Hello! Lady Sakeri here at your humble service! Back from a long absence and ready to get those fingers back into motion. ^.^ -Pumps the air with triump-

I'm also glad to hear that some of my fanfiction has been pulled back from the bottom of that soggy lake, to the surface again. Thanks to devoted fans and awesome people! I really appreciate the reviews and encouragement that i have received over the past few months, and perhaps years even.

I have finally got my own laptop and Internet, so the fanfics that i was working on, will be continued. Just bare with me a little, the chapters may come slowly, but it's the best i can do between shifts at work. Thanks again Minna-san!!

Sniffs slightly " Okay...who was the last one to leave here without cleaning up?! " - Author immediately zooms in on two men scooting away towards the front door.

Inuyasha - " Er...wasn't me! It was Miroku this time, i swear! ", The dog demon mumbles in a rush as he makes a run for it. Miroku stumbling behind him with a look of pure horror.

" Grrrrr!! This will be the last time i let you guys do what you want! Chains and leashes from now on!! ", The author yells as she chases after with two leashes at hand.

Side note - " I am hiring helpers to help fix grammar mistakes and help with new ideas for former fics that are up and newer fics that are bound to be created. Critique is always accepted, the only way to get better is to see someone else's point of view. Just don't take it personal or to the heart if it's given. Thinking of holding a contest soon for my fans and other readers. So stay tuned in and keep an eye out for that. Need ideas for prizes as well. Good things come to those who wait, because patience is a virtue and it's also something i have to work on. ^^; Thank you everyone for your dedication and i hope to see some of your stories as well! ", - Lady Sakeri ( One who knows no bounds or temper control for that matter XP )

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Ai no UtaKono-

chi ni chikara o No ni hana o Kokoro ni ai o...

Nee kono mimi o oshiatete kikoeta inochi no zawameki

Sou oboeteru atatakana kodou ni tsutsumareteta koto Dare ka no koe mo,

dare ka no kizu mo,

kikoenai furi o suru Sonna minikui kao ni damasarenaide

Ima sugu ni ai ni ikite Kono yo ni umarete Anata no me ni

Nani o utsushite Ima kono chi ni chikara o No ni hana o Kokoro ni ai o...

Nee kizutsuita sono hane o iyaseru sube sae shirazu ni

Sou doko made mo bokutachi wa aruite mata sore o seoi Donna jidai mo,

donna basho demo tashikana ai wa aru

Dakara furueru koto mo nageki kanashimu koto mo nai Ai no naka e

Namanurui kaze ni Utare boku wa

Nani o nokoshite Ima kono chi ni chikara o No ni hana o Kokoro ni ai o...

Soshite Dare ka no koe mo, dare ka no kizu mo,

kikoenai FURI o suru Sonna minikui KAO ni damasarenaide Ima SUGU ni ai ni ikite

Kono yo ni umarete Anata no me ni

Nani o utsushite Ima nama nerui kaze ni

Utare boku wa Nani o nokoshite Kono chi ni chikara o No ni hana o Kokoro ni ai o...

12 days of Christmas

( Sung by Inuyasha Cast and Lady Sakeri )

Inu-yasha -

On the first day of christmas

My stupid love gave to me

An arrow in my chest and stuck to a tree -_-'

Kagome -

On the second day of christmas

My true love once gave to me

Two turtle..was it doves?

In a apple tree ^^

Sango -

On the third day of christmas

Miroku had sent to me

Three ugly flowers

Two turtle..what?

And a demon had been slayed

Sakeri -

You guys suck at christmas carols! T.T

On the fourth day of christmas

A friend had given me

A whistle to call in the dog

Three french hens

Two turtle doves

And a smack to Inu yasha's head ^^

Inu yasha -

Hey! I resent that!

Miroku -

I'm better at this! Ahem!

On the fifth day of christmas

My lovely Sango sent to me ( Sango - You wish Miroku! )

Five golden thumps

A whistle to call in the dog ( Inu yasha - Your so dead Miroku!!! )

Three french maids in short dresses

Two turtle...huh?

And many lovely ladies!

Shippo -

On the sixth day of christmas

Hey, what's christmas guys?

Kagome gave to me and not Inu yasha - Sticks out tongue -

Six yummy ramen noodle cups

Five golden candy bars, Yum!

Three french fries, But i want more!

Two black eyes for Inu yasha

And a giant apple pie

Inu yasha -

Why's everyone picking on me?! Grr! -_-

On the seventh day of christmas

My stupid love gave to me

All the shards for myself,

Six million yards of distance

Five trips to the hospital for Miroku

Four punches for Shippo

Three crapping geeses

A bloody nose for Kouga ( Inu yasha - Hahahahaha! i perfer him dead)

Kouga -

Screw you you filthy mutt!

On the eighth day of christmas

What i whooping i gave to him

Eight maids milking Inu yasha

Seven days of being with Kagome

Six body bags

Five evil spells permitted on inu yasha

Four strong allies

Three puking brothers

Two girls dancing

And Inu yasha stuck in a tree!

Naraku -

On the nineth day of christmas

My slave Kagura had sent to me

Nine jewled shards

Eight tribe member heads

Seven people to torture

Six powerful priestesses to do as i want

Five of Inu yasha's friends dead

Four of them slain infront of him

Three of them cut open

Two mighty feasts

And Inu yasha's head stuck on my golden mantel

Kagura -

On the tenth day of christmas

Naraku had laid on me

Ten disgusting farts

Nine deadly sins

Eight cursed spells

Seven annoying other slaves

Six torture chambers

Five ass kickings

Four lethal gases

Three knocked out teeth

Two less lives

And Naraku dieing a virgin

( Naraku - Just who's side are you on Kagura!!! )

Rin -

On the eleventh day of christmas

My sweet Sesshy gave to me

Eleven juicy lollipops

Ten riding horses

Nine play toys

Eight hours of play

Seven new dresses

Six hours of attention

Five pretty ribbons

Four new pets

Three hours of beating Jaken

Two golden apples

And all day spent with my Sesshy-chan

Sesshomaru -

On the twelve day of Christmas

I took upon myself

Twelve months of vacation

Eleven of them with my brother as my slave

Ten places to hide

Nine hours a day of beating Inu yasha

Eight baby sitters for Rin

Seven holes to hide Jaken's body parts

Six new homes

Five heavy duty machine guns

Four more lives

Three bitches to slap around

Two spa grounds to own

And peace and quiet

Sakeri -

Your all fired!!! You ruined the song and your sorry excuses for singers!

Sango -

It was Inu yasha's and Miroku's fault, not to mention everyone else decided to add their own two sense.

Kagome -

When can i get a break? I'm tired!

Inu yasha -

You're all just jealous of me! Feh! I'm out of here!

Sakeri -

Where's that dog whistle? Need to herd them all in.

Miroku -

If you'll all excuse me. I have a lovely lady here to mend all my bruises and pains from being beaten by you all.

Shippo -

I'm hungry!
Naraku - Vengence at last! Mwuahahahaha!

Rin - I wanna play Sesshy-chan!!

Sesshomaru - -_- Just let me die now.

Kagome-

INU YASHA! SIT BOY!!!

Inu yasha-

O_O N-NO! -Loud Thump-

T.T I really hate this necklace and that stupid- ( Kagome - SIT BOY!! SIT SIT SIT SIT!! )

AAAAHHHH!!!!!

Cast- - Sweatdrop and walk away from Kagome and Inu yasha slowly -