The princess needed money. It was kind of an odd situation, and she'd never had to deal with it before, but deal with it she must. The only problem was that she didn't know how to.

Well, that wasn't completely true. She knew that she needed a job, but she had no idea how to get one. Did she just go up to someone and ask for one? Was there some sort of listing that she could pick from?

While the princess was contemplating deep things such as these, she managed to run smack dab into a sign on the side of the road, much to the amusement of the local children.

"Part Time Pie Making Job Open" the sign read.

After a few moments to regain her composure, the princess went in to talk to the owner of the pie shop. What store only sold pies, she didn't know, but a job was a job. Before she knew it, she was standing at the magic pie making stand rolling pies as people gathered to watch how far she had fallen. Oh, and maybe to see why she was yelling.

"Green! Green! Blue! Green! Yellow! Ffffyes, pie!"

Each subsequent pie top was rolled quicker than the last, until finally the princess' hands were a blur and the words coming out of her mouth were a garble.

"Bluegreenbluegreengreen-DAMN IT."

"Maybe you wouldn't keep screwing up if you didn't keep yelling like that."

"SHUT UP IT'S HOW I FOCUS."

And so the princess never landed another job and the kingdom was forever doomed.

So... hey guys. Sorry about the long wait and all, and for the following announcement: We're going to be discontinuing this fic. We love writing these, but we're lazy as anything, and there's also the problem of one of the writers (me) having a broken Xbox and barely seeing any of Fable 3. We really love you guys to bits, we swear, but we just have no drive to write any more of this. It was fun while it lasted, though.