YO HI PEOPLE! So this here is my edit for the FIRST chapter. Becuz I felt like it. Welp, anywayz, for anyone who hasn't read this story at all, it's a CRACK-FIC. Some romance, too, but, like, a LITTLE. Cuz I'm not good at that kinda stuff. But anyway.

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The Forgotten Library

Everyone talks about a secret room in our public library. Some say if you pull out the right book, you'll find the treasure and riches of the forgotten library. Others say it takes you to a parallel world in the 12th dimension. Still others say that you will get your brain eaten by the ghost zombies haunting the library and you will never be seen again if you dare to enter the room. Even though Lanna is convinced that that's fake, me and my other friends hope it's true. But before I tell you more about the library, I need to tell ya who I am, don't I?

My name is Juliet, but most people just call Julie or Jules. And that's all I'm telling you, you STALKERS. SCREW U.

Not really. But I guess I'll tell you about my best friends.

Firstly is Vaughn, the standoffish cowboy. He seems to have no heart at all. Severously. I'm his best friend, and he still seems somewhat emo. But he's cool. Some people say he's my Romeo (Get it? Romeo and Juliet? The play? Yeah, it's a stupid joke. I hate it too), but he's not. Mostly cuz if I ever say anything cutesy about him, he goes to a corner and starts cutting himself.

Not really. But still. He gets pissed real easy. But he's still cool.

My next friend is Vaughn's brother, Skye. Who, to this day, I think is gay. I mean, who dresses in cow-print and purple skinny jeans? Well, besides Justin Bieber, but he is definately NOT a guy. FYI, his name is JUSTINE BIEBER.

But I digress.

Even though it's quite obvious that Skye is gay, 99.99.99 percent of girls in my school (and a few guys, too) like him. And he's pretty nice, albeit conceited.

My last (and sort of least) best friend is Lanna. And she is... really annoying. But we're friends with her, anyway, mostly cuz she forced herself onto us.

...That's what she said.

But I digress again. Sorry. I meant she forced herself into our quartet of friends.

We all met in first grade one day when there was a big crowd of girls about a month after school started. I went to see what the commotion was, and Lanna bumped into me. She gave me a sorry-ass apology, but I forgave her anyway, and we went to see what was happening together. We tiptoed to see over the crowd and saw a boy with silver hair dressed in a snow-leopard print shirt and purple pants. He was posing for all the girls.

... IT WAS SO DISTURBING.

But I digress. Again. GOSH.

The teacher came in and told everyone to take a seat. All the girls tried to sit near the silver-haired boy, but Ms. Crawford, the teacher, called him up to the front of the class. She also called up another silver-haired boy who wore a cowboy hat and fingerless gloves.

"Class, this is Skye," Ms. Crawford said as she put her hand on the leopard-print boy.

"And this is Vaughn," she said, putting her other hand on the cowboy kid. I didn't think much of leopard boy, but cowboy kid looked kinda cool. Just then leopard boy came up to us.

"Hello, girls," he said suavely. It was kinda funny, a six-year-old talking like that. I fake-barfed all over him. Lanna slapped me. I slapped her. We commenced in a six-year-old mega-slap-off. Silver-head stood there watching. And smirking. I stopped trying to Force-choke Lanna and blinked at him.

"Can I help you?" I asked in monotone.

"Well, my dearly-beloved mother wants me to find a friend for my standoffish brother," he said, examining his finely trimmed nails.

"We'll be your friends!" Lanna said. I wasn't really paying attention, because I was watching Vaughn. He had something yellow in his hands, and he was talking to it. For a second, I thought he fell down the crazy tree and hit all the branches on the way down, but then Skye said Vaughn had smuggled a baby chicken to school.

"Vaughn took a animal to school! What a bad boy~" Lanna swooned. (GOSH what a boy-crazy slut. And she was in first grade, too). Skye called Vaughn over, and we became friends. And we've been friends ever since.

So there ya go! First edited chapter! Happy face! =D

Oh, oh, I have a BUTTLOAD of made-up words I use, so here they are, so nobody's mixed up:

Severously (seriously)

Hilervious/ly (hilarious/ly)

M-effer (mo-fo)

Fudging (F***ing)

POOFLES (damn)

And there ya are~ I might have more, but I can't think of them right now. So yeah. Hope ya enjoyed the new chapter! Pleaze review!

~Arista Deja~