A Poem by Jack Sparrow

My name is Jack Sparrow.

I'm a pirate, sailing the seas.

Although I'm captain of this ship,

I often lose my keys.

My ship is magnificent and huge-ish,

My crew is loyal and brave.

One day, Will Turner came on my ship,

And Elizabeth we had to save.

"Where's the rum?" I always ask,

Searching about my ship.

I will not be satisfied

Til the bottle reaches my lip.

I have a jar of dirt as well.

I carry it everywhere.

I also have a song about it,

But no one really cares.

I went down to the locker once,

Davy Jones', I mean,

But I ended up with my crew again,

And that monkey had replaced me!

So, "Where's the rum?" I always ask,

On and on and on.

I suppose the only question is

Why is it always gone?