I tried to quit but you all pulled me right back in! I had a break up with my ex, i can safety and sadly say, 100% not my fault! I haaaate cheaters! I met her on here but f her! Honestly, I should have figured it out, thank you for the support! Nothing against it but be careful when after 2 and half years, she asks for a male part to be added into the relationship -_- Message me if you ever have problems, I'm the weird stranger who can give some helpful hints. Even for ideas for stories, I'm into lesbians, haha, but I love writing Lexa and Clarke right now, and Percy Jackson-type stories. Not about his love life, Annabeth's and Clarisse's love life, even Thalia's too XD. You can see what I write, message me if you want an idea or think I messed up. My grammar sucks but my mind makes up weird ideas. I love it all! ...Just not my ex. Give me a amen! -pretends to hear a chorus of them- Thank you my brother and sisters!!!

Info about the greatest girl on earth:

I'm legal, xD (21 years old) and I live in political hell, Florida.

I love anime and books, history books are everything.

History is life, history is love.

I'm lesbian, very much so. (And single.. Desperately single.. Like super single... Like, I'll marry you now if you watch Disney movies and support my wackiness and fucked up family mess, they are included in when you date me... Like suuuuper single... Date me please, no pink. You wear pink, I will say no and back away. Pink underwear and bra dou? I like~)

Extremely fluffy, about 300 lbs of fluff with an equal amount of muscle to fluff but all you see when I pound into you- I mean, when you see me under the shirt, are my baker rolls. (means I'm my own heat conductor but not the best of looks and my voice sounds retarded but I'm secretly smart and romantic like a bad romance novel. I will buy flowers and treat you like a queen, but I would like the same treatment... Not as good but would you like to be the Queen to my peasant?)

I love to cuddle and I can die happily for a kiss right now. (And other stuff but that would cost money and honestly, it would be WAY too expensive for a girl to kiss me after they see my face... and my family, Gd my family... )

North Florida based girl dealing with a bad break up from a girl who lied... And cheated... I need help honestly. Can you help put my heart back together? Super glue is currently covering it and it needs that womanly touch... Desperately... This feels like a dating profile honestly -_- One that note, I also limp from a bad knee, so long walks are cool but...slow long walks and we hold hands...at all times. I also like to pay but I also have nooo issue being treated out. If I sleep on you, I keep you. I find it hard to sleep on people, I can trust you the moment I meet you but I wont sleep on you. I like touching, so if you hand is tracing I love you into my arm, ive died and gone to romantic heaven and ill marry you then and there.

Anything I'm missing?

(UPDATE ON THE WHOLE EX THING: So she had a new gf, shes fugly, like I'm ugly but damn, that's called downgrading -_- I thought she had more respect but hey, cant judge a book by its cover, I'm sure shes super nice. I'm just waiting for the message, so she broke up with me. I'm gonna make a club, the Sabrina heartbreak club, I'm da President so far, I'm looking for a vice-president ;) But I keep finding my notebooks that I need for classes and they all have little love notes she made... It fucking sucks -_- I really need a gf... who is into kinks and weird shit like, kissing and holding hands and saying I love you, and introduce me to your family... something I have yet to experience without being told I'm a liar... and I'm not a republican... and I don't hav a dick- you know this dating profile is looking really sad xD Anyway, update for those of you who actually read profiles.)

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE:

Relationship status: Taken baby! Don't ask if i'm free, I'm happily taken. fucking finally!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's fucking amazing and sweet and damn, she's just perfect. So thank you to everyone for the support. I've had a lot of issues and life problems but I'm hoping to update my stories soon, if not start some soon. But my gf Ruby, she is freakin' awesome and so caring. She doesn't care about any of my issues. They aren't issues, they make up me... Feels like one of my stories honestly xD See you all on the flip side peeps!

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,Courage to change the things I can,And wisdom to know the difference.~Reinhold Niebuhr