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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I have fallen in love with Harry Potter&Draco Malfoy. As a couple. I am almost obsessed. Almost. Strike that. I, Firstname Lastname, admit to myself and to anyone who'll stick around to listen, that I am positively, irrevocably, without a doubt, addicted to DM/HP. Absolutely obsessed. My first few stories are definately going to be about them. A few things about me: Age: I'm still young. Favorite past-time: I absolutely adore writing. Most used saying/sentence: "I love you." People don't hear it enough. Favorite word: "Although." My statements are usually quite contradicting of themselves. Thing I love most: My family. & Books. & Pasta Salad. Random fact 1: I abuse commas. If commas were house elves, Hermione would smite me for all of eternity. About my writing: Many of my stories will be about Harry Potter. I have a few other small ones written but they're not satisfactory yet, and as I mentioned before, I am obsessed with my sweet Drarry kisses right now. For the most part my writing'll be fluff. I don't really like any older/younger pairings. I'm mostly posting my stuff here before I put them out on my LJ or Tumblr. Random shit. I love you. :) I LOVE THIS GIRL: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2621113/narbiglarb Her writing makes my life. Multiple times! I don't even know if that's possible but it happens! |
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Fire and Ice by Steph-2018 reviews
When Snape turns up at Grimmauld place claiming Draco must be kept with the Order at all times outside of school for his own safety, what does he expect to happen? To say anything less than absolute chaos would be too optimistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,993 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 10/11/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 5,945 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Walls Between Us by wildknees reviews
COMPLETE! Student-teacher AU. It's Remus' final year at Hogwarts and he doesn't know what to expect with Prof Black as the new DADA teacher. Voldemort is gaining power, the wizarding world is in dispute, and Remus has no idea where he fits into all of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,122 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Relax by Queen'sJester reviews
When Harry Meets Draco for a duel in a certain third-floor corridor, they suddenly find themselves in a bind. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Princes and Secret Sorcerers by SilveryMoon34 reviews
When a cursed wishing stone shatters, Arthur and Merlin not only switch places, but their entire lives. May contain some mild slash later on.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Is This What You Were Looking For? by VanillaBean147 reviews
"Harry moved his shock to the side for later review, just in time to watch the blonde dissapear around the corner. He sagged against the wall and laughed. He didn't know what else to do. Malfoy just kissed him." Two parts; M for second part. H/D. PART TW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twists and Turns by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
As part of their auror training, Harry & Draco get stuck in a maze with only each other and a map to use to get out. But will they be too distracted by each other to focus on navigating? Harry/Draco Draco/Harry HP/DM DM/HP Contains slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Dad, It's Vivian by HairoM reviews
Vivian Potter is a cute 5 year-old. He loves animals, ice-creams and Quidditch. He also has two dads, one of them is a mystery. One day he decides to write his unknown 'other' father a letter. m/m, mPreg, angst, romance. rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Mine by SilveryMoon34 reviews
Small ficlet inspired by a scene from a movie called True Lies. Lots and lots of slash AxM
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Howl by bleedforyou reviews
Draco drags Harry to the Manor on Christmas Day. Harry retaliates... slash. sex. parselsmut. ewe. slight rim. angry/violent!sex. fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drunk or Sober by bleedforyou reviews
Harry is jealous, Draco is horny. Let's work it out, boys... slash. sexiness. fluff. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pass Along A Hug Day by Laura goes SMASH reviews
The Hufflepuffs come up with a way to support Inter-House Unity and make everyone smile!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Visions and Future Kings by SilveryMoon34 reviews
Arthur has a vision about his future as King of Camelot. One-shot, with mild slash at the end. MxA
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Coronation of the Mattress Kings by oh sweet lily beans reviews
In which Arthur and Merlin move into a flat together, the mattress is evil, and, Arthur, can we please move the couch? Modern AU in which Arthur knows of Merlin's magic. Rated for sex.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The One In Which Arthur Has A Pasty Bum by WldCatSprStr-14 reviews
Arthur makes a bet with Merlin...and loses.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dark Fantasy by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Written for dreaminGemini. Arthur administers a punishment to Merlin that leads to more than they bargained for. Warnings: Public Spanking, Light bondage, Sex. Rated M. PWP/Lemon. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When Thin Air Attacks by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Harry snuck into Hogsmeade under his invisibility cloak, he wasn't expecting to get an opportunity to molest a certain blond Slytherin. How will Draco react to an invisible someone showing interest in him? DM/HP HP/DM Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Draco Stole Victory by Rockstorm reviews
"Every cod down in Hogwarts liked Potter a lot. But Draco, who lived just under Hogwarts, did not." A Harry/Draco slash re-telling of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Suess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Happy Christmas, indeed by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* Draco gives Harry something special for Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
More Than Just an Option by thepretender501 reviews
It's Draco's turn to plan Secret Santa for the Auror Department. Harry of course, isn't very happy about it. Warnings: slashy, hint of bondage, EWE, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drunk Owling by narbiglarb reviews
A collection of letters Harry receives in the middle of the night from intoxicated people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 8,367 - Follows: 1,365 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hufflepuffs Are Cool by narbiglarb reviews
Because, Really, they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
We Danced by Stormcloudishone reviews
Auror Harry Potter stumbles across an old nemesis while visiting Hogwarts; this is my first Drarry fic ever, so please review and tell me how I did! It's just a little fluff to dip my toe in the pond, as it were. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Are Some Irresistible Trousers by narbiglarb reviews
Draco sends a letter to Harry while absolutely intoxicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Trim by Literaria reviews
Of all the ways Merlin worried Arthur would discover his magic, he never thought it would be so mundane.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lycanthropy and Lies by narbiglarb reviews
Remus Lupin is disgusted by New Moon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Remus L., Jacob - Complete
Voldemort Sucks by narbiglarb reviews
He's also a jerk
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Privacy by KeepingUsASecret reviews
"I wish people would stop walking in on us" grumbled the blonde. A series of chapters about how various members of Hogwarts discovered Harry and Draco's relationship. Draco/Harry. Fluff and Smut :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Deal by magic207 reviews
Arthur is obsessed with Merlin. Well, a certain part of Merlin in particular...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Silver Binds Us by WldCatSprStr-14 reviews
Arthur has to go leave Camelot for a week and Merlin is upset about having to stay behind. Arthur does his best to comfort him.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Board games to Shot games by MiSs-SuRealiSt reviews
Everyone is bored so Fred and George organise a friendly shot game. Will it get to friendly for two of the participants. We'll see. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arthur and Merlin make a 'movie' by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin gets fired and goes to Arthur Pendragon for legal representation; whereby boundaries are definitely overstepped. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Really Good Pants by The Magic Arts reviews
In which Merlin acquires a pair of really nice pants that make Arthur want to do bad things to him. Unfortunately everyone else wants to do bad things to him as well. This displeases Arthur. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Sword and the Pen by Kitty Sorceress reviews
After a run-in with another sorcerer trying to kill the Prince, Merlin refuses to sleep but instead plans to spend the night watching over his master. His thoughts have other dreambound plans.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hugo Weasley hates Quidditch. James Potter tries to help him out. :D No scary adult content; it's just a sweet fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tied Up by Merthur reviews
Arthur gets jealous and resorts to locking Merlin in his chambers and not letting him talk to anyone else… SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
To the Victor by nicevenn reviews
So this was the advantage of being too busy fighting a Dark Lord to lose one's virginity at a normal age: A springtime shag in the Quidditch Pitch with Draco Malfoy. PWP. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sappy, Lovesick Fools by nicevenn reviews
Draco wants to submit, but he's a little scared.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Always by Cae Thomas reviews
Harry is afraid of storms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're Not Allowed To Be Ill by Merthur reviews
When Merlin gets a cold Arthur worries a bit too much. SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Potter Patchup by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After watching his cousin being abused by his "girlfriend", Hugo decides to do something about it. This fic contains cousincest and the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT warning, etc. But they are SO CUTE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - James S. P., Hugo W.
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell by Josephine Stone reviews
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell Which Never Should Have Worked To Begin With. Harry is forced to do a spell in class that would show a glimpse of what his life would be like if they were all muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry's First Time by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Harry pleads and begs him to hurry, but Draco insists that he shouldn’t rush, especially on Harry’s first time. DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perception by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my attempt to write things that should never be written, I cranked out this quick Percy/Cormc after deciding Percy never got very much action. LOL! MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND ALL THAT. SLASHY. YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Percy W., Cormac M. - Complete
Moment of Passion by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry's been avoiding the Weasley twins. And they refuse to let him get away with it any longer. Hp/Fw/Gw. WARNING SLASH, INCEST, M/M SEX SCENES. GRAPHIC.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Seven Minutes In Heaven by Cae Thomas reviews
The Hogwarts students are introduced to Seven Minutes in Heaven
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped in a Broom Closet! by spelunker reviews
Harry's running from Snape... and runs into something even worse. Turns out being stuck in a broom closet with the Weasley twins has consequences Harry's never had to deal with before. Oneshot, very slashy! Co-written with Stellata.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Hint of Revenge by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is a bit of oddness inspired by the HBP movie and it contains definite Mature Adult Content. It's Ron/Cormac, go figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Cormac M., Ron W. - Complete
Two Red Heads and a Brunett by Mistress Slytherin reviews
What happens when Fred's hand slips and an extra ingrediant gets added to his potion? What happens when George and Harry sample said potion? Fiction written for Bam4Me!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
B is for Barf: A Weasley Christmas Jumper fic by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for Rani, featuring not one, but TWO different pairings, ugly Christmas jumpers and a sexy sheriff's outfit. Happy Christmas, indeed! Theo/Blaise and Harry/Draco. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Brigandage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
If I Were Gay by Nessa's Night reviews
Short Fic based on the song 'If I Were Gay' by Stephen Lynch. A little drunken HP/DM is on the menu!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who's In Charge? by VanillaBean147 reviews
Sequel to Distractions. PWP. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distractions by VanillaBean147 reviews
Sequel to Make Me. You don't actually have to read that for this to make sense. You maybe a little confused in the beginning, but you'll get over it. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Make Me by VanillaBean147 reviews
One-shot. It started with a fight, then a hesitation, then... well you’ll see. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Late Night in the Library by VanillaBean147 reviews
H/D. One-Shot. As Draco's working on a paper in the library one night,he finds he can't stop looking at Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 313 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 206 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Need by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reading Remus by mackitten reviews
It took Sirius four days to learn to read James Potter, four months to learn to read Peter Pettigrew and four years to learn to read Remus Lupin. [SBRL slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Gifts, Gifts, Gifts by Andreas K N reviews
Draco is a spoiled brat. Or so Harry claims. (HD slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grimmauld by aphelant reviews
It's about the house. Grimmauld Place. Yes. And it's SiriusRemus. Very slashy, but just snuggling. :D My first HP fic, and it's my baby, so NO FLAMES dammit. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sticky by Kitty Levina reviews
Sirius has developed an unusual habit involving post-it notes, and Remus isn't sure he likes it. Also, Remus bakes. Set during OotP. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Studying by Nessa's Night reviews
Remus keeps studying and Sirius wants him to stop. Threats and Clumsy first kisses ensue. Featuring SB/RL pairing of course! Recently re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lemonade by Bohemian Storm reviews
Sirius and Remus prepare for a house warming party and have a little bit of a competition at the same time. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Anniversary by Tavalya Ra reviews
Set in the same universe as "Contemplation." There's nothing wrong with foreplay in the classroom- even if it's one complete with class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Contemplation by Tavalya Ra reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, life for Severus Snape resumes normalcy in unexpected ways. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Stuck On You reviews
Harry loves to doodle on his sticky notes. Usually he gathers the wasted paper to use as amo against Ron. Except for one. One that Malfoy ends up finding. Through the anonymous notes, the two begin an unusual friendship, that quickly turns into more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Utterly Bamboozled reviews
Harry and Draco are sent on an alcohol run which, undoubtedly, they mess up. They soon find themselves lost, drunk, and utterly bored. The only thing left to do is get along. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
