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Joined 04-02-10, id: 2311850, Profile Updated: 02-27-17
Author has written 6 stories for Fable, Crash Bandicoot, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Dragon Age.

Crazy, He Calls Me

19 / Female / Canada / Massive Fucking Nerd / My Original Fiction / My Blog

(Yes, I try to take requests and suggestions!)

Howdy-ho, mi amigo, the name's Aurianna. I'm a freshman in uni, doing arts, and then I'm going to be a teacher because I don't like money. (Okay, that was a lie, but I don't want to sound lame by telling you the truth, which is that I actually hated every minute of grade school and the only reason I'm still alive to complain about it is because of the very few teachers that I actually liked.)

Writing is my favourite thing - eating, sleeping and breathing aside. I spend most of my time daydreaming, so I at least when I'm writing, I'm being productive despite the whole constantly-lost-in-thought thing. My next favourite thing is music. Some of my favourite artists include (but are not limited to): Imogen Heap, Simon & Garfunkel, Steam Powered Giraffe, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rufus Wainwright, Mika, Keane and Muse.

When I'm not being a dumb nerd/music snob or playing Bioware and Bathesda games and watching Game Grumps or The Yogscast, I like to marathon TV shows like Gilmore Girls, Star Trek (ToS and TNG), Monty Python's Flying Circus, and I tend rewatch The Venture Bros, Blackadder and Red Dwarf a lot. My favourite movies make up an incredibly long list, but include Beetlejuice, Yentl, Terms of Endearment, Jack & Sarah because I'm a softie, and Sliding Doors.

My writing tends be sporadic because I'm prone to depressive episodes where I just lie in bed watching Netflix because my brain is depressed. But the medication helps and my boyfriend tries to keep me motivated, so I've been trying to produce content more consistently.

News on my stories:
Currently working on the final chapter of Vanity Fair, as well as some bits and pieces of a Dragon Age fic featuring two under-appreciated ships, a Mass Effect fic (just a bit AU), and a Dishonored fic featuring a genderbent Corvo since I can't find any?? Still trying to decide whether to continue I Heard Voldemort Sing or not.

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The Parents of Wang Mu by ShegoRulz reviews
AVPM based. A series of one-shots about the exploration of Voldemort and Quirrell's new lives as parents to Wang Mu, their adopted daughter featured at the end of AVPSY. Quirrellmort, rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,228 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
A Dance of Two Houses by Frostedrose reviews
Alice returns from Iris only to find that her family is not a 'normal' as it seems. With younger siblings set to follow her back to Iris, normal parents that must not know about their children's magical abilities, and a budding relationship with her accidental husband will she be able to keep her two lives from colliding while keeping her family together?
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - OC, Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 14558 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Snowmelt by Lamia-Kuei reviews
He's mean, dangerous, and a stone cold killer. The Council have him brought in on the recommendation of his more alert Spectre peers. Nobody but the human Spectre steps forward to be his watcher. Nobody, least of all Saren, ever expected to discover that in the care of that human, he just melts into a puddle of purring contentment. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - J. Garson, Saren A. - Complete
His Daughter by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
While traveling through the wastes with his daughter, James begins to notice a few things about her and the ghoul (Lone wanderer X Charon)
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Lone Wanderer, James, Charon - Complete
Cut it out and then Restart by weshallflyaway reviews
After the Battle of Blackwater, Sandor takes Sansa to Riverrun to join the Starks; Yet the road to redemption is never a simple one, nor is it an easy thing to change one's fate.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,149 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] Arya S., Catelyn S. - Complete
Fragile by Tuffet37 reviews
For a prompt on the kinkmeme -Shepard, Legion and Mordin are stuck on a planet after an ambush. Shepard gets hurt, and while Mordin takes care of her a bond develops between them, which later turns into something more. Rated M for language, canon style violence and future mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,936 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Mordin S., Shepard - Complete
The Science of Sex Appeal by dandelionroot reviews
Mordin finds his thoughts being taken over by Shepard, only to learn that he's imprinted on the Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Mordin S., J. Garson
The Fall of the House of Grabiner by AddioKira reviews
Eliza Moon has had a dull summer vacation from Iris Academy, alleviated only by letters from her husband. But when the letters suddenly stop, and a strange birthday present arrives from Professor Potsdam, she begins to realize that something isn't right.
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,630 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Enough Time by Soulan reviews
Based on the premise of the movie Groundhog Day. Ennis lives one day over and over until he gets it right.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Imprinting by MonaLovely reviews
Request to kink meme - mpreg. Half-fill. Mordin is experimenting in the lab, and ends up with a few little...problems on his hands. Fem!Shep is the one he calls for an opinion. Fill is tender, a little silly and a little sad.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mordin S., J. Garson
Is that a Pistol in your Pants? by NotSrsBsns reviews
"And so our story begins." You said that already, Theresa. Another series of oneshots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010
Over the Years by Darkshadow91 reviews
I suck at summaries. Basically, each chapter is an important event that happened over each year between Sarah and Jareth. Lots of fluff. Jareth/Sarah. Rated T for safety.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,137 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Kiss on it by helicase reviews
A family tradition almost gets out of hand – the Princess is too old for this, surely. Oneshot.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sterling, Logan - Complete
In Chains by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Reaver begins to remember things better left forgotten when the prince is brought to him in chains. Prince/Reaver, old Sparrow/Reaver
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver - Complete
I Don't Need to Wish: Quirrellmort Drabbles by spiritrush reviews
A set of fluffy drabbles/short oneshots containing QUIRRELLMORT! :D Based on their relationship in AVPM. Stories not related to each other unless I say they are! Rated for a VERY quick mention of *cough* love-making. Reviews make my day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort
Chekov's Night Before Christmas by Amethyst King reviews
The Enterprise gets a visit from someone whom only Ensign Pavel Chekov believes in. I own only my copooper.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Kahlua by Farfalla reviews
Chekov thinks he's really smooth with the ladies when he's drunk, but we know better. Story is sort of pairing Uhura and Chekov... sort of.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Uhura, P. Chekov - Complete
10 steps On 'How To Get Girls to Hate Frollo? by Gothika Faerie reviews
Clopin, Phoebus and Quasimodo attempt to convert passionate Frollo lovers into hating our sexy judge…while failing miserably. Recommended if you love Frollo.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Not Possible by bemj11 reviews
When Demora challenges a guest speaker in one of her Academy classes,her classmates are shocked, her teacher is furious, and the speaker himself...thinks it's funny?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Super Ninja Ed vs Chuck the Norris by SubOrbital reviews
This is a Crack!fic. Cheeky, irreverant, politically incorrect etc. Do not read if you are offended easily and do not have a sense of humour. Summary: When Chuck-God threatens to invade Narnia, Jesus-Lion calls upon Super Ninja Ed to save it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
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Dore Na
There were a lot of things Varric lied about when he told Cassandra about the final act of Hawke's little adventure in Kirkwall, and there were a whole lot of (omitted) things that came after, including a family reunion and a little something involving the Warden-Commander and her sudden disappearance. - See chapter 3 for link to a revised version of this work currently in progress
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,220 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Amell, Orsino, unknown 1, Architect
The Phantom Tollbooth: A Very Small Collection reviews
Two short pieces I wrote for a book report in ninth grade on one of my favourite books from childhood in which I try to imitate the incomperable Norman Juster's style. (I got full marks, in case you're wondering.)
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Complete
Vanity Fair reviews
The story of queen Sparrow's reign over her beloved Albion, and the struggles she endured. Very criss-crossy and written by a 14/15 year-old me - on indefinite haitus
Fable - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Jasper, Logan
I Heard Voldemort Sing reviews
Musicalverse! Following the events of AVPM, Voldemort and Quirrell are still the best of friends. But Quirrell feels... invisible. Why? Find out! Go on! I wrote a song into it and everything! So far, just a oneshot. May continue it later. Filled with Bromantic goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
Good Fun reviews
It's a usual Saturday for the N-Team, and Tropy is wondering why he's wearing ladies' underwear. Humorous oneshot
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Nefarious Tropy - Complete
A Quick Lesson reviews
Theresa asks Garth to give Sparrow a lesson on Will. Hint of Garth/Sparrow
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Garth - Complete