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Author has written 36 stories for Hocus Pocus, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Metroid, Harry Potter, Homestuck, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Glee, Steven Universe, Night at the Museum, Star Wars, Misc. Comics, Wizard of Oz, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Tangled, and Naruto.

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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 186 - Words: 814,040 - Reviews: 12293 - Favs: 5,763 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7392 - Favs: 15,900 - Follows: 18,108 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 536 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11289 - Favs: 21,167 - Follows: 7,215 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Insanity reviews
Various instances of Harry going completely insane. Being brushed off by McGonagall, Riddle and the Chamber, seeing what Rita was ACTUALLY writing down, Umbridge's Blood Quills, and Snape's Occlumency. Updates will be posted in chronological order, so a chapter taking place before chapter 3 but after chapter 2 would bump chapter 3 to chapter 4. Previously called Interview.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Dolores U., Rita S.
Pickles
Dex is coding and Derek has an Issue . Luckily, Chowder has a solution.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Complete
The Starlight Arcade reviews
Many interesting people pass through the Starlight Arcade at one point or another, not least because of the employee known only as 'Sirius'. One thing's for sure: plots are on a need-to-know basis...and EVERYONE needs to know. Crossover. Contains massive spoilers for the plots of several fandoms; the chapter names tell you which.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ben Solo reviews
Rey, Finn, Poe, Luke, and Leia reflect on where Kylo Ben's parents could have possibly gone wrong with him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Of Frost and Royals reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, heir apparent to the kingdom of Berk, son of King Stoick the Vast, was quite surprised to one day find a gigantic Frost Dragon poking its head into his bedroom, asking very politely to kidnap him.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Hiccup, Stoick, Valhallarama, Jack Frost
Innocent reviews
Jack thinks Hiccup is entirely too innocent, a thought he shares with Astrid. Rated M for chapters 3, 5, 6, and 8.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,696 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost, Toothless] Astrid - Complete
Dark Horse reviews
Ahk's interest in modern culture becomes piqued by Jededaiah and Octavian's perusals of the internet, and so he enlists the Daley's help in refamiliarizing himself with the world. It does not go well.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Larry D., Nicky D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Summons reviews
Percy and Annabeth are summoned to Mount Olympus by the Pantheon of the Gods. What could be the cause for such a call? A short little oneshot that I wrote probably three years ago and never posted.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Annabeth C., Athena, Percy J., Zeus - Complete
Straight Up Shower reviews
Percy discovers an unexpected application for his powers, one that he's unable to turn off. Jason is sent to see why the Son of Poseidon is having a mental breakdown, and more than one secret is revealed. No smut in this version.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Dormmate Difficulties reviews
Hiccup is entirely sure that his getting a room on-campus is the luckiest thing that could have happened to him; at least, he WAS. Then he saw who his roommate was.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Jack Frost
Cut It Out reviews
Jack and Hiccup are called to the Pole by the Northern Lights to deal with a problem with the balance between Fall and Winter. They expected many things when they showed up to deal with this emergency, but this was not one of them.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3/2016 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] North, Bunnymund
Limping reviews
Jack meets the parentals, little brother is a vicious biter, and older brother is a sadistic little thorn. Long story short, Hiccup needs to be more careful when, er, 'wrestling'.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Hiccup, Stoick, Valka, Jack Frost - Complete
Don't Touch My Book reviews
Ever. Or, as Snotlout Jorgenson finds out, you might be on the receiving end of a rather harsh reminder. In other news, Jackson Overland is just a tad smitten.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Hiccup, Snotlout, Jack Frost - Complete
Shower reviews
Percy discovers an unexpected application for his powers, one that he's unable to turn off. Jason is sent to see why the Son of Poseidon is having a mental breakdown, and more than one secret is revealed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Jason G., Leo V.] - Complete
Ghost Monthly reviews
Nico and Percy, for whatever reason, decide to prank Apollo by messing with one of the most important things in his life: his hair. As punishment, the sun god conspires with the godly fathers of the two for a punishment halfway between nothing at all and serious bodily harm: the two mortals will be turned into ghosts for an entire month. Sure, not a long time, but it takes a toll.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Apollo
Angels and Demons, Grapes and Wine reviews
Hiccup is an angel traveling to Earth for the first time, looking for a recently-deceased soul. Jack is a demon, looking for a meal of spiritual energy. What happens next will warm your heart.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
What To Do? reviews
Steven has a quandary. His dad and Connie are in danger as long as he keeps them involved in Gem things, but if they weren't involved they'd just worry. He has a heck of a time wondering what to do, until a soft pink glow shows him the way.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
It's a Stone? reviews
Having a Stone that gives immortality is a thoroughly stupid idea. Why not have something you can't lose, like a tattoo, or a giant stone circle? The only viable way this would be considered smart is if the Stone could find itself. A different take on that night down in the dungeons, and how it changed everything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Q. Quirrell - Complete
It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus reviews
In 1697, three witches were hanged for their crimes. In 1997, they were vanquished once again by three kids and a cat. Now they, along with those kids, are brought forward for the most challenging thing they've faced yet. A Truth or Dare fic.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,621 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 10/25/2010
That's My Seat reviews
Jack, wholly unimpressed with the incredibly early hour of his class, slumps down into his seat to find that somebody else had gotten there first.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Doorways reviews
Doorways are essentially holes in a surface that allow you to pass through them. What the DA, Order of the Phoenix, and Death Eaters failed to realize is that doors work BOTH WAYS. They were too caught up with fighting and Sirius dying to ponder that maybe, jut maybe, they could open it the other way. Harry did not have this problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Yttria reviews
Something went wrong with the Leviathan's wormhole generator. Not only transported to Earth,but eighty years in the past as well,bounty hunter Samus Aran must work together with a teenage boy of the era to return to her own time. And maybe save some people along the way...
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013
Feelings reviews
There are many problems associated with being a werewolf, but as far as Remus Lupin is concerned, puberty and the hormones that go with it is the worst of them. Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reasons To Fear Jamie Bennett reviews
It is almost unanimously agreed, between all the Guardians, that getting on the bad side of one Jamie Bennett is a horrible thing. Only Jack disagrees. Rated M for chapter 3.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Jack Frost, Jamie] Bunnymund, Sophie - Complete
Depressed Musings of a Cheerful Spirit reviews
Jack is consumed by thoughts of his friends' mortality. WARNING: Sad
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
Highland Titles reviews
You know that website that lets you buy a piece of the Scottish highlands and become a Lord, Laird, or Lady? I bought into it, and let's just say it's a bit more...magical...then you'd think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., OC
Haruhi Meets Harry reviews
Suzumiya Haruhi has always been one for abnormalities, things she calls interesting but other people would call odd. So when her father gets a job transfer to England...how could things turn out any different than this? Harry learns some things, some scandalous facts are brought into the light, and a Dark Lord is proved to be thoroughly cuckoo for Cocoa-Puffs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Haruhi S.
Camera Shy reviews
Everyone thought Colin Creevey was just that annoying fanboy with the camera, never doing much more than following Harry around. Nobody ever stopped to think about exactly what he did with all those pictures...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2014
Annoyed reviews
Kurt is, very much so, and no matter what he does, Blaine isn't. It's very frustrating, until he makes a breakthrough.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
An Awkward Question reviews
Astrid, Snoutlout, Ruff, and Tuff have an awkward question for Hiccup... HiccupXhuman!Toothless (or maybe anthro!Toothless), yaoi. Very short, and probably only a twoshot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Toothless - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Jack is all set to enjoy a careless day of fun in Burgess with Jamie and Sophie. However, a harmless line of questioning reveals some unexpected feelings. Unexpected, yes, but welcome nonetheless. Bennefrost, yaoi (which means boyxboy), rated M for the second chapter.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
Planning reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are fed up with your bro evading his sexuality. It's obvious to everyone but him, so you have come up with the BEST PLAN EVER to get him to admit it to himself. The only trick is to take it slow. Can't scare him away, now can you?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] Rose L., Kanaya M.
They've Got A Dream reviews
Threats and brute force didn't work for them, so the Death Eaters try a new tactic to capture Harry Potter. Oneshot, implied Tom R./Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Comfortable reviews
Hiccup had been mapping the seas around Berk for at least six months now, so when the Spirit of Winter stole all his hard work he simply HAD to get it back.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost, OC] Toothless - Complete
Hot Springs and Flushed Confessions reviews
The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Jake E., Dirk S.] Roxy L., Jane C. - Complete
Kale's Present reviews
Depressed by Marina's decision to stay in Syracuse with Proteus, Sinbad has been in a funk for the last week. That is, until a rather unorthodox present from Kale gets him to lighten up.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sinbad - Complete