The Insufferable Vegemite
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Joined 09-16-10, id: 2540118, Profile Updated: 11-27-10
Author has written 1 story for Fruits Basket.

G'day!

Hello. This is my third account here on fanfiction. In all I've been here about…..a year and a half? Two years? Somewhere around that length of time.

…. does anyone actually read this stuff? XD I go around reading other people's profiles, but I dunno if that's just me.

Ask me anything!

100 reviews for Tactics. Thank you so much guys =) I really appreciate all your support.

MY BASIC INFO:
Name: Starts with an 'A'. Hehe, most of you probably already know it, since I used to have it posted up here.
Age: Teenager (take a guess XD)
Gender: Female =)
Email: Eeh….. if you wanna know, ask me for it in a PM. Don't be shy, eheheh! I like to talk!

Well now what do I write….more about me? Man I'm talking about myself a lot XD That's rather….self-absorbed….

I have one story up... and two more stories on my other accounts (but let us not speak of them, they were... I hate to think of how truly atrocious they were).

Constructive criticism is appreciated, but not flames. Out of all the reviews I've ever received… the ones that have been constructive criticism have really helped…. yeah I used to think criticism didn't actually help (I was a moron) but…. it does.

Actually I never knew how to set out paragraphs till someone pointed it out to me in a critique-review (Yes, again, I was a moron).

And here I go going on and on about myself again. Am I boring you? Most likely.


FANDOMS:
Anime/Manga- Fruits Basket, Mamotte! Lollipop, Bakugan, Naruto, Galaxy Angel, Vermonia, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Pandora Hearts.
TV- Doctor Who, Torchwood, Iron Chef, Masterchef, Ashes to Ashes, Australia's Got Talent, Australia's Next Top Model.
Film- Lord of the Rings, Avatar, \Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean, Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Batman (Batman Begins/Dark Knight), High School Musical.
Books- Some classics, Pollyanna, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Dracula, Doctor Who, Torchwood.

Umm… half of this stuff I don't really remember what's happened in it… mainly Torchwood. Still… I like it.

I like NICI. So cute. Jolly Mah is my favorite. I like sheep.

My reading partner (and best online friend, secretary and inspiration-when-I-have-writer's-block) is cat! We take turns choosing a manga or anime to read/watch at the same time (although we read at different rates). Right now we're doing Soul Eater. Yay! ~ =) If you know of a good anime or manga to recommend, please let me know!


AND NOW FOR SOME RANDOM THINGS:
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them….and you'll have their shoes.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

A day without sunshine is….night.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. It's usually an oncoming train.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


JOKE

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

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Detention Sparked Romance by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
What if Dumbledore, and the other professors are plotting to get students from two enemy houses together? What if the students find that they can't get more than 10 feet away from each-other? Was this spell induced? Read this Dramione to find out! Plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,600 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In Circumstance by crunchie11 reviews
In a time where status and money is everything, how did poor Tohru Honda become the fiance of the mysterious Kyo Sohma? She enters a world where the truth becomes lies and society dictates her every movement - and she finds maybe love is unexpected...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,313 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love & More Love by Miss Itachi Uchiha reviews
Little snippets between the fiery cat and the collected rat. Yuki/Kyou.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Where is Tomorrow? by JD Santiago reviews
A struggle to stop Akito from erasing Kyo's memories turns into a twisted plot of tears and hurts when the price is losing his father's love. What will Kyo do? How will his actions affect the Sohmas? And what are Akito's attentions to begin with?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Kyo S., Kazuma S.
A Lion In Distress by Jazzola reviews
When Gene is targeted and abducted, it's up to the rest of CID to find him before he meets his maker. The odds are stacked against them, and the crook seems to keep one step ahead of them... but Alex needs her Manc Lion. Galex. Rated T for now.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,732 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - G. Hunt, A. Drake - Complete
Put the Pieces Back Together by AVioletQueen reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE MANGA. Nariko Fujioshi - the girl before Tohru. She comes back after 4 years in the US to find her old family completely changed. The curse has been broken, but all is not well. Can Nariko and Tohru finally Put the Pieces Back Together?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010
Cursed Love by Merely Corroborative Detail reviews
Kyo and Yuki are rivals... right? They should hate each other... right? What happens when a boy cursed not to be loved becomes the sole desire of the heart of the one boy that should never love him? -Kyo/Yuki SLASH, non-Tohru verse
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,188 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
God's Pet by Ketsueki-Ken reviews
Akito has always favored Yuki in the public eye. But when alone his favorite isn't who you'd expect. What happens when he's tired of being separated from his loved one?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kyo S., Akito S. - Complete
The Girl Who Was The Seasons by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Kaori Kunisada's new doctor, Hatori Sohma, sure is a weird one. You know...cos he's a seahorse. But you can't keep hanging onto the spring when the seasons just keep changing. Rated T for possible taboo in age difference. Reviews welcomed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Hatori S.
Task Force Rules by nefertani reviews
It started as just a list of rules, but evolved into something much more... Matsuda is annoying as all getout, Aizawa wishes everyone would leave his afro alone, and Light is a fangirl. Pure randomness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
World Domination by VampireApple reviews
"Its times like these, when you're sitting there quietly, that I think you're planning on taking over the world."
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
See Me? by Cian0 reviews
It was just a walk. Now Kyo is hurt and Kakeru has just found out the family secret. slow building KakeruxKyo Warnings Slash, Swearing
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kyo S., Kakeru M.
Guitar Hero Trouble by turntechGoddammit reviews
Yuki and Shigure introduce Kyo to video games. Just a one shot, nothing special.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kyo S. - Complete
In Ten Words by sylc reviews
Young Lindir has not done his history homework. He asks his uncle, Glorfindel, to help him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
In Want Of A Wife by sylc reviews
Anti-OC original character , homophobic, sexist Legolas goes in search of a wife.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Lindir And The Orcling by sylc reviews
Young Lindir meets an orcling one night whilst out wandering alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Orc, Glorfindel - Complete
Ayame's Car Accident by sylc reviews
Ayame has a car accident and, predictably, tries to snake his way out of it. While Ayame is occupied with frustrating the police and the injured party, a subdued Shigure waits in the rain for Hatori to come and pick them up.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
Soft Tears by kittykatloren reviews
"Ah, my beautiful flower," he murmured against her skin. He felt her trembling breaths in the scant air between them. "It would be impossible to not worry about you. You are an accident just waiting to happen." Tohru/Shigure oneshot; works in manga/anime.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Rainfall Meeting by Cian0 reviews
Kakeru vowed to visit Yuki at home one day and today's that day! Except Kyo's the only one home and it's raining. WARNING hinted Slash and cuteness. Hinted Kakeru/Kyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Kakeru M., Kyo S. - Complete
Amen by Ashamed-Spider reviews
Shigure contemplates losing Akito as the curse is broken. Slight swearing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Shigure S., Akito S. - Complete
Movie Night by Kaslo reviews
Ayame and Hatori go to the movies! AyaxTori, slight YukixKyo, some OOC-ness?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Betting by Yoruyonaka Sakusha reviews
In a bet there is a fool and a theif. And sometimes there's two of a kind. Oneshots centered around betting. Rating and pairings will change as needed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
self destruct mechanisms by plasmacandy reviews
The graves they dig themselves. —Julie x Shun x Dan, drabbles
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Julie M., Shun K.
Because Love Battles by Fabullus reviews
"I want to show you that I'm not perfect. I want to prove to you that I'm human." Gene/Alex.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Mercutio Instead by swan-scones reviews
"It's one great tragedy; the Ugly Duckling, Cinderella crying in the cellar with no glass slippers, Hansel and Gretel's muscles roasting with apple sauce and potatoes." Amy/Rory. Slight Amy/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Lot of That Going Around by Katie Duggan's Niece reviews
Three-course GALEX meal, whipped up after episode 2, series 3, and spiced with adult themes, garnished with a dollop of angst. Contains absolutely no Keats, nothing post-E2. Alex has a date at the Tate, but just what is Gene playing at? AU. Complete.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - G. Hunt, A. Drake - Complete
The Problem by Elesariin reviews
Right after escaping the clutches of the weeping angels, the Doctor and Amy have a rather awkward conversation regarding his attitude toward her romantic advances. Implied 10/Rose. Takes place right before Vampires of Venice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Ashes by unheard screams reviews
Dying alone doesn't seem so bad at first. You've come to expect it. That is, until something completely unexpected happens. YXK, completed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,413 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Hate List by DethGab reviews
It all started with that stupid piece of stupid paper. YukiKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Lose Control by Yoruyonaka Sakusha reviews
In this relationship of anger and venting, who will lose control first? Yuki? Or Kyo? Yaoi - don't like, don't read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Littlefiction Plot Bunny! by Goddess of Hate reviews
Ritsu needs THE TALK, and everyone tries to help. Of course it's not gonna end well.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Ritsu S. - Complete
Your Room Or Mine? by eishi reviews
It sucks to be Souma Kyo: you're constantly drooling over girls you can't have, your friends are making fun of you because you're shy and your male cousin just decided to turn your world upside down by making a move on you. Life's not fair. YukiKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
All Hallows Eve and the Trick or Treat of Doom by kc creation reviews
It's Halloween, and Haru decides to drag our favorite kitten into celebrating with him. The Trick or Treat of doom? With Haru in charge, what horrors lie ahead for Kyo? kyoharu oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Tricksy Potato Elveses by sylc reviews
Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Smoking Companion by sylc reviews
After his 'break up' with Kana, Hatori tries one of Shigure's cigarettes.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
We're All Just Stupid People by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yuki and Kyo take their fighting to a whole new level. What will they do when the find themselves in over their heads? [Yaoi, RatCat, Alternating POVs][Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The snake's secret by cheshirejin reviews
Did you ever wonder why Ayame seems to be pretty much left alone by Akito? rewritten, now spoiler free
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Akito S., Ayame S. - Complete
Tactics reviews
Kyo's life is at an all-time low, and with no one to lean on, he's drowning in his own depression. It doesn't help that he's been paired with Yuki for a school project involving dancing. But could this possibly bring the cat and the rat closer together?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,545 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S.