OHAYOOOOOOO!!!! or something. What time is it for you?

Well, yo, sup, hi, hello, ohayo, konnichiwa, konbawa, hurrrrrrrrro... I'm Breana/Bre/Bri/Ana/Anna/Nana/Tsucchi/Kuda-chan/psycho bitch/whatever people decide to call me. You can all call me Kiri!!

Ummmmm... What do people usually use this part for? Oh yeah. Profiling. Sooo...

(by the way, I love using "" so yes. *nod nod*)

Name: Breana/Bre/WHATEVER I ALREADY SAID/Kiri-sama/Kiricchi/Kirari/Supreme Chocolate Overlord of All that Is Good, Evil, and Giraffes

Age: 14. Yeah.

Gender: Female

Height: I like giraffes. But it doesn't make me tall... It just makes me somewhat similar to Patty Thompson from Soul Eater... Haha she's cool.

Weight: WHY YOU SONOFA-- *we are now experiencing technical difficulties*

Erm...

Hair: A darkish dark brown. Sometimes looks black. Has a buncha highlights for no reason (i only just recently highlighted it. its looked weird for like ever before and no one could really tell until i told them). As Beth likes to call it, "OWburn."

Eyes: Weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird. Brown. But look green in some spots. I see silver in there sometimes. Kinda light. Yellow? I dunnoooo. Kiri don't know ANYtinnnnn

Ethnicity: I'M HAPA 8D. I'm Japanese-ish (either that or 1/4 Japanese, 1/4 Okinawan. I'm not sure) and white (so many kinds, I don't know all of them. Here's a few) Swedish, German, Irish, Scottish, Cherokee, Italian, Leboneese (that does NOT [Chris] stand for the race of lesbian) and so forth

Religion: I'm Atheist. People ask me why, but I just don't buy the whole "Seven days almighty lord of all Creation" bullcrap. Do you have a problem with that? :)

Other: Uh... I hate Twilight. Used to love it. Saw the movie. Got confused. Reread the books. Got upset. Threw them at the wall. Started bashing it. Oh, and I absolutely despise the canon couples for Harry Potter. They just piss me off for some reason.

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVSTRIKESFORVICTORY!!!!(cookies to whoever got that reference)

Favorites?

MANGA/ANIME:

(Just a few off the top of my head)

Bakuman, Durarara!!, Hetalia, Pandora Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Soul Eater, Nabari no Ou, Eden of the East, Gakuen Alice, Shugo Chara, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon

BOOKS:

Harry Potter (muwahahaa)

(YES I don't read much anymore. It's all manga)

SONGS:

Yume Kara Samete Takahashi Ai, Rolling Girl Hatsune Miku, Onna ni Sachi Are Morning Musume, Sakura wa Rakusa Berryz Koubou, THE PEACE Morning Musume, Souda! We're ALIVE Morning Musume, Ai wo komete Hanataba wo Superfly, Kiseki Greeeen, ONLY YOU Zoku v-u-den, BAKUROCK YA-KYIM, Dream Figher Perfume, Shock! C-ute, Very Beauty Berryz Kobou, SONGS Morning Musume, Tomodachi wa Tomodachi Nanda! Berryz Koubou, Lucky Aura Mano Erina, Momoiro no Kataomoi Matsuura Aya, Aenai Nagai Nichiyoubi Fujimoto Miki, Happiness Kofuku Kangei Berryz Koubou, aMa no jaku S/mileage, Itoshiki Tomo he Morning Musume Tanjou 10nen, Namidacchi Morning Musume, Kaze wo Sagashite Yaguchi Mari, 16sai no Koi Abe Natsumi and Yajima Maimi, Sayonara no Love Song Goto Maki, Aitai Lonely Christmas C-ute, Otona ni Narutte Muzukashii S/mileage, Our Songs Buono, Watashi no Mirai no Danna-sama Berryz Kobou, Shabondama Morning Musume, Koko ni Iruzee Morning Musume, Kanashimi Twilight Morning Musume, Onegai Dakara Mano Erina, Go Girl Koi no Victory Morning Musume, Happy Line Yui, Goodbye Days Yui, Campus Life Umarete Kite Yokatta C-ute, ELEGANT GIRL Sugaya Risako, Namida Tomaranai Hougako Morning Musume, Suki Sugite Baka Mitai DEF. DIVA, Blue Sky Blue Buono!, Handmade City Morning Musume, Bonkyu Bonkyu Bomb Girl! Morning Musume, Urahara Buono!

(YES THEY'RE ALL ASIAN MUAHAHAHAHA D And all, besides, like, six or seven, are from Hello!Pro :D I was originarily an only-Berryz Koubou person, but now I'm starting to lean towards Morning Musume...? haha)

fine... here's some english ones

Fix You Coldplay, Always Erasure, Viva la Vida Coldplay, How to Save a Life The Fray, I'm Alive BECCA, You're Gonna Go Far Kid The Offspring, Falling Down Oasis, Cute Stephen Jerzak, Face Down Red Jumpsuit Apparatis, Piano Man Billy Joel, How Far We've Come Matchbook Twenty, How To Save A Life The Fray, Hey Soul Sister Train, Frontline Pillar, and so forth (really scattered, I know)

ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOH YEAH

"It's like getting rickrolled, only worse." Sean (SHWN808)

That it is, Sean.

That.

It.

Is.

-creepy smile-

Moving on!

CHARACTERS (ooooo this might take a while)

from manga/anime:

males: (YES they need a seperate catagory xD)

B: Mashiro Moritaka, Fukuda Shinta

DRRR: Shizuo, Mikado (lol Mikadork xD go listen to his character CD its beautiful :3), Masaomi, Shinra (He's a pervvvv xD)

H: Spain, America, Japan, PRUSSIA, Germany, Sweden, Canada, Hong Kong, Iceland, Norway

PH: Gilbert Nightray (D), Vincent Nightray (FUKUYAMA JUN * * love him), Elliot Nightray

FMA: Ed (EDWARD CULLEN ONLY WISHES HE WAS THAT SEXY), Al, Roy, Envy, Ling, Greed, Hughes, Wrath (anime one) (this is gonna take a while, I love nearly all the characters lets skip this one)

N: Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Neji, Kiba, Shikamaru, Sai, Gaara

SE: Soul, Black Star, Stein, Death Scythe/Spirit (VIC VOICES HIM), Crona (I think it's a boy. S/he's too flat to be a girl), Mifune, Shinigami-sama, DEATH THE KID (he would be higher, but he needs to be #8 ;P)

NnO: Yoite, Rokujou Miharu, Kumohira-too-long-name-sensei, Shimizu Raikou, Yukimi Kazuhiko

EotE: Takizawa Akira, Hirasawa Kazuomi, Yuki Ryo

GA: Tsubasa, Subaru (I... fricken love him [and his ass]), Natsume, Naru, Tono, Koko, Noda

SC: Kukai, Nagihiko, Ikuto

OHSHC: Hikaru, Kyouya, Mori

P: (only from manga) Gold, Green (the guy), Silver, Ruby

from books:

HP: Fred, Draco, Snape, Seamus, Regulus, Sirius

FEMALES: (FINALLY)

B: Ko Aoki

DRRR: Celty, Anri (That girl is BAD ASS. End of episode 19? AWESOME even if it was just a moment), Erika

H: POLAND xD -shot-, Taiwan, Liechtenstein

PH: ... Alice. That's it

FMA: Lan Fan, Riza Hawkeye

N: Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Anko

SE: Tsubaki, Maka, Patty (not too fond of Liz or Blair)

GA: Hotaru, Anna, Nobara

SC: Rima

OHSHC: Haruhi. Does Kyouya count as well? He's pretty enough in drag :3

P: Yellow, Saph

from books:

HP: Hermione, Luna

PAIRINGS

FukuKo (OTP)

ShizuoCelty (OTP), KasukaCelty, ShizuoAnri, KasukAnri, MasAnri,

SweFin, GermItaly, AmeriCanada, EnglandJapan, PRUSSIA (it's cannon, you cannot deny it), PrussiAustria, SpainOrgy (OTP), Spamano

GilAlice (OTP), BreakEcho, ElliotAda

EdWin, LingFan, EnvyEd, RoyEd, RoyRiza

SoulMaka (OTP), CronaMaka, KidMaka, BlackStarMaka (xDDDD)

TsuHota (OTP), TsuMika, NatsuMika, KokoSumi, SubaMisa

SasuSaku, SasuHina, NaruIno, KibaHina (OTP), SaIno, DeiSaku, ItaSaku, HidaSaku, NejiSaku, ShikaSaku

Kukamu (OTP), Amuhiko

HikaHaru (OTP), KyoHaru, MoriHaru

Special (OTP), OldRival, Frantic, MangaQuest, (anime) Poke, Contest, Ikari

Book pairings:

Dramione (OTP), FredHermione, HarryLuna

"My anime obsession? What anime obsession? I don't know what you're talking about. I have much better things to do then sit around all day, watching two dimensional characters do various retarded things.…Now if you'll excuse me, there are several shrines I need to burn." Ino The Eccentric Files (LOL GO F*CKING READ IT NOW type it into the search bar :3)

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List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Draco Malfoy
2. Fred Weasley
3. Hermione Granger
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Sirius Black
6. Severus Snape
7. Regulus Black
8. Seamus Finnigin
9. Harry Potter
10. Susan Bones

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Ohohoho Draco? What happened to Hermione? ;D

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Oh HELL yeah. He's my favorite Weasley o///o

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Well... we're both girls. And straight. So whatever.

Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Well yay! :D (I just threw in the last three randomly but I'm starting
to like the order ])

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I want chicken! :D

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I thought he was a vampire. And not one of those sissy sparkling
meyerpires. They're dumb. :) I'd poke him, draw on his face, bejewel
his dark mark. Y'know, the works.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

That means I'm distantly related to both Draco AND Fred... :DDDDDD
this just keeps getting better and better! I don't care if we're
related they're MINE! ... I will only share with Hermione. She can
have ONE and ONE ONLY.
YAY I'M RELATED TO SIRIUS TOO! THANK YOU REGULUS! -huggles-

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

It would most likely be my fault in the first place. I would just LOVE
tormenting him y'know? I'd piss him off to no end. He can't escape
because he's bedridden and they won't let him have his wand back :3

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

DAMMIT HARRY! -starts beating him up- FRICK YOU REALLY ARE THE BOY
THAT JUST WOULDN'T DIE!!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Screw you Susan Bones... TTTT So much for sticking together... fellow Hufflepuff my ass.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?

Are you kidding me he's one of them .

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

It was all his fault. He is now my personal slave.

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?

She's smart she'll figure something out. But if it's one of those
crappy SPEW hats again...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?

She would send a bunch of... something or other to do... something... :P

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely
embarrassed. What will number 5 do?

Encourage it. He LAUGHS at my MISERYYYY. xO

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?

Well for one, I am straight. Snape wouldn't care less. He's still
trying to get the shiny little plastic pieces off his arm.

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?

I dunno but I WANT A REGULUS HUG Dx

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?

He explodes something in his face to make me laugh and then gives me a
hug :3 (I REALLY like hugs)

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?

He is off "ensuring" my victory.

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?

She throws something at me. Hopefully it is not sharp or too hard. I'm
starting to run low on brain cells.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Well... he's hot? xD I've always had a thing for pairing up the main
girl with one of the main (hopefully attractive cause it helps) male
antagonist (HE CAN'T BE OLD. NO VOLDY NO.)

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

I KNEW YOU TWO WERE LIKE HIKARU AND HARUHI FROM OURAN!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYbut seriously Fred, you're straight right?._. -stares
into his soul-

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Once again. I. AM. STRAIGHT. This thing doesn't seem to get it. No
Hermione. Go run off and make out with Draco. Or Fred. Or BOTH. Yes, both would be nice. Maybe shoot Ron in the
foot.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Well that's good. It's one of my top 3 couples right behind Dramione
and FredXHermione

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

If they do can they be in their younger bodies? And alive? And can I
video tape it? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEi'll give you a cookie :3

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Hoshet Sirius. Nothing. I just sit back and enjoy the show. (Isn't that how he acts in most fanfics though? In the Maradaurs at least)

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on
in your mind?

Regulus... I thought we were related... ;; incest is wrong. except
for in Japan. its supported there ;)

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Uh... don't worry Seamus? One day Dean will like you or something...

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below. (I'm too lazy to go back and edit my new faves in, plus I like how this one turned out :D)

1. Deidara

2. Gaara

3. Itachi

4. Hidan

5. Ino

6. Kiba

7. Neji

8. Shikamaru

9. Sakura

10. Sai

11. Sasuke

12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (KibaSasu)

O.O No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Hidan)

OH HELL THE FUCK YEAH xD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (SaiShika)

:O wait what? xDDD Shika is there something you're not telling us

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Sakura)

Oh SOOOOO many...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (GaaKiba)

... ; haha sure why not

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (InoSaku or SaIno)

SaIno all the way (my OCs are their freakin OFFSPRING [Even though I like NaruIno a lot better... I look a lot more like Sai xD if I had to choose between them as my "dad"])

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Neji and SasoGaa)

Neji: OMFG MY EYES THEY BURN!!!

Gaara: -death glares-

Neji: *byakugans* I SEE NO CONDOMS BEING USED!!

Sasori: I'm pure wood. Not that he really needs condoms.

Neji: I'M NOT HELPIN YOU PULL SPLINTERS OUT

Me: :O ohmahgawwwwd

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (ItaSai)

um um um um... idk, im bad a summaries to start with. If I think of one, I'll post it.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?(DeiShika)

FUCK. NO. ... but can there be? Please? :'3 -hopeful-

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (NejiSaso) (lolol this is related to #7)

Broken Pieces

(GAHHH summaries are my weak point) After walking in on Sasori and his lover going at it, Neji fleds the scene broken hearted and terrified. The older red head finds him once again and tries to help put him back together again. (... Did I just write an almost-yaoi summary? I think I just did. lol)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (HidaDei)

Omg... THATS ONE OF MY CRACK PAIRINGS XDDDD i just thought of it when I was trying to write and I was all like "Daww Dei-chans so cute... I love Hidan! * * If they had a child it'd be beautiful." So now I'm thinking about writing a HidaIno just to see what I can make them look like. (Silly people, Deidara can't have a baby. Ino has to have it for him. That's like the physical law of fanfiction. At least mine) But. Uhhh... it's Hidan. So I'm thinking along the lines of BDSM. Anything violent and bloody (and HAWT xD jk)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Itachi)

Um um um Idk (Sean do you? -only friend on here atm-)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Sasuke)

... The ones on dA have... oh and in real life :)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (GaaHidaIno)

No he wouldn't. I might though... ITS LIKE A SASOHIDANDEI WHAT MORE COULD I WANT XDDDD Besides, you know, ItaHidaDei Hm :3 possibilities

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sai)

-COUGHCOUGHCOUGH- "BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPBLEEP BLEEP" that's inappropriate, Sai :P

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Shikamaru)

"I Cannot Get Up" Hatsune Miku Teehee xP

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (DeiKibaSasori)

(._.) warning: LOTS OF LEMON, LANGUAGE AND SKULL CRACKING FOR STUPIDITY. IF YOU HATE YAOI AND CRACK PAIRINGS, GTF AWAY FROM THIS RIGHT NOW OR I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A LOADED MACHINE GUN AND TENTEN EVEN THOUGH SHE'S PRACTICALLY USELESS SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY HIT YOU

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (GaaSai)

"Is it true that you have a sand shell around your body? That means whoever you screw has a sandy vagina -innocent smile-" :) (If I could meet Gaara and only say one thing to him, that would be it. :D Totally)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Sasuke and GaaShika)

"Hn. This is pointless. If Nara would get off his lazy ass and doing something to make those idiot fangirls squeel from time to time, and the demon brat was with him, perhaps they would leave me a lone for a while. But it all means nothing to me. I must avenge my brother's death now. -incoherent muttering- Chidori..." ME: "Wait, what are you doi--"

20) How emo is Seven? (Neji)

Hmm... It would depends on how hard he hits each time of month... (I love you Neji :'3)

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? (DeiGaaHidan)

Deidara: No! He reminds me of Danna, un! Let gooooo!

Hidan: FUCK NO YOU DAMN TRANSVESTITE! Jashin-sama is thirsty for some demon brat!

Deidara: But I saw him first, un!

Hidan: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, HE'S MINE BITCH.

Gaara: -twitching summons sand- ...Bitch please.

Deidara and Hidan: ... Dammit (un)...

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? (Kiba)

Aww Kiba-kun? He would look like Hana of course! But he's too straight for that. Here yaoi fans, would you like Uchihacest or Elricest?

Ed: DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS! I'M STRAIGHT DAMMIT!

Me: That's not what these say. -holds up EdAl, RoyEd and EnvyEd doushinji-)

Ed: ... they swore they would never tell IT WAS JUST ONE NIGHT! ONE NIGHT DAMMIT!!

23) What would a One/Two baby look like? (DeiGaa)

*twitch twitch* ... Whose the mother?

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? (Ino)

Abs. Her biggest dream is to be the mistress in a harem of hot shirtless men. But everyone wants that. She gets distracted easily. But what girl doesn't?

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? (GaaHidan)

Nomnomnom neither, un! Hidan would rape/sacrifice him either way :3

(Now THIS part I'll update)

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Ino, Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Sai, Anko, Gaara, Hinata

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
KIBAHINA, NARUINO, SASUSAKU, SASUHINA, SaIno, DeiSaku, HidaSaku, ItaSaku, NejiSaku, ShikaSaku

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
... I've seen those... *twitch* Some are REALLY scary. I recall in 6th grade I happened across a Uchihacest one time on Youtube... I can never look at Itachi the same way again e-o but lately I've been... kinda... addicted to yaoi? ; (NO NO I'M NOT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT IT'S ONLY A SHOUNEN-AI PHASE JUST YOU WAIT NIKKI IT'LL BE OVER SOON .) (EDIT 1-28-11 "... no it really won't...")

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
I was going to cosplay Sasori but I couldn't. So i went as Patty Thomson from Soul Eater instead. Lots less expensive

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
I actually don't have much. Just like volumes 1, 39, 41-45

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
For a short time, Sasori, but now it's DEI-KYUUUN. He's MINE now, so PAWS OFF BITCHES!!

Kiba: Sorry... *slowly removes hands*

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku :D

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
Team 7 is full of awesome people... but then there's Neji... I CAN'T DECIDE!!

10. Do you support the obito theory?
Yes I do. Obitobitobitobitobi tobitobitobitobito how can it be a coincidence?

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yes. He's just like Naruto, except sexier and more awesome

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
DEI-KUN! :3

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro-Sasuke. But lately he's such a douche. I still want to believe he can become a good character again but I have my doubts... He's near-shirtless now though so Kiri still approves

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
No. I've read every chapter, though

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Just said that

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. He's probably like me, took the test and turned out negative. They had to check him twice to make sure.

17. Sub or dub?
Sub all the way! I've been watching the dub lately for lulz

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
I used to be TOTAL Anti but I'm starting to like her (mainly in fanfics cuz she just seems more awesome :P)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
HILARIOUS!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
He's Uchiha Madara, but I still say he's Obito X3 I don't care he's still adorable when he's not being a jackass serious person (remember Yondaime when he saw him was all like "You're--! No... he should be dead..." i think that's proof since he couldn't really know what Madara looked like.)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Well I like him more than Lee. He's... er, okay-ish... HIS YOUTH IS HOWLING xD (go see my deviantArt account)

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku! Wait he already does... Neji and Deidara! I'd like to see Iruka...? :)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Weird. Totally useless for most of the 1st season. He's ok, but he wants Sakura! NO! BAD LEE! She's Sasuke's or Deidara's... or Itachi's... or Hidan's... or Neji's... Occassionally Shikamaru's too... yeahhhhh

24. Which character would be best OOC?
I'd like to see... totally evil cackling Pein, otakuMOE Kabuto, and pervy Neji. That. Would. Be. Awesome.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
No dur

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Trying to! But I'm having trouble with fight scenes and such. (I write cross-overs mostly)

27. Do you like lemons?
No not particularily, though I am a bit of a pervert (...*cough*...) But seriously I don't read them unless it's mild and there's an actual plot to the story.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No. But I've forced my little brother to watch Shippuden: the Crappy English Dub since he can't sit still watching subs.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
yesyesyesyesgaraaaaaaofthefunk!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
YUP!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
No. On a lot of others though. My friend hooked me onto Naruto (she has like EVERY FUCKING VOLUME so I'd borrow them like 10-15 at a time and return them the next day)

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
I have but nobody really says anything about it... *cries*

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
Well once. xD

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Noooo... -shifty eyes-

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
That and other manga as well -glares at volumes 1 through 4 of future diary on the desk-

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
No I'd just put on a mask and hold it up in front of my face all day. If someone asks me something I'd scream: "NO! MY PORN!" and run away. Even in class or assembly.

-senior graduation ceremony-

President of the school: So Class of 2014, how was--

Me: NO! MY PORN!

-run run runs from first row to door in back-

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
NO!!! I used to debate that a little before I read the second arc, but no. It's Peiiiin-sama :3

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
Tried to

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
NO! he's totally-! ... ew. :( it makes small children cry

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Quite a lot, actually. Though these three I made a while ago (when SaIno was my OTP before I moved onto NaruIno) I liked their designs so I kept them. One of them is my main -ME- OC (and Sai and Ino's three children)

Tsukuda Kirari (me) (I DON'T KNOW SAI'S LAST NAME!! Or his real name to begin with, so I'm using my name) looks like Sai with Ino's personality, and shares his love of making art come to life, but prefers making her stories come to life instead. prefers Ninjutsu. 13 years old, Genin

Tsukuda Hikari (my OC's younger twin. I don't have a twin, I have a little brother. So Hikari-chan's personality is like another side of me.) Takes Sai's features and is very reserved, doesn't like interacting with people. She has trouble speaking, but when she can, she loves to sing. Can manipulate her voice. prefers Genjutsu. 13, Genin

Tsukuda Yui (older sister) The only one of the daughters that noticably take after Ino but acts more like Sai. Has a double personality. Her jutsus are mentaly based and loves to use Genjutsu, even though she is much better with Taijutsu. Mainly takes over oponents' bodies and they knock themselves out. 15, Chuunin

And one I'm using right now in Before the Dawn:

Himegawa Kana: An amateur medical nin, works at the Konoha Hospital as a nurse. Never met Sakura but really looks up to her as her beloved senpai. Two years younger then the Rookie 9. Has long light brown hair and dark brown eyes. Has a rather calm personality, but is sensitive and easily angered when it comes to her lack of height, charm, and curves. 14, Chuunin

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Of course not. I just filled in 66 questions about Naruto and spend a lot of my time trying to think up good storylines for 5 fanfics I've been working on for the last few months.