Hello all! My real name is an absolute 100% secret, so you all can just call me Fred. I'm a girl, and mainly do Merlin and Newsies fanfiction. I have another account on here: FredWeasleysFutureWife, that is mainly Harry Potter fanfiction. This account is my new main one and for all my other fandoms, namely NEWSIES!!! So things you should know about me:

Name: Fred.

Age: 15

Sex: Yes, thank you. Just kidding, female.

Fandoms: Merlin, Glee, Degrassi, Bones, Law and Order: SVU, Leverage, RENT, NEWSIES!!

My ships:

Merlin:

Merlin/Arthur

Merlin/Morgana

Merlin/Freya

Morgana/Mordred

Arthur/Gwen

Hunith/Balinor

Uther/Ingraine

Glee:

Kurt/Puck

Finn/Rachel

Artie/Quinn

Puck/Rachel

Will/Emma

Degrassi:

Marco/Dylan

Paige/Alex

Paige/Spinner

Ellie/Jesse

Ashley/Jimmy

Holly J./Spinner

Jane/Spinner

Holly J./Declan

Claire/Declan

Bones:

Booth/Bones

Angela/Hodgins

Zack/Sweets

Cam/Sweets

Booth/Zack (on occasion)

Law and Order: SVU

Alex/Olivia

Elliot/Kathy

Finn/Melinda

Finn/Olivia

Ken/Anyone!

Munch/Finn (if it's well written. I'm a bit squeamish about any male slash from this fandom)

Leverage:

Eliot/Parker

Eliot/Nate

Eliot/Alec

Nate/Sophie

Parker/Alec

(I pretty much ship everything for this, so I'm going to leave the list at that before it get's too long)

RENT:

Maureen/Joanne

Angel/Collins

Roger/Mimi

Roger/Mark

Mark/OC

Harry Potter:

See my other profile for the freakishly long list.

NEWSIES:

Javid

Blush

Sprace

Sputchy

Snittery

Snitey

Skiety

Spavid

Dentvid

Blinktrack

Jarah (I'm sorry fellow slashers, but I love me some Jarah fluff, even if it is het.)

Anything from the Everything You've Done Wrong!Universe.

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Merlin

2. Arthur

3. Morgana

4. Gwen

5. Gaius

6. Uther

7. Hunith

8. Balinor

9. Morgause

10. Nimueh

11. Leon

12. Sophia

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Uther/Leon? No. Not in a millions years.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Gwen. Yes, in a totally strait, non-lesbian way.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What would happen if Sophia got Balinor Pregnant. The world would explode.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I have not, sadly.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No Uther and Arthur would not be a good couple! That's incest!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gaius/Morgause or Gaius/Nimueh, Gaius/Nimueh because it's more belivable

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes, there's Merlin/Balinor fluff, in a father, son sort of way and not in a romantic way.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Gaius. No, but I want to if anyone has recs.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Merlin and Hunith are in a happy relationship until Morgause runs off with Hunish. Merlin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leon and a brief unhappy affair with Uther, then follows the wise advice of Gaius and finds true love with Sophia. Oh my god, my brain just died a little from all the horribleness in that one sentance.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

If Hunith and Balinor were in a fight, I'd worry for Merlin's conception.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd be happy. I'd never have to go to the doctor again.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

If Balinor and Leon were in a closet together with a rubber ducky... I'd be slightly worried for everyone's sanity, including my own.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Arthur dissed, me I'd grin adn bare it. He's the Crown Prince of Camelot

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

If I found Morgause and Morgana in bed together, I'd scream, and run off to try and slay the Incest Faerie of Darkness again.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

If Sophia was a rapist. Well truly I wouldn't be all that suprised.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Nimueh is in my room, rumageing through my stuff. I'd bitch slap her and call in Merlin, and the Great Dragon. They'd whip her ass, and then help me with the Incest Faerie of Darkness problem.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I'd feel bad for Merlin. He has so much on his place. It'd be no suprise if it happened, but I'd be sad.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would smile. She's such a good friend.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I'd say "Uther, you barely have any hair to brush, hand it over."

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Hunith, Morgause, and Gwen are singing at three in the morning... I'd think what the hell is Gwen and Hunith doing with Morgause.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Arthur and Leon are my teachers? I'd hope they'd teach PE... With their shirts off.

I'm SLIM, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?