I say!

Enemy: Only because it’s true.

Me: Only because you wish it was true.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as heck don’t deserve me at my best.

You say I’m not cool. I’m good with that. Because cool is a form of cold, and if you’re not cold, you’re hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Behind every bitch, there’s a guy who made her that way.

We hide because we want to be found, we run away to see who follows us, we get our hearts broken to see who cares enough to fix them.

Don’t make her cry unless you’ll wipe away her tears.

Music owns my soul.

I don’t want the world to see the real me because I don’t think they’d understand her.

They laugh because I’m different. I laugh because they’re the same.

Love me or hate me. It’s still an obsession.

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, dad, me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think its Tom.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28m to smile, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack that idiot upside the head.

When I have a kid, I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. But ice cream is life saying "Here's your raise early, now go bother someone else!"

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Reason to smile: every seven minutes of every day, someone in aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking at the stars. Then I wondered, WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.

Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.

Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?

Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.

Snow White lived alone with 7 men.

Pinnochio was a liar.

Robin Hood was a thief.

Tarzan walked around without clothes on.

A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.

Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

"~To all my haters~Got a problem with me? Solve it. Can stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe. Think I'm ugly? Like you're prettier. Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I love you? Think the opposite. Don't know me? Don't judge me. So if that doesn't say enough about me, then listen better." ~Lieutenant Evergreen-

Never met the chick, but she sounds like she's got it all figured out. Hope it's ok that I put this on my profile, cuz I"m scared to find out what'll happen if it's not...

I'm in Ravenclaw.

I'm a Madrigal.

I'm THE BEST DAMN SINGER IN THE WHOLE EFFIN' WORLD!!!! Nah, just kidding. But I am pritzz good...

I'm in the Akatsuki.

And I'm proud.

Ya know. Cocky.

Arrogant.

Uchiha-ish.

And that's why they love me. And you too.

(Dedicated to somebody coughmyidiotguyfriendcough who asked me why i'm so sure you'll love me.)

Things I say a lot:

No shit Sherlock.

In-freaking-sane.

Because it's not. (I answer every question my friends ask with this. They'll learn to stop asking son enough.)

Hehe. Moo. (EVERY LUNCH! KAKASHI IS AWESOME! NARUT ABRIDGED IS ALMOST AS!)

And the crowd goes wild! Booooooooooo!

Good job, O Smart One.

Congrats, Bright One.

I love it when I get to answer rehtorical questions.

D: What's wrong with you?

Mazey: Well, Doc, to put it simply, I'm screwed up.

M: Is this a joke or something?

Mazey: Well it's not funny if you have to explain it.

F&M: Mazey! We love you!

F: *elbows M to the ground* But I love you more!

M: Did you have to do that just to prove you love her more?!?

Mazey: Nobody has to do anything. He did it simply because he knows how much I love watching you fall over.