![]() Author has written 19 stories for Vampire Academy, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Mortal Instruments, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare. so, being a 15(ish) year old girl in todays society with a need to write crappy poetry and a love of awesome shows and books, has led me to the one place where i can freely admit that i am a huge, nerdy fangirl. that's right, FANFICTION!!!!!!! yay... aaaaaa, the sweet smell of teen angst put into words, is there anything better? anywho, as i said before, i love to write poetry(usually of the corny i-wrote-it-at-2am kind) and am always trying to find inspiration for a new entry (there's like 5 that i haven't gotten around to putting up yet :) i love Buffy the vampire slayer and angel, and am enthraled with glee ( apsolutely love musicals). supernatural, the tudors and grey's anatomy are also up there on the list, as well as true blood, mainly because i like to make fun of sookie. ALOT. the mortal instruments, vampire academy, morganville vampires, mercy thompson, harry potter, and alpha and omega are some of the most amazing books ever!!! and i'm thinking of trying out the hunger games if i can get ahold of them. RANDOM THINGS! (yeahhhh) If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. (Omg! I do that all of the time!) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. -I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. the only hot guy's are either gay, married or fictional characters in books or movies. sigh... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism |