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 Author has written 6 stories for Halo, Resident Evil, and Mass Effect. I'm from the Pacific Northwet (yes, wet was intentional) part of the United States. I have been writing fanfiction for a while, so I figured it was time to share some of it and see what all you guys think. About my stories: Canceled Stories: the End of Raccoon City, Fight of Our Lives Favorite... Music: Rise Against, Matthew Good/Matthew Good Band, Pearl Jam, Cold, Crossfade, The High Kings, The Clancy Brothers, The Pogues, The Dubliners, ODESZA, Flogging Molly, The Dropkick Murphys, Breaking Benjamin, Green Day, Chevelle, The Killers, Cory Taylor, Staind, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Rancid, The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Theory of a Deadman, CCR, etc... Movies: The Legend of 1900, Lord of War, Braveheart, Michael Collins, Taken, A New Police Story, Donnie Darko, Saving Private Ryan, Into the Wild, Black Hawk Down, 28 Days Later, Despicable Me, Dodgeball, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, Red Dawn, City of Angels, Sahara, The Patriot, Alien, Predator, True Lies, Starship Troopers, A Perfect Getaway, Hellboy, RED, The Cinderella Man, Crash, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb TV Shows: Eureka, Firefly, X Files, Castle, Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Community, Frasier, House, M*A*S*H, The Pretender, NCIS, Law and Order, Psych, and Supernatural Books: All Quiet on the Western Front, Fahrenheit 451, Looking For Alaska, 1984, Brave New World, American Sniper, Service, Lone Survivor, The Things They Carried, Fallen Angels, the Halo series, S.D. Perry's Resident Evil series, World War Z, all of Ted Dekker's books, Monster, All Things Great and Small Games: Tomb Raider (2013), Halo CE-Reach (343 Industries keeps messing things up...), Half-Life, Resident Evil franchise, Mass Effect series, MechWarrior/BattleTech, Civilization 4 and 5, Left 4 Dead (1 and 2), CoD 4, World At War, Black Ops, Battlezone II, Unreal Tournament, F.E.A.R., Doom RE pairings: ChrisxJill, LeonxClaire, ShadowleggyxArk (please say someone gets this haha) |
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Resident Evil 1: PARODY by Reiko N Josh reviews
The Resident Evil that started it all! Who was the brilliant planner that put these people on the same team? What went through their heads when they assigned these idiots?..We gonna find out! PARODY, violence, stupidity, and swearing. FINISHED!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
Memoirs by Sharrukin reviews
Centuries after the end of the Reaper War, a respected asari scientist and political leader tells the story of her youthful adventures with the legendary Shepard. Fighting to save the galaxy is one thing, but figuring out human motivations can be much harder. Science fiction, action-adventure, and a romance on slow burn.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 165,296 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Keelah Se'lai by Full-Paragon reviews
In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. Updates every four days, rain, shine or apocalypse!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,088 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Safety by Moonlight Rings reviews
They were safe, as long as they held each other.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
After by sateliteskin reviews
Drabble based on if John 117 The Master Chief and Samus Aran started a relationship and the atmosphere that would develop around it, mostly unrelated ficlets. The world and events that lead up to each piece are decided by the reader. Halo/Metroid
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Samus A., Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Legends, Part 7: Aftermath by Lord Leachim reviews
Raccoon City has been destroyed. The few survivors who escaped now have to try to put their lives back together. But for some of them, the fight is not over, and there are still mysteries to solve and revelations to reveal. This is the final part of the Legends Saga.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Meine Freunde by Special Agent FUNK reviews
A collection of one-shots about the things Wesker, Krauser and HUNK are up to when they aren't working. Insanity, chaos and destruction ensued. Complete, unless I suddenly get inspired to write something new.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,249 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Resident Evil 6: From the Shadows by Feriku reviews
Two years after the events in Africa, the world is shaken by a series of bioterrorism attacks. Chris and Jill bring together a team to find the source and stop them, but as they struggle to find answers, someone begins attacking them, one by one...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,853 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jill V., Claire R. - Complete
Seven Simple Rules by Special Agent FUNK reviews
To dating Wesker's teenage daughter... - Wesker's daughter turned sixteen years old, and at that very moment, hell was brought to earth. Read his struggles with boyfriends, lady-problems and parenting here.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - A. Wesker
Perditus in mala somnia by Chaed reviews
The Spencer Estate should have marked the end of Umbrella's legacy, but instead turns into a gruesome replay of '98. For every nightmare revisited Chris and Jill lose a bit more of the luck they exploited eight years ago. And when they draw on empty...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Wheelbarrows and other Objects by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Series of ficlets revolving around RE4, where Leon ends up seeing and doing the strangest things.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Leon S. K.
The End by Seyek reviews
Quick one shot about a lone 'mech escorting a column of personnel carriers to safety.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Legends, Part 6: Escape From Raccoon City by Lord Leachim reviews
Raccoon City is in ruins. The undead have taken over. Now, the few survivors who remain must fight their way out if they have any hope of getting out of the city. But zombies aren't the only things in their way, and they are slowly running out of time ...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,073 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
28 Weeks Later: The Aftermath by Bugsbunny2 reviews
A helicopter, bound for Germany. Aboard are five survivors of the lethal rage virus. This came to me after watching the film, and I thought, "Why not make a sequel of the sequel" lol. Sorry about the LONG wait for more chapters guys.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008
Welcome Home, Jill Valentine by Angelica Burrows reviews
Chris and Jill are heading back to America after the ordeal in Africa. Thoughts on a plane and what "home" really means is what is on both their minds. Post RE:5, fluffy Valenfield :D
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Escape From Reach by Speed Waggin reviews
Six, having saved the Pillar of Autumn from certain destruction, searches for a way off the planet of Reach. Oneshot.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Lyca, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Enter Survival Horror by Lime Rickey reviews
Lindsey and Alissa are playing Resident Evil: Remake and get sucked into the game. Will they be able to hide their knowledge of the events from a suspicious Wesker? Will they stop driving Chris nuts? Will they even survive? Find out. Slight ChrisXJill
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Chris R., Jill V.
Oh, how he wondered by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker wants to know what love is, and HUNK makes an attempt to explain it to him. One-shot. This is not slash/yaoi!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/2/2011 - A. Wesker, HUNK - Complete
Christmas at the Castle by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Ramon Salazar decides to throw a party in order to celebrate Christmas, but before anyone can come, they must first prove they are worthy enough to party with him. - Complete/discontinued.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Vacation by Suikyou reviews
After their mission at the Caucasus facility, Chris brings Jill possibly life-changing news. And tea.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
RANDOMNESS! by Project X reviews
What happens when my computer blows up while I'm writing fan fiction? Well all the characters from the RE world are sucked into reailty, having to face me and look to me for answers I don't have.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,379 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
STARS Poem They were an 'elite' team by Hannah Senna Whiskeypants reviews
Oh STARS. Let's face it, they wouldn't have all have died THAT EASILY. : I know some of them weren't killed by zombies, but gimme a break. ;
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Chris R., Jill V.
Christmas in September by Drew Skye reviews
In Chris' alleged hysteria before leaving for Europe, he prepared for what he thought would be the worst. Then, he left those preparations to Jill when she decided to stay in Raccoon City. His paranoia seems to have paid off. During RE3
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
Probable Cause by Supermodel Sandwich reviews
Chris Redfield: Ex-Air Force pilot and newly recruited S.T.A.R.S. member. A talented marksman with remarkable skill, his first week on the job seems like a cakewalk- but Chris has embarked on the journey of a lifetime, and there's no turning back now.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Chris R., Jill V.
Legends, Part 5: City of the Dead by Lord Leachim reviews
They all knew it was going to happen, but they never expected it to happen so soon. By the time they know something is wrong, the entire city is infected with the virus, and zombies are roaming the streets. Now, in order to escape, they have to survive.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,607 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Ab hinc by Chaed reviews
postRE5. Oneshot. On the helicopter ride back home Chris realizes that he never truly succeeded in saving Jill. ChrisxJill, angst-heavy.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Just Can't Win by Supermodel Sandwich reviews
Struggling to return to a normal life, Jill Valentine finds comfort in her savior. But Chris has demons of his own- with the help of some old friends, can they learn what it means to live again? Or will Wesker continue to haunt our heroes, even in death?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,035 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Jill V., Chris R.
Sine sole sileo by Chaed reviews
preMansion. Deep below ground lies the cradle of Progenitor. On a mission to uncover its secrets Wesker and Birkin get trapped in Hell with all its demons... but no one leaves the nether world without paying for his sins first. And the price is high.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,570 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
You can't kill heroes by Special Agent FUNK reviews
I mean it, you can't. Summary? How some of the real RE-heroes survived their meeting with Death. Rated M to be safe. One-shot, crack.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Wesker's Second Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing Resident Evil 5 and isn't too pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed second letter to Capcom.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Wesker's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing RE Code: Veronica X and he is not pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed letter to Capcom. Also mentions RE4 and 5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Claire vs Cake by ff7jadey reviews
Claire tries to show how much she loves her boyfriend Leon, by baking him a simple cake... Simple and a Redfield in the same sentence? Disaster is in the air and so is the smell of burning! - Leon x Claire fluff -
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
End of the Line by cjjs reviews
A young man is caught in the Raccoon city outbreak. The tale of the RPD's last stand and the survivors who fought for their lives against creatures they were told don't exist. My first attempt at fanfic, let me know how it turned out.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,010 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sherry B. - Complete
The Merchant's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Just like the real Leon did earlier on, the real Merchant has played Resident Evil 4 too. He isn't very pleased with the way he was portrayed so he decided to write Capcom. Read his annoyed letter.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Merchant - Complete
Legends, Part 4: Calm Before The Storm by Lord Leachim reviews
The Mansion Incident is over, and the surviving members of the STARS team, including Wesker, have to pick up the pieces. But the destructive T-virus is still loose, and nothing can stop it from infecting the city. This is just the calm before the storm.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Corpus delicti by Chaed reviews
preMansion. STARS are assigned to the case of a hysterical madman. When he takes down their car in the middle of Arklay Mountains, they are at the mercy of the psychopath hunter. Chris, Jill, Barry, Brad, Wesker, a criminal and a snowstorm.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Anywhere But Here by Hobohunter reviews
Just another oneshot about Leon and Claire! :3 Pre RE5. LeonClaire and a -hint- about ChrisJill
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Legends, Part 3: The Mansion Incident by Lord Leachim reviews
Bravo Team is missing and probably dead. Wesker sends Alpha Team on a rescue mission to the mysterious mansion, but right away things go wrong, and all of Wesker's careful plans fall apart. Now, Jill, Barry, and Chris have to fight to survive.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,049 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Legends, Part 2: Zero by Lord Leachim reviews
Wesker is head of the Arklay Lab and the STARS Alpha team, while Birkin controls the Raccoon Lab. When the virus breaks loose and infects the Arklay Lab, Wesker must decide how to handle the situation. In the end, STARS Bravo team is doomed.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,442 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Legends, Part 1: In The Beginning by Lord Leachim reviews
Albert Wesker and William Birkin have just been hired by the Umbrella Corporation and begin their work under the tutelage of James Marcus and Ozwell Spencer. Wesker is ambitious and Birkin is idealistic, but neither of them is prepared for the truth.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,406 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Battlezone II: Lost Legacy by Admiral Kelley reviews
In a universe of bio-metal ships and grand experiments gone wrong there exists an elite group of warriors who work behind the scenes in the ISDF, keeping the Earth safe from afar weather they know it or not, fighting an enemy looking to reclaim a lost leg
Battlezone - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 5/26/2000
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Part 1: The Mansion Incident reviews
(Making my own, slightly modified version of the game that started it all) The elite police task force STARS has been chomping at the bit to get their hands on their first murder case, a series of cannibalistic killings in the nearby Arklay mountains. But when the Chief of Police finally assigns them to the task force, it may turn out to be much more than they bargained for.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Jill V., Chris R., Barry B., A. Wesker
Something Worth Fighting For reviews
Liara helps Shepard prepare for his final battle against the Reapers. ShepxLiara rating is for implied... intimacy
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Shepard, Liara T'Soni - Complete
The End of Raccoon City reviews
Left with nowhere to turn after the mansion incident, Jill fights her inner demons while Chris plots his personal brand of justice against the Umbrella Corporation. Unfortunately, Umbrella has plans of their own. (cancelled)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
Fight of Our Lives reviews
Sequel to Prelude to Horror. After the mansion incident, Chris and Jill follow separate paths to take down Umbrella. Chris meets old friends in Paris while Jill tries to survive the events of RE3. (cancelled)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Prelude to Horror reviews
The events leading up to the Spencer Mansion incident in 1998. ChrisxJill. Rated T for language and blood and gore .
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Deliver Hope reviews
A one-shot novelization of the Deliver Hope trailer for Halo: Reach. I do not own these characters or the Halo franchise, nor do I own the Deliver Hope trailer.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two - Complete
