Okay, I'd like to say hi to all the random people in this beautiful, soon to be non-existent, world. The world will end when I stop being terrible because my terribleness makes the world go round. Anywhoo who wants cheese and apple pie?

Hi, I'm Aquawings. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking things with a stick. Haha!(The poetry and long walks on the beach part was a joke) I'm the weirdest kid you will ever meet. I don't get insulted easily, and things that do are what most people consider compliments. I like to randomly breakout into song. Keep your expectations low, beacause I'm bound to do something really stupid. I do weird things and I am very tomboyish. I am also my very own awesome race, according to everyone who knows me.

My most favourite person in the world is my best friend and twin sister (or so we say): sydnerella (her names not actually sydnerella but that's her FF account) check out her account. Her profile makes me laugh. So go ahead. Do it. You know you wanna. Click here- http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2938045/sydnerella

Some useless info that you don't want to know about me:

Name: Meredith, but I call myself Aqua in stories

Gender: Female...or am I?

Age: Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady her age? What the hell is wrong with you? Didn't your parent teach you manners? Besides, STRANGER DANGER!

Relationship: Sorry too immature to like anyone. Guys are icky blobs created by god to annoy the crap outta me... before you ask, I am NOT Lesbian.

Favourite Author: SYDNERELLA!!!!!! OMG I LOVE HER!!!!! (this is totally required to be said because she's my bestfriend but whatever) and sydnerella is a snargalumph.

Favourite Books/Series: Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, The Underland Chronichles- including Gregor the Overlander, Mortal Instruments, The Inheritance Cycle, Hush Hush, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and so much more!!!!!!.

FF Stories: I prefer writing for Max Ride because they're are just so many different ways you can go with it. I have 'Camp Disaster' on the go right now. I don't know if any one even read 'Table for Four'. BUT IT HAS AN AWESOME ASS ENDING!

Favourite Bands: LINKIN PARK!!!!!!, Story of the Year, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Nickleback, Green Day, Good Charlotte, 30 Seconds to Mars, Marianas Trench, Faber Drive, Hedley, Boys Like Girls, Pendulum, Skillet, Coldplay, Bullet for my Valentine, The Ready Set, Paramore, Owl City, A Day to Remember, You Me at Six

Favourite Songs: NUMB by LP!!!! ANYTHING LINKIN PARK!!! Until the Day I Die by SOTY, Your Guardian Angel by RJP, Riot by 3 Days Grace, Face Down by RJA, Pain by 3 Days Grace, Old School by Hedley, When I'm With You by Faber Drive, Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls, Celebrity Status, Cross My Heart, and All To Myself all by Marianas Trench,

Hobbies: Poking things with a stick (obviously), beating people up, reading, art and singing (according to everyone I'm really good at both. I think Im average though), listening to music, planning pranks, holding petitions against that crap we call make-up, being a tomboy, loving animals, etc.

Things I love: Animals, the Planet, friends and family. WRITING! ART!!! ANYTHING ART!!! I love reading. CREEPING PEOPLE OUT!!!!!!! Watch Anime (death note :D Ouran Host), MUSIC

Things I hate: Poverty, GW, Pollution, war, homeless, cancer, etc. PINK. GIRLY STUFF. LOVE, blech.

Well folks, there is alot more stuff about me, but I don't think you want to know, do you? Admit it, you were thinking that.

Q&A AVEC AQUAWINGS, SYDNERELLA, CATLYN ET IGGY

Q ^Sydnerella, Aquawings, you can speak french..?

A:

S-I am CANADIAN! Of COURSE i speak french!

A- Okay by definitions her 'french' doesn't really count as french. I mean sure, she learned from gr. 4 but I'm not sure that aspect of her education is going anywhere. Besides, you can barely read her writing. Who's to say she isnt writing chicken scratch? Me on the other hand, I was in french immersion since grade one until grade 4. So i can speak it fairly well. And I don't chicken scratch :)

Q Are Sydnerella and Aquawings really twins?

A:

S- yes.
A-yes.
I-No.
S- Shut up iggy. i will kill you.

Q Iggy, is it true that you and Aqua are getting married?

A:

I- Whaaa..? nonononon-
A- yes. and we are very happy together. we will tie the knot in the spring

I- Actually, it got moved. To august. Because Catlyn conned me into getting a bowl cut -.- I know now what I bowl cut looks like. And a monocle. Apparently they arent the height of fashion.

C- Hey! It was creative!

A- Just like that ninja head band was -.-?

Q Aqua, is it true that you enjoy eating children?

A:

A-... no...

Q Sydnerella, is it also true that you and Iggy have had to go to counseling to solve your... relationship issues?

A:

S-WHAT RELATIONSHIP???
I- our co-working relationship
S- oh... no comment

Q Aqua, how do you see yourself spending the rest of your life?

A:

A- Co-running the communist party with DarkArtifact aka: Catlyn, nuking towns, scaring children, eating children... you know, stuff like that.

Q How do you three write such awesome stories?

A:

I- Well, we-
C- She doesnt mean you. you dont do anything. you just sit there, saying 'R&R.'
S- Well, when catlyn and I write stoies, she comes up with the dieas, and I write them, and edit them. when Aqua and I write them, however, we ech write one line, alternating, so that we both get a chance t-
A- Blah blah blah. Catlyn and I are the funny ones. Sydnerella just edits them. Barely.
S- Not true!
A- Shut up.

Q Sydnerella, what is it like being the coolest person in the world?

A:

S-well... i fe-
I- sydnerella clearly wrote these questions. they are so untrue they arent even worth asking.

A- I know. Sydnerella? Cool? Yah, they don't belong in the same sentence.

Q rank you 3 in the order of awesomness

A:

S- you spelt it wrong. its
A+S- AMESOMEOS
I- the answer is clearly
1Iggy
2Iggy
3Iggy

Q favourite Maximum ride pairing?

A:

A- Fax
S- fariggy (fang ari iggy)
I- Whatever one involves me and a hot girl

A: Yah, Iggy's a pervert...

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.