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Joined 06-09-10, id: 2397412, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 7 stories for X-Files, and Once Upon a Time.

Dear Readers,

First of all, Hello! and Thank you for checking me out. You can usually tell a lot about a person through the television that they watch... and boy do I watch alot.

Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, Sanctuary, X-Files, House MD, The 4400, Daria, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Heroes, The Nanny, The West Wing, Glee, The Office, BBC Merlin, Smallville, Kyle XY, Fringe, and The Dog Whisperer.

Movie Influences:

The Mighty Ducks Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, The American President, 50 First Dates, Planet of the Apes, Tank Girl, The DaVinci Code, V for Vendetta, A Goofy Movie, Austin Powers Trilogy, LOTR, Harry Potter, Kill Bill, POTC, Love Actually, Spirited Away, Wayne's World, Dogma, Merlin (Sam Neill), Sally Hemmings: An American Scandal, Interview with the Vampire, Firestarter, Dune, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist!, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Zoolander, Superstar, Monty Python movies, Josie and the Pussycats, The First Wives Club, De-Lovely, Ever After, The Emperor's Club, and Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny... to just name a few.

Books:

oh boy... too many to mention. But lets get to the point of it: Anything Fantasy or Sci-Fi. (If you couldn't tell from my Movie or TV Show choices).

On a side note:

I am a percussionist. Percussion Ensemble Music, Indoor Marching Percussion, DCI, DCA, and a good Vibe solo are what I enjoy. Please be kind but honest in your comments.

I hope this profile helps you understand where I'm coming from. Follow me on Twitter! Thanks for reading and enjoy!

~Skitzoeinhoven

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Make Believe 5: Gifts by Rose Stetson reviews
Set five years after "Wife, Mother, Master and Commander", the O'Neills find themselves facing the challenges of raising "gifted" children. Part 5 in the "Make Believe" Series. - After an unintended ten year hiatus, this story is complete! Thank you for your patience. 3
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 133,570 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 10/15/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Moments Told and Untold by Montreat11 reviews
It's strange just how fast "Happily Ever After" can simply become "The Bitter End". 8th in the Moments Series. Belle's perspective on everything that happens from the moment she and Rumpelstiltskin and married until she banishes him from town. R/R.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 151,003 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Moments Taken by Montreat11 reviews
Sometimes a journey into unknown lands is just the beginning of an unknown quest to to rediscover a lost soul. 10th in the Moments Series. Belle's perspective of the events that occurred after Emma was cursed with Darkness and the heroes journey to Camelot to save her. It will end just before the Dark Ones set the curse to return them all to Storybrooke. R/R.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 142,312 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 5/16/2016 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Moments Shared and Unshared by Montreat11 reviews
Strength is found in many different ways. In times of solitude and sometimes in another person, when there is nothing to lose, and everything to gain. 5th in the Moment's Series. Belle's perspective of everything that happens from the moment Rumple returns her memories to the curse being cast to take them back to the Enchanted Forest. R/R.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,741 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] - Complete
Moments Seen and Unseen by Montreat11 reviews
Happy endings are the smallest part of a story, life is made up of moment after moment. Happy, sad, loving, and harsh. And they've lived them all. 3rd in the Moments Series. Belles perspective of moments that we have seen and the missing moments we haven't seen. Beginning with being held in her cell at the asylum and ending with Regina giving her Lacey's memories. R/R.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 187,227 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] - Complete
Moments Exchanged by Montreat11 reviews
Friends can be found in the most unlikely of places in the most unlikely of times, but forged through fire for the briefest moment the lessons learned and feelings exchanged will leave echoes that last a lifetime. 6th in the Moments Series. Belle's perspective of everything that happens in the Enchanted Forest during the missing year. R/R.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 226,912 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Moments Clear and Unclear by Montreat11 reviews
All of life is a series of decisions; decisions that make us who we are and determine who we will be. Sometimes a memory, a conversation, even a relationship, can be all the difference in making a decision clear. 11th in Moments Series. Belle's perspective of 5A in Storybrooke, begins with their return to Storybrooke and ends with Belle returning to Rumple. R/R.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 134,704 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Moments Known and Unknown by Montreat11 reviews
Her future seemed set in stone for the rest of her life, but she's about to begin an adventure that will teach her that the future isn't always as it seems. 2nd in the Moments Series. Belles perspective on everything that happens in the Enchanted Forest starts with the deal she made with Rumpelstiltskin and ending with the moment the curse hits in her cell.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 175,396 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] - Complete
The Lambs by so kiss me goodbye reviews
COMPLETE: Mulder and Scully kidnap William.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 189,372 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/24/2008 - [F. Mulder, D. Scully] William - Complete
Our Time Has Come by aNaNoWriMomous reviews
DRR, Gibson. Covers 2002-2013. Current year: 2009. Current chapter: Gibson and Jordan investigate a troubling situation involving Thea, Gibson's high school friend. Special guest stars: Frank and Jordan Black from Millennium. 2010 NaNoWriMo novel so please forgive spelling/grammar. One day I'll get it beta'ed.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 104 - Words: 232,544 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 11/1/2010 - J. Doggett, M. Reyes
The XFiles: Countdown by youngin211 reviews
When a alien corpse turns up in New Orleans where agents Reyes & Doggett now live,they seek out the help of Mulder & Scully to investigate. All leading up to an epic show down on Invasion Day, with new friends & enemies, they never expected to have.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,564 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011
In Loving Memory by TeaGirrl reviews
After a hit-and-run, Belle loses all her memories of her and Rum's happy marriage and the time they have spent together. Rum is now faced with the reality of being in love with someone who doesn't even know who he is. Inspired by "The Vow."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,356 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by inebriated cerebellum reviews
With Belle's memory gone after passing the town line, Gold is determined to get her to fall in love with him again, but the longer it takes, the more he falls towards the Dark One as his rage is channeled towards the very man who was responsible for Belle's condition in the first place. Although she cannot remember him, will Belle's inherent goodness be enough to save Gold?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
The Marauders' Tale by Penitent Rebel reviews
Thick as thieves, the Marauders were. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,951 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
Respect by Rose Stetson reviews
After learning that the IOA is looking into rumors about her alleged affair with O'Neill, Carter is thrown into a web of lies, murder and deceit that may have more drastic consequences than the simple court-martial of her friend and commanding officer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Again and Again by EspoirDio reviews
Inspired by an idea by NilesLover101. Set after season 6, Niles and C.C. are married and she's expecting a child. When suddenly they get some shocking news. Will it tear them apart or make them stronger?
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - CC B., Niles - Complete
Make Believe 4:Wife, Mother, Master, and Commander by Rose Stetson reviews
Sam's faced with the challenges of balancing her home life with her new responsibilities as commander of Stargate Command while Jack tries to adjust to retirement. Part 4 in the "Make Believe" series. Now...Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 178,364 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Make Believe 3: Family by Rose Stetson reviews
Part III of the series started with "Make Believe". The O'Neills are together after nearly nine months apart while Sam is on extended leave from the George Hammond while it undergoes repairs. A few weeks isn't enough to change their family dynamic, is it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,674 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Make Believe 2: In Love and War by Rose Stetson reviews
Sequel to "Make Believe". Now, in a relationship, Sam and Jack have to find a way to keep the "fires" burning while remaining as discreet as they desire while Sam traipses around the galaxy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,927 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Make Believe by Rose Stetson reviews
Every time he came to visit, they felt like a real-life, normal family. But then, he would leave, wearing those dress blues that reminded her that they were still officers caught in the disastrous web of a forbidden love. Bridge between S8 and S9.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
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The Awakening reviews
It's been 7 years since the incident at Storybrooke forest. According to the prophecy:Should Lily Gold continue down her magical path, Storybrooke as they know it will cease to exist. Convinced by the prophecy, Rumbelle cast a spell to remove Lily of her memories of magic.Will she remember? Will Storybrooke survive the prophecy? Find out on this last installment of the Lily series.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Neal N.
The Vigilante reviews
Part 3 of the Lily Series. After living in NYC for 7 years, the Gold family moves back to Storybrooke and find themselves having trouble adjusting due to their complicated history. With magic gone, a political uprising against magic takes shape and a mysterious vigilante becomes their mascot. How will Lily and her family find magic in time against all the odds and without magic?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,257 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
The Author reviews
Something precious was stolen from both Rumple and Belle by Arthur and now he wants them to come back to Storybrooke to retrieve it. Rumple and Belle must leave their Happy Ending and face the magic again to help Henry find Storybrooke's happy endings. Sequel to "Lily". AU to what I had wanted to see for Rumbelle in S4.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,009 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Henry Mills
Needing Magic reviews
Emma and Regina fight and Henry runs to Mr. Gold's Pawn Shop for help. Henry doubts his ability to mediate their fight and thinks learning magic is the cure.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2015
Lily reviews
Ever since their encounter with Elsa, Rumplestiltskin has been having the same dream each night. A dream that involves the price in which Belle must pay. What does the dream mean? Was it a premonition? Mostly Rumbelle centric, though it also features interactions of the other main characters as well. My story idea on what I think (or would like to see) will happen in S4 of OUAT.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 170,887 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Complete
Brethren reviews
Part Deux to the "No Place Like Home" series. William must search for The Source which contains the answers to which he seeks. Along the way he confronts his "brothers", and must ultimately decide the fate of the world during the time of the Apocalypse.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - William
No Place Like Home reviews
X-Files continuation 4 yrs after "I Want to Believe" from William's POV. It is the year 2012, the year of the Apocalypse. The weight of the world and humanity's chance of survival rests on the shoulders of this young boy.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - William - Complete