CAUTION: I swear a lot. So, below this... Viewer discretion is advised..

Name: SHERLOCK HOLMES. FUH REAL. (Nah, just kidding.)

Likes: Your MO- never mind.

Dislikes: I could rant about PEOPLE I hated and my school, but I'm too lazy, and you're too lazy to read it anyway...

Favorite Anime: Too many. I don't have a life, so I find comfort on my computer... (Tee-hee, that's what she sai- //shot)

Favorite Games: This can go on and on and on.

Favorite Music: Ditto.

Favorite Singers: Ditto.

Favorite Songs: Ditto.

See, aren't I so interesting? You know SOO much about me now! Congrats! *blatant sarcasm

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you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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My All Time Favorite Quotes From Anywhere:

"I'm going to go sharpen my pencil now."

"..If you know what I mean." -My Two Perverted Friends

"Imma' smack you so hard, your ancestors gonna feel the burn." - A Friend

"Well, excuse me, princes-"

"YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!" -Four Swords (Youtube Video)

"I like pie. I wish I had some pie right now... And with that pie I would take over the world and smite Ganondorf!" -Legend of Zelda: Parody of Time (Youtube Video)

"Yep."

"Yep."

"Yep."

"We need to get out of here." -My friends and I at my aunts wedding.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a pimp."

"What..?!"

"And Mario and Luigi are 'gon be my BITCHES."

"WHAT?!!" - My 8 year old cousin and I.

"Will you marry me?"

"I'll think about it." - My aunt at her wedding. Go AUNT RUBY!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

"Oh, wicked, wicked!" gasped the elder; "may the Lord deliver us from evil!"

-Wuthering Heights

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as youcan... what do you find?

A bowl of cereal and a wet jacket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Summer Olympics. God, those make me so sick. I hate knowing that I'll never be as good on a stick as them. (Tee-hee, if you know what I mea- //shot)

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

12:35 A.M

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:24 A.M

..That was... PRETTY GODDAMN ACCURATE!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My grandfather clock. It's really creepy. Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

Shit, I'm officially spooked out.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Firetrucking BARBECUE! HELL YAH!

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

A bowl of some mysterious cereal. My brother said I should eat it, so I ate it. It didn't taste so good... Oh, my goddamn abdominals...!

9. What are you wearing?

What do you want me to be wearing? *pervy wink

10. Did you dream last night?

I NEVER DREAM.

MY COCOA PUFFS TASTE WEIRD.

11. When did you last laugh?

(Mario, Luigi quote by my cousin) UP DERE!

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Pictures my friends made that star Legolas and I. Yes, I have an elf-fetish.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I saw this picture of Harry and Draco... In BED. Needless to say, I will be getting a bionic eye surgery to help me recover my lost vision.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I thought this was a survey! Y- You LIED to me??!! And I TRUSTED you!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?

A personal chef. I can't cook for shi-. Also, a samurai sword. And my own personal bodyguard.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I have a twin sister who loves everything video games. I swear, if I'm a video game addic, she's a.. person who is significantly greater then a video game addic.. (SMOOTH). I swear, our room is covered with broken controllers and boxes of monthly issues of "Game Informer." Grrrrr...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...

Get a Death- Note.

Haha-HAHA-AHAHAHA-BWAHHAHHA-MWAHHAHAHAHAHA! :3

19. A quote that you love/live by...

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs."

-Life of Pi (freaking loved this book!)

21. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?

Ugly.

22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?

Accident. LOL.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"

Sore..

28. Favorite planet?

NAMEK! XD

29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile?

Some stalker dude. He's been calling me about worthless shit since last week.

30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?

"Hey, idiot. You see that green button over there? On the left side, smart-a$$. Yeah, why don't you go press it? You're fu*king pissing everyone in this room off." - By: My brother.

31. What shirt are you wearing?

What shirt am I wearing...? What does that mean? I am wearing a shirt type of shirt, thank you very much.

32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?

I... don't know.

33. Bright or Dark room?

It depends on the occasion. The shading really screws my room over.

34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?

I don't know...

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Desperately trying to go to sleep.

36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?

"I got a B- on the Math Test. DAH DUN FLY."

37. Where's your mailbox?

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

38. What's a word you say a lot?

FUUUUUUUU- (Okay, technically, that's NOT a word but a noise you make when you're angry. But, I digress.)

40. Last furry thing you touched?

My snoring dog.

44. Favorite age you've been so far?

Maybe I was born yesterday, you insensitive jerk!

46. What's your current desktop picture?

The peanut butter jelly man.

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"Stupid."

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars and being able to fly, which would you take?

Million dollars... so I can invent gravity defying shoes!

50. The last song you listened to?

Ballad of Mona Lisa- Panic! At the Disco

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

I would probably be too busy laughing my butt off. So, no.

52. If you could punch one person in the face, who's in you're life right now, who would it be?

My current math teacher.

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Sleeping (=_=)

ASTRONOMER- when you rearrange the letters- MOON STARER

THE EYES- when you rearrange the letters THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE- when you rearange the letters- HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES- when you rearange the letters- CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS- when you rearange the letters- LIES- LETS RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS- when you rearange the letters- ALAS, NO MORE Z'S

IPOD SHUFFLE MEME! 8D

Delta 1406

Put your iPod on Shuffle. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?:

I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie -Sir Mix-A-Lot ( Yep. )

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?:

Dysfunctional -Tech N9ne ( I'm not dysfunctional! I'm misunderstood. )

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?:

Somebody That I Used to Know -Gotye ft. Kimbra ( A doomed relationship. )

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?:

We All Try- Frank Ocean ( So my life purpose is to spread belief in this world? ...I'll take it. )

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?:

High For This - The Weeknd ( Getting high. DATS MAH MOTTO. )

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?:

Right Thurr- Chingy ( Oh my god O.O )

WHAT IS 22?:

Rolling in the Deep- Adele ( I knew it. )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?:

I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! At the Disco ( WTF??!! )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?:

Pumped Up Kicks- Foster the People ( ...Sure. *cough )

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?:

Lions, Tigers, and Bears- Jazmine Sullivan ( No. No it is not. )

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?:

On The Set- Super Jay ( That doesn't even make sense, hahaha. )

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?:

Diamond Sword -Toby Turner ( You cannot afford-ford. My diamond sword-sword... )

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?:

Six (Feet Over)- Common ft. Cocaine 80's ( This song is about liquor..? )

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?:

How To Love- Lil Wayne ( Okay, this is semi appropriate... NOT. )

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?:

Gangsta Love- Snoop Dogg ft. The Dream ( WTF guys! )

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?:

Play That Funky Music- Wild Cherry ( I don't know how to respond XD... )

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?:

Apologize- Timbaland ft. One Republic ( ... )

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:

Majora's Mask Theme ( Um. Yes. )

HOW WILL YOU DIE?:

Swim Good -Frank Ocean ( I will commit suicide by driving my car off a cliff and into the ocean due to a past lover(s). Okay. )

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?:

Pursuit of Happiness- Kid Cudi ( Not really... Unless I was high... )

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:

Falling- Alicia Keys ( Yea... *shakes head* )

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:

American Boy- Estelle ft. Kanye West ( So... yes?)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?:

Secret- The Pierces ( Haha. )

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:

I Get Lonely Too- Drake ( So, yes, but this person misses me.. WHO IS THIS GUY?!)

IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:

Smile- Drake ft. Voyce ( I'll be more happier in the future - )

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?:

If You Wonder- Jeff Bernat ( Uhhh... )

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:

Delta 1406- Mike Posner ( Hahaha.. What? )