I just wanted to say that I truly enjoyed reading this. Won't lie, was a super Edward/Bella-shipper waaay back in the day. Recently revisited the book and movies, and /shudder/... nope. Just- nope. /Cough cough/

Anyway, I genuinely enjoyed reading this! :) Seriously. Thank you so much. And have a great day!

Thank you for this short but utterly funny read. Your characterization of Jessica and Edward is perfect and actually makes me want to ship them. Moreover, your writing style is perfect (I plan on reading all your fics so great job at getting me hooked!)

This was fun...wish this is not a one shot and that ull update soon

Haha. Not bad. ;)

I love it! Nice job!

I really like this I almost bursted out laughing...I can actually almost imagine them as a ship...xD

Funny and smart, and this epically shows how 'T' writing can be sight better than a whole lotta gratuitous M. Because like Edward, I don't want to know what some women are thinking about him.
This delivered some killer lines, like "skutty McSluk Spoot" (ykwim). And that hot spit on a dry stretch of road was masterful imagery. I particularly digged his enforced politeness exercise. I can just see a crude and sparkle beaded dream weaver spinning slowly from his ceiling, as he lays in bed (hands behind the head, natch) and curses that damn Jessica. lol!
Characterizations are bang on and, oh yes, tartly delish with a big helping scoop of so believable, a la mode. ExJ is my new OTP.

Haha, this is really good! I'm really into JessicaEdward after reading Chasing the Sun, so this has added fuel to the BURNING FIRE OF LOVE in my heart. D

Haha I love it xD

Cute.

This was so fun. I have a new guilty pleasure ship.

Eh, who cares if Edward was OOC! This was really cute and funny. It's always nice to read a lighthearted, nicely written fanfic. Great work!

Hilarious. I love Tanya making Eddie a Dreamcatcher.

OMG, this was hilarious!

I wish there were more fics like this around...

I especially like the pairing, because I think that the whole Bella/edward thing is getting boring (and really, if I wanted that there's enough sappy romance between those in the twilight series...)

I like the was edward likes Jessicas imperfections...

It's cute.

because, really, Bella doesn't have anything bad about her (except being clumsy, which everyone loves ugh...)

So it was nice to read about a non perfect girl...

I don't think Edward was OOC, but if anyone disagrees and says he was, I'd say "To hell with it" because your Edward is better than Meyer's...

So, awesome work, thank you for this hilarious read :)

hate it edward isnt attracted to any of these girls whatso ever.