UPDATE FOR ALL MY READERS. Whoever bothers to read this anyway. I'M BACK. I can't believe it's been five years since I've been on . Well I mean I've been on here reading, but I haven't posted anything in five years. I was a high school sophomore when I last updated my profile. I've sure grown since then, I've graduated high school obviously, and I'm now in college. On summer vacation of course. Yay I can write freely now.

I believe from all my college classes and everything in between I've grown not just as person, but as a writer. Just looking back at what I wrote when I was in high school. I'm like dang that was some rough stuff. I've since learnt well I think the finer techniques of writing and hopes it shows in my future fanfics. I just want to give a huge shout out to all my readers and reviewers from my earlier stories in the X Men Evolution Fandom. You guys all rock and really helped me out, when I needed it.

FOR MY NEW STORY A Path Less Traveled

My Current New Stories (Yay I'm back everyone):

A Path Less Traveled - (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) - Summary: The path to becoming a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent is a long and arduous one, but like one man once said it’s not about the destination it’s about the journey. The outcome at the end of this journey is unlike any other. Follow these extraordinary young people as they become One of the Noble, one of the Honorable Few. Future Fic. Takes place in the year 2026. SYOC. SUMBIT YOUR OWN CHARACTER.

Here's the Form (Sorry it is a bit long, but all of the information is relevant to story and will move it along trust me.

[Read the Rules/Background on the first chapter before you submit a character please it’s for your benefit.] Put STRIKE RULES at the Top of your form so I know you read the Rules. DELETE everything in when you submit your OC plz. The things in brackets are just to help you understand what I want.

Basic Information

Name [Last, First, Middle]

Nickname (s) [If any]

Birthday [Month and Day ONLY]
Age [17-21]
Gender:
Ethnicity: [White American, European American, Middle Eastern American, Black or African American, Asian American etc.]

Appearance

- Appearance [detailed description of how your ocs looks, include height, weight, hair style, length, color etc.]

- Any distinguishing features [Birthmarks, Scars, Tattoos, Piercings]

Clothing: Every Cadet no matter the division of the Academy you attend will be issued PT gear (Physical Training) which includes a short and long sleeved gray t-shirt with SHIELD Academy division logo on it, and black shorts with same logo on it and black sweat pants along with a black sweatshirt with a reflective neon yellow web belt, and black canteen for water.

Everything for an Operations Cadet will be issued to your OC like their uniform (SCU’s – S.H.I.E.L.D. Combat Uniform) is what they will wear while at Ops. They will be issued PT gear (a short sleeved gray shirt and black athletic shorts), and they sleep in their PT gear because in the morning they get up and do PT (Physical Training) for an hour. For a Sci-Tech Cadet it seems to me that they have a dress code of business casual (or smart clothes like polos and khaki pants, skirts, and blouses and sweaters), also I saw some wearing white S.H.I.E.L.D. lab coats over their clothes. For a Communications Cadet, their dress code is the most lax. Just think of what Daisy wore in the beginning of the show back when she was Skye in the first few seasons, plaid shirts and jeans and combat boots, that sort of thing. Jeans and t-shirts are probably okay too. They won’t be dealing with any dangerous chemicals.

- Civilian Outfit 1 [Everyday clothes civvies:

- Civilian Outfit 2 [Alternate clothing choice to civilian outfit 1:

- Sleepwear [this is for the Sci-Tech and Communications Cadets]

Health

- Blood Type:

- Dominant Hand:

- Any ailments/allergies/illnesses/disabilities: [What it says on the tin. For example, they could have asthma, or are allergic to pollen stuff like that, or they could be visually impaired (meaning they wear glasses), diabetes, that sort of thing has to be treatable though with medication]

- Medications for ailments, allergies, illnesses:

- Activity Level [Low, Moderate- jogging, gardening, dancing, Strenuous- Running, intense yoga, any sport with a ball, Vigorous- Sprinting, Intense Weight Training, Cardio workout etc.]

- Eating Habits: Does your character eat a lot of junk food, do they have any guilty pleasure foods, are they are a health nut, are they vegan, vegetarian, pescatarian (a person who does not eat meat, but does eat fish)]

Intellectual Characteristics

IQ Score:

Intellectual Strengths:

Intellectual Weaknesses:

Languages [Languages your oc can speak, write and read fluently not including English ALL CADETS, must know FOUR before being admitted]

- Spoken:

- Written:

- Read Fluently:

- Accent [Does your character speak with an accent or a hint of one]

Powers [For Kid OC of Daisy ONLY]

Powers:

Power Weaknesses [MUST have at least Three]

Academy/School Information

- SHIELD Youth Academy [Did your OC attend Yes or No]

- SHIELD Academy Applying For [Operations, Sci-Tech, Communications]

- Are you (you OC) interested in the Infantry Service Academy Yes or No [Not all those who are interested have to be from Operations there is TEC (Training and Evaluations Corps) Rep from Infantry Service Academy at all three Academies, who is able to answer any and all questions]

- SHIELD Specialty or Field of Study [Ops- Specialist (Sniper, Undercover, Espionage etc., STRIKE (think STRIKE in Cap 2 – more team/squad orientated. Sci-Tech – would be whatever field of science or technology they want to study same with the Medical side. Comms – would be Computer Science, IT, Intel Analyst, Linguist (someone who knows languages) etc.]

- Language your OC wants to learn at the SHIELD Academy [Just pick a language they can’t speak, write, read that’ll be the language class they take

- Roommate [ALL Cadets will have a roommate of the same gender, roughly the same age, and be in the same Academy division, i.e. two male Ops Cadets will room together and two Female Comms Cadets will room together, give a brief description of the type of roommate you want and I’ll try my best to fit two alike oc’s together

- High School(s) [if your OC didn’t attend SHIELD Youth Academy, high school is mandatory qualification home schooling is okay, for admission to the Academy

- Graduation Date:

- College/University(s):

Qualification(s) [Mandatory for All Sci-Tech Cadets you must have ONE Ph.D to be admitted to the Academy, that’s not me talking that’s the show Jemma said it

- Graduation Date [when they got their Ph.D

Future Work Information

Department [Basically where your character will work, where your character works will then determine the Division they are placed in. Departments are as follows: Infantry, Intelligence, Research and Development, Medical and Human Resources, and Communications and Logistics

Job Title [Field Agent, Trooper, Biochemist, Engineer, Doctor, Comms Analyst, you don’t have to just choose from these you can make up your own as long as it fits within the department your OC works in.

SHIELD Service No: [All SHIELD personnel have a service no. It’s first 3 letters and then 2 numbers 1 letter and then 4 numbers example SGR 43J9484

Firearms

Make, Model and Caliber be specific please – EVERYONE regardless of the department in which your OC works will have a sidearm, and know how to use one maybe not well, but they will know how to not shoot themselves in the foot. Non-negotiable. If you’re not familiar with guns you can go to the IMFD or the Internet Movie Firearms Database website and search Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and you can see all the Firearms and weapons they used from all the seasons thus far.

Primary Firearm:

Secondary Firearm:

Physiological Characteristics

Personality [DETAILED PLEASE

Hobbies, likes, and dislikes: [This helps me to get to know your character better. Particularly in the case of the hobbies and likes, your character will probably mention them from time to time in his/her narration or dialogue. Hobbies, likes, and dislikes also help to decide how your character spends his/her free time].

Hobbies [What they like to do in their spare time

Likes [self-explanatory I think, what your oc does like, food, animal, movie genre, type of person

Dislikes [Same deal self-explanatory what your oc doesn’t like could be food, a certain type of person

Fears: [Let's be honest: everyone is afraid of something or other. Your character's fears can tell a lot about your character; they may even tell something about your character's past or personality].

Background Information

Current Residence [Where your oc lives currently:

Hometown [Where your oc grew up:

Place of Birth [Where he or she was born:

Parents [Daisy/Male OC, Leo/Jemma, Bobbi/Lance Hunter, Steve/Maria Hill or OC Parents, I have it this way for a specific reason

Siblings [Yes or No, if you are the first OC for that pairing, you get top pick of if your oc is an only child or not. Give me the name of the sibling, relation (older or younger brother/sister, and age of sibling

Known Significant Associates [Any other person your oc may know, best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, you can have your oc know

Backstory [Detailed a 5-7 sentences at least for, background says a lot about a character why he or she acts a certain way. Why they do the things they do. Their actions in the past shape their future]

Intro Scene [A sample writing of your character, make it as long as you want, it gives me better insight into your character, it can be anything your oc arriving at the S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy or them arguing with parents about being allowed to go to S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy:

Have Fun and Send'em on in FitzSimmons Forever.

Fandoms I enjoy reading fanfics about

Avengers The Movie

Captain America (Movies all three of them)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (have seen all the current seasons and just love the actors)

X-Men Evolution

NCIS

NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: New Orleans

Favorite Movies

All Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies

All Mission Impossible Movies

All X Men Movies (well all except X-Men First Class I have my reasons)

Favorite TV Shows

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD

Chicago P.D.

Chicago Fire

Chicago Med

Chicago Justice

NCIS

NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: New Orleans

Arrow

DC Legends of Tomorrow

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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

:D

Now this one creeped me out but its so true, its always the non drunk people who are killed in the car accidents :(

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming,
Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

And adults call us teenagers stupid...:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day...:)

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