Tinuviel Rosehide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Mentalist, and Bones. Hi I live in New Zealand and I'm married with no kids yet. I do a bit of writing for my job but it's all academic. I guess creative writing is a form of stress relief just like painting, another one of my hobbies. I don't pretend to be any good at it... I enjoy reading other people's stories on here so I thought I would upload some myself. I used to read a lot of science fiction/fantasy but haven't had a lot of time in recent years. I like TV shows with a hot male lead and/or romantic tension. At the moment I watch the Mentalist, Bones, and Castle. |
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Taking Charge by hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by hardly loquacious reviews
For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Amplification by ficlit78 reviews
A routine recovery leads Pete and Myka into a hot, sticky situation. Retrieving the ultimate artifact of love will always have its pitfalls.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,199 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
The Conclusion in the Psychology by Eternal Destiny 304 reviews
EARLY SEASON 4. After some turmoil between B/B, they decide that Sweets was right when he said they had developed a surrogate relationship 4x03 . To fix the issue, they agree to more therapy. But Sweets wants to push them closer, not pull them apart. R&R
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,621 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Extreme Measures by TRUSSELL33 reviews
Booth and Brennan are fighting. Cam, Hodgins, Angela and Sweets decide to help them work things out. I suck at summaries but I can guarantee that hilarity and smut will ensue.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,168 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Musings of Patrick Jane by FatandHappy reviews
Series of oneshots from Jane's point of view. Some are off of episodes and some aren't, but getting into Jane's head is both amusing and interesting. What IS Jane thinking? Some language.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Moments in the Telling by Eternal Destiny 304 reviews
I've had the completely original idea of creating a collection of unconnected oneshots. No really, I came up with the idea all on my own. Anyway, these are my B/B romance, angst, friendship, etc oneshots, each personally handcrafted for YOU. So come R&R!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
I Me You I'm Your by freudianslip87 reviews
Lisbon's in love with Jane, much to her dismay. Does he love her back? In the face of all the odds stacked against them, will Lisbon have the courage to follow her heart? T for some language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Scenes From a Hat: The First Time by SSJL reviews
Thirty takes on B&B's first time, each with a randomly selected POV, genre, and scenario or locale. Things are about to get a little crazy in here...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,720 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Be Still, My Troubled Heart by yaba reviews
She feels herself gravitating towards him and briefly wonders when this went from being about her intention to comfort a friend, to contemplating letting Patrick Jane of all people take her out. Post 2.12. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Vermilion Revelations by morning's-broken-angel reviews
“You know, I’ve always had a very difficult time leaving lines drawn in sand alone.” His lips tipped up at the corners, the skin around his eyes crinkling in humor. “They’re just so mutable.” Jane discovers just how hard it is to leave some things alone.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The House of Ill Repute by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE. It's Halloween and the boys want to know what Grace is up to. A bit of friendly stalking isn't a big deal, right? Little does Jane know that following her will lead him to a kindred spirit. Total smutty Grigby, smutty Jane/OC and Cho/OC.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,884 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Urban Fairy Tale by ch19777 reviews
The Mouse, Blondie and the Boss Lady or How a tiny, furry animal played matchmaker. - Written for the Jello Forever challenge with the prompt “nonsense”, as you might have already suspected after the crackfic summary.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ticklish by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
Lisbon gets her revenge...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
See Jane Prove by Cora Clavia reviews
I don't know why I thought playing chicken with Patrick Jane was going to end in my favor. - Jisbon/Jello/whatever it's called, oneshot, Lisbon POV.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Homework by superwoman1015 reviews
COMPLETE Jane is determined to make Lisbon happy, but how? Last Chapter is up.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Chaos Theory by Fire Element13 reviews
/cha-os the-o-ry / noun. A theory that complex natural systems obey rules but are so sensitive that small initial changes can cause unexpected final results, thus giving an impression of randomness. Could this apply to people if influenced by events? L/J
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Red Roses by bulletproofweeks reviews
The CBI team is required to attend a formal dinner and with that requirement comes the search for a date. Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scared Stiff by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
The first story from the combined efforts of Jamie and Mia. Booth and Brennan attempt to spend the night in a haunted house to one-up the other. Maybe fear isn't the only emotion they'll end up feeling...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Lies, damned lies and relationships reviews
Jane comes up with his craziest idea ever: trap Red John by using a new girlfriend as bait. Oddly enough, Lisbon agrees to go along with the plan - but only if she gets the part of Jane's girlfriend. Can this possibly end well?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The chill in the bones reviews
Booth and Bones get caught out by a snowstorm and have to keep each other warm. Not much of a plot but hey.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
How to control your consultant reviews
This story kind of got away from me so I decided to change the title. Lisbon explores new ways of keeping Patrick Jane in line.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Reverse Psychology reviews
Lisbon is tired of the mixed signals she gets from Jane, and comes up a devious plan to get him closer. Hint of Jane/Lisbon, nothing explicit.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Literal Pranks reviews
It's been a quiet week at the CBI and Jane has nothing better to do than pull pranks and embarrass Lisbon. Just a short one-shot with most of the team.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
The Couch Triangle reviews
I've just watched the first 2 episodes with the new boss Hightower and was very impressed by her. It got me thinking what if she was attracted to Jane too? This is just a one-shot, with a hint of jealousy and Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Red Wine Cellar reviews
Jane & Lisbon get locked in a wine cellar and things heat up after they have a bit too much to drink well the alternative is dying of thirst or hypothermia so who could blame them . Not much of a plot, pointless fluff really but I enjoyed writing it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red running shoes reviews
Jane doesn't like being accused of laziness and decides to get fit. But exercising alone is boring so he follows Lisbon on her morning run. Throw in a thunderstorm and things start to get "interesting".
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Roller Coaster reviews
The team's latest case takes them to the Adventure Park. Lisbon hates roller coasters but Jane might just change her mind with a bit of persuasion. This is my first story so I hope you find it entertaining.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
