Daethalionhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. email: kailon00@ location: California So I'm obviously a fan of anime, but my main interests are with fantasy literature and philosophy. Naturally, JRR Tolkien is one of my favorite authors! I've dabbled in writing several times over the years, but life has always had a way of breaking in and knocking stuff over and generally mucking things up to the point where I can't really give time to that sort of thing. I'm relatively settled now, though, so we'll see what I can come up with! Update: Paths Less Traveled is still on hold while my writer's block lasts, but as you can see I haven't been completely idle (just mostly). This will unfortunately be the state of affairs for quite some time, but I will still do what I can when I can, and hopefully my stories won't vanish into the ether. For those of you who have waited, I thank you for your patience. I can only comfort you with the assurance that when I do post I intend to make submissions worthy of your attention, and I am a very harsh critic for myself. There will be more, eventually. |
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Evangelion: The Hangover by Panther2G reviews
Summer, 2021. Shinji wakes up in bed in Las Vegas. Lying next to him is Asuka... And Rei. And Kaworu. And they've all got matching rings. They're all naked. There's a polar bear in the bathtub. Everyone has a hangover and no memories of last night. Including the bear. Life just got stranger.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S., Kaworu N.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 6,353 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 11,726 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,949 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 5,401 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 340 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4905 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 9,229 - Follows: 3,534 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Coming Home to Roost by Shade reviews
Marriage is between a Man and a Woman and a Woman and a Woman.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,325 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Ranma
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6528 - Favs: 13,620 - Follows: 5,393 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15147 - Favs: 24,113 - Follows: 9,851 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wild World by HowdyU reviews
Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,996 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 842 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 7,923 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 214 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 761 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 432 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
NaruIno in 30 Kisses by Kaara reviews
Response to 30Kisses LJ community's themes. How Naruto and Ino's relationship came to be and progressed. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Ryoko Saotome by Thrythlind reviews
Four Years ago, Akane died tragically at Jusendo. A galaxy away, Masaki Tenchi breathed his last dying breath. A couple that never should have been meet up in a twist of fate. Now all they have to do is survive each other. Completed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,562 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/3/2001 - Complete
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Paths Less Traveled reviews
Naruto comes to grips with Sasuke's departure and chooses to begin a new life without Konoha. Inspired by "Never Cut Twice", written by shadowmaster62. Rated M for future content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Restraining Order? But What About reviews
As a child, Hinata remembers being rescued from bullies by a blonde loudmouth she soon learned to admire. Her courage fails when she tries to approach, however, and forces her to resort to alternate means...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
