Hi people! My name's Arista Deja, or Haley, if you just wanna call me that. But Arista's better!

My Updating Speed

SUPER-MEGA-ULTRA WRITER'S BLOCK/CREATIVE SLUMP. Tear.

No, severously. you can go now. I won't be updating for a WHILE. Probably. Boohoo.

A COMMENT

GRR. The computer is FINALLY WORKING. I have gone without a computer for a long freakin' time cuz it decided to break down so we had to depend on the Wii for internet and I couldn't go on FFN like that so it has sucked epically. BUT now it's up and running so yay!

ANOTHER COMMENT

MY B-DAY IS COMING UP IN AUGUST! YAYYYYYY!

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can spend 5 hours reading in one sitting, post this to your profile

If you have ever said to someone, 'Come to the dark side. We have cookies!', post this onto your profile.

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, QueenoftheCats, I LOVE WALKING PEACHES, Anime Girl593, TheSnowSakura, weirdogirl, Arista Deja

MY FAVE YOUTUBE MOVIES:

So, whenever you're on Youtube, search these if you want; they're awesome and-slash-or hilarious! I mean, they're not really EXACT names, but they'll appear if you search what I write down. I mean, that's just if you want. I'll stop talking now.

Mad TV Honey Dipper Dan

Mad TV Can I Have Your Number

Double Rainbow Song

Bed Intruder Song

The Mysterious Ticking Noise

Grover Teaches YTP

Grover Teaches About Echos

Aladdin Commits Suicide

I'm Fat-Weird Al Yankovic (Severously, that guy's songs are awesome!)

Please read and review my story! Reviews are better than chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and chewy Chips Ahoy cookies and Hershey's Dark Chocolate and Hershey's Milk Chocolate and Smarties and caramel sundaes and giant lollipops and Nutty Bars and Star Crunch and brownies and... what other sweets and slash or yummy delicious foods can I think of... and Cheezits (dunno if I spelled that right XD) and Ritz Crackers and pizza and whatever other sweets and slash or yummy delicious foods I can think of 8D!