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Author has written 7 stories for Inception, Zombieland, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and True Blood.

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The Obscurity of Chaos by Purple Puffer Fish reviews
She was tasked with two simple actions: deliver food to the cell of a mass murderer, and under no circumstances speak to him. But she is about to be brutally reminded that rules mean nothing to him, and his confinement is about to be brought to an abrupt end. Bane lives; post TDKR. Gradual and dark B/OC. Made the cover photo - don't own the image.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 362 - Updated: Aug 5, 2015 - Published: Jul 29, 2012 - Bane
Girlfriend by notinmyvocab reviews
Haymitch has a girlfriend and needless to say, Effie isn't pleased. Songfic to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" Rated T for language. Modern Day AU. Hayffie!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 31, 2013 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] Maysilee D. - Complete
Naked by Phelgebor reviews
Jaime and Brienne in the baths at Harrenhal. Some adult themes. What could have happened.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: Jul 10, 2013 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Gratitude by GoldenJezebel reviews
Hannibal Kink Meme Prompt: After Will rescues Abigail Hobbs, she hopes to repay him for his kindness. Kiss kink/heavy petting. PART TWO UP (with added smut, per request).
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Jun 14, 2013 - Published: May 15, 2013 - [Will G., Abigail H.] - Complete
The Jessica Stanley Diaries by Lilentorio reviews
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be amazed by the amazing mind of the most bad-mouthed-'bout character in the Twiverse. Revel in the savvy mind of Jessica Stanley as she loses her freaking mind over the Stupid Bella Person. You're welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 31, 2013 - Jessica
head hazy with goodbye kisses by sheriff stilinski reviews
"You taste different then what I imagined you would taste like." HaymitchMaysilee
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: Mar 28, 2013 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
How It Happens by gnbrules reviews
April falls fast, fast and hard. Andy falls so slowly that he doesn't realize he's falling at all. Short and sweet Andy/April fluff.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 5, 2012 - April L., Andy D. - Complete
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,373 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 548 - Updated: Apr 22, 2012 - Published: Jul 5, 2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
nobody said it was easy by thewindwarns reviews
Madge is warned about boys like him, angry and armed and not nearly cautious enough. Gale/Madge. Spoilers for Catching Fire/Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 12, 2012 - [Gale H., Madge U.] - Complete
Unspoken by Jawsome reviews
100 Drabbles, 100 Days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Feb 26, 2012 - Published: Nov 20, 2011 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Love? by amazingburgers reviews
She sighed, "I love daisies!" The little boy next to her raised an eyebrow in confusion. "... What's 'love?" -Young Blaise and Hermione-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jan 23, 2012 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Importance of Cauldron Thickness by Jemennuie reviews
Percy babysits a four-year old Dominique and attempts to regal her with fairy tales about cauldron thickness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jan 12, 2012 - Percy W., Dominique W. - Complete
Would I Lie? by Abigail Belle reviews
Myrtle isn't like other Mudbloods - at least, that's what Tom Riddle tells here. Written for Asking Me Where My Love Grows' First Kiss Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 24, 2011 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
We are All a Little Fractured by WeatherWatch reviews
Roxanne can't imagine her father's twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: Nov 14, 2011 - Roxanne W., George W. - Complete
Escape Hatch by Panache reviews
"I don't remember you being such an asshole in Pawnee." "Yeah, well. That was Pawnee, wasn't it?" :: Stemming off of "Media Blitz," Ben and April go back with Chris to Indianapolis.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: Nov 9, 2011 - April L., Ben W. - Complete
Nothing Hurts Like Your Mouth by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
The first time Arthur meets Mal is in Paris. Pre-movie
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: Oct 24, 2011 - Mal, Arthur - Complete
Bones in the Tiles by 7types reviews
To both of them, reality has always been subjective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 11, 2011 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What a Shameful Thing by Dance Elle Dance reviews
She's dying - right here, right now. This isn't what was supposed to happen. Haymitch wasn't supposed to develop any sort of feelings for the tributes, especially not like this. Especially not for her. HaymitchMaysilee, oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 6, 2011 - [Haymitch A., Maysilee D.] - Complete
Behind the Mona Lisa by M. D. Jensen
Maybe he falls in love with Mal because she's French and Arthur's always had a thing for French women; maybe it's because she is completely and utterly unattainable, and he just somehow gets off on feeling like hell. Char study. Rated for language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Favs: 5 - Published: Jul 24, 2011 - Arthur, Mal - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by sdalkfhfsad reviews
AU. The Queen of Whunderland gets an unexpected visit from a certain young wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jun 13, 2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete
Sacrifice by sdalkfhfsad reviews
AU. Luna isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, which amuses him greatly. slight TomLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: Jun 13, 2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete
Almost Like a Gentleman by sdalkfhfsad reviews
Upon closer inspection, Luna finds that a certain gentleman is the devil himself, but not before it's too late. TomLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 13, 2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete
Twist The Knife In My Gut, Put Words In My Mouth by atinybrit reviews
Mal has always been the dark, twisted young woman in Cobb's subconscious. However only Arthur's ever seen this side of her before- back when she would tell him she loved him in the sickest of ways.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: Apr 13, 2011 - Arthur, Mal - Complete
Maze by brujon reviews
They hadn't been in the maze ten minutes, and already it was getting to her. Cedric/Fleur drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: Jan 17, 2011 - Cedric D., Fleur D. - Complete
effervescent by winteredspark reviews
/"Why did you choose me?" she asked, tears burning in her eyes. "Because you're the only one who understands why I have to do this," he whispered hauntingly./ Tom's possession of Ginny in her first year and the reason why she loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: Dec 8, 2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Fortune by Radical.2 reviews
"Paper! There's paper in this thing? What's with these bloody idiots?" Fleur resisted the strong impulse to laugh, though she clutched at her sides to prevent this from happening. P.S. Break it in half and read the fortune before you eat it, Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 26, 2010 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: Sep 11, 2010 - Published: Jun 7, 2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Weasley Weddings by wawwhite reviews
Weasley weddings are not for the weak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: Aug 18, 2010 - Draco M., Cho C.
Best Friends Forever by epicinsanity101 reviews
Edward and Jessica have been friends since childhood. They've shared laughs, insults and moments of pure perfection. But as they grow older, Edward's attentions soon shift to the enigmatic Bella Swan. Could Jessica be jealous? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Apr 24, 2010 - Published: Feb 24, 2010 - Edward, Jessica
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 205 - Updated: Feb 27, 2010 - Published: Feb 19, 2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
4 Reasons Why by epicinsanity101 reviews
...Edward Cullen DEFINITELY DOESN'T LIKE Jessica Stanley. Seriously. ed/jess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: Feb 1, 2010 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Completely Hopeless by wawwhite reviews
What? Ron's a player? Silliness, just finished rereading Eclipse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: Jan 26, 2010 - Fleur D., Ron W. - Complete
Beast Master by GothicArcher reviews
This is a poem I wrote for class and I thought it went well with this story. So...here it is. Hope you like. The pic that goes with this story is on my profile.
Beastly - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: Jun 23, 2009 - Complete
Daylight by SnazzBeast reviews
Daylight is set in a paralell universe to Twilght in which Edward becomes the odd transvestite Tredward and Bella becomes the derranged lesbian Cella. It is genrally for the LOLs and please don't get offended by anything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Apr 25, 2009 - Published: Apr 18, 2009
Please by Ceri Blackheart reviews
...“Please…” Harry whimpered once more, his mouth dry, and his lips parting. - “Please what, Potter?” Malfoy asked calmly, his thumb gently rubbing Harry’s lower lip.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: Feb 15, 2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 12,237 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: Sep 3, 2008 - Published: Nov 7, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Devil Doll by Lint reviews
Why'd you do it Ruby? Sam, Ruby, a match made in... wherever.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jan 8, 2008 - Ruby, Sam W. - Complete
All Was Lost by Literature Is Life reviews
...“Why does Shar smell like chocolate fudge?”... ZekeSharpay with a mention of TroyGabriella and a tiny hint of ChadTaylor
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: Sep 15, 2007 - Sharpay E., Zeke B. - Complete
I Don't Dance by Bloodyrose666 reviews
Chad and Ryan. My interpretation of why they just happened to switch clothes after the baseball game. Quite mature, and very slashy. Enjoy!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: Aug 20, 2007 - Complete
Hearts by SublimeClarity reviews
As Ginny's nonage gets twisted beyond all recognition, so do her scrawled hearts... Rated for a split second of gore, sadism and general unpleasantness. TRGW, HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 23, 2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Own Blood Spilt by Lavender Mansworth reviews
I'm jealous of the nights when I know you enter your darkened chamber to cry yourself to sleep against velvet pillows. SiriusBella.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: Mar 6, 2006 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
At Midnight by no mindset reviews
Bellatrix makes a midnight run. Straight shot, slightly drabbly, extremely Blackcesty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 24, 2006 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Colour of Blood by The Infamous Wootermelon reviews
One night, Ginny reminisces about Tom and the painful happenings in the Chamber before she was rescued. Dark, bondage, sadism, sexuality, implied rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jul 22, 2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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Last Honey Days reviews
Irene enjoys getting herself into trouble so that she can taste her masked saviour's lips. Her masked saviour will be her downfall. Bruce/OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: Aug 18, 2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, OC
Liar, Liar reviews
When he lifted his hands to cup her face, his calloused fingers were met with hard skin. He pulled away with the knowledge that no, this was not Madge he was kissing.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: Jul 15, 2012 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Plain Old Ginny reviews
He promised that he loved her. He promised that he'd do anything for her. He made her feel pretty, and in return, she gave him what he needed of her. Darkfic. WARNING: Rape, emotional and physical abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: Feb 9, 2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Little Mudblood reviews
He uses the wand to push back a lock of brown hair, tuck it behind an hear and letting a cruel smile curl his mouth. "My filthy little mudblood. Isn't that right? Haven't you done filthy things for me, Hermione?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 7, 2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
After & Before reviews
That empty patch of time between leaving Hogwarts and marrying Ron Weasley was filled by Eric Northman. Set in New York. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: Jan 21, 2012 - Hermione G., Eric N.
Stupid Things reviews
A bit of Columbus/Little Rock bonding... or arguing, depending on how you see it. With dead baby zombies and weapon tendencies. Oneshot.
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 16, 2012 - Columbus, Little Rock - Complete
Breakfast Time reviews
They come here to be together. They've become acquainted with the hotel, the bed, the walls, because he refuses to do this anywhere else. But she's still the stubborn little girl she's always been, and love isn't about to change that - oneshot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: Dec 13, 2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete