Just to start off I wanted to tell say that I am leaving for two weeks and won't be back for... two weeks!

I shall bring more chapters once I return!

So make this update last!

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"Chelsea..." Vaughn nudged her shoulder.

"Ooopsie! Sorry for tackling you! It's just a first to EVER see you smile!" She giggled and stood up next to Vaughn. He stood up and saw that everyone was staring at him and Chelsea.

Harvest Goddess I love Chelsea. He was staring at her eyes but Chelsea was staring at the group of people.

There was a slight nudge at his stomach. "Hey, Vaughn," Chelsea whispered in his ear, "Why is everyone looking at us?"

Vaughn just smiled and leaned down to whisper, "They think we are cute together." He then kissed her cheek.

This made Mark freak out like an ape at a banana convention. "VAUGHN! STOP IT! IT'S SICKENING!" Mark yelled as he was passing the group to stand right in front of Vaughn.

Vaughn was ticked. No, not like getting a bad grade ticked, more like someone burned down your ENTIRE house just to see your reaction ticked. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

But this time, Mark actually DID know what he was talking about. Vaughn looked down at Chelsea to see that her face was pale. Her eyes were as blank as paper.

"THAT" Mark pointed to her face, "IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YOU GOLD-DIGGING, GOOD FOR NOTHING, HEARTLESS CREEP! I BET YOU WERE BORN IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN!" Mark poked Vaughn's nose rudely.

Vaughn punched Mark in the face with one swing.

Crash

Mark was out like a light. He landed on the floor within seconds of the punch. Blood was gushing out of his nose like a cherry slurpee machine. Yumm... Slurpees...

"VAUGHN! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!" Julia yelled, shaking Vaughn's shoulders like a level 10 earthquake.

Vaughn shrugged, "He insulted me and poked my nose. What else was I supposed to do?"

Julia let go of Vaughn and walked to a wall. She then continually began to hit her head to the wall over and over and over again.

Natalie then walked over to Vaughn.

Stared him straight in the eyes.

...

And pulled down his pants.

"My gift to you. Enjoy!" Natalie then skipped out of the barn, opening and then slamming the doors shut.

Vaughn was wearing Spongebob Squarepants boxers. (A/N: Spongebob is a sexi beast, just to put the point across XD. ;)

"Vaughn, I always thought you were a man. But now, you have come down to my level." Elliot stuck out his hand to Vaughn's, "Welcome to the club."

SMACK

Chelsea had just slapped Elliot on the back of his head really hard. "Elliot, you are officially out of the social!" She scoffed.

"I hate you Chelsea." Elliot snickered.

"Love you too Elliot~!!" Chelsea chuckled and waved as Elliot stomped his way out of the barn.

"Vaughn, do you mind helping me carry Mark..." Chelsea looked over at Julia who almost looked bleeding form the skull, "...and maybe Julia?"

Vaughn pulled up his pants quickly and fumbled with his belt then nodded. He reached down to grab Mark but was stopped by a hand.

"Maybe I should carry Mark. You have helped enough today." Chelsea smiled.

Its gonna take some time to gain her trust back. Vaughn thought sadly.

Vaughn just smiled to hide his grief then picked up Julia who was now, actually bleeding from the skull. "C'mon Julia. If you die, Chelsea won't forgive me."

"What if she doesn't? Have you already forgotten about Sabrina?" Julia laughed, woozy looking.

Vaughn shot daggers at Julia, "I will never date that stuck-up rich girl who is a stalker." Vaughn said matter-of-factly. He then departed from the barn with Julia on his back.

XxXxX

Chelsea looked at poor Mark's body.

What to do... What to do...

BING!

The very tiny light bulb went off in Chelsea's mind once again! Thank goddess for giga wats.

"Okay Mark," She talked to the motionless body. "I am going to try an ancient technique in healing that I was taught to by ancient Monks who rule from the land of San Francisco. Now just be still."

Chelsea started to make a beat.

"Boom, Boom, Boom

BIG MAC

Boom, Boom ,Boom

BIG MAC"

After starting the beat, she started to sing the lyrics.

"I wanna Double Cheeseburger and hold the Lettuce

Don't be frontin son no seeds on the Bun

We be up in this Drive Thru order for Two

I gotz a cravin for a Numba Nine like my Shoe

We need some Chicken in here, in this sizzle

For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle

Dr. Pepper my Brother, another for ya Mother

Double, Double Super Size and don't forget the Fries"

"CRISPY!" Mark shouted.

"MARK! YOU'RE OKAY!" Chelsea gave him a tight hug. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOST TO THE SOCIAL FOREVER!"

Mark blushed and hugged her close, "I'm not going anywhere"

At least not without you. He thought.

"Ahem." Vaughn cleared his throat while tapping his foot quickly by the door.

Chelsea didn't hear Vaughn but Mark did. Mark just lipped his words, I win.

"Ah-chem. Chuc COUGH QA HUCH CAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Vaughn wheezed.

Chelsea heard this noise, and so could half the island. "Hi Vaughn! Did you get Julia to Dr. Trent?"

Vaughn nodded, "I sure did. Now, how 'bout I take you for some dinner?" He asked, putting his thumbs through his belt loops.

Chelsea began to become a little pale, "Uhh...well...you see..." She looked around the room and spotted Mark's face, "I'm going to dunch with Mark!" (A/N: LUNCH+DINNER= DUNCH:)

Mark was astounded by what she said, but not surprised. I am the better choice after all.

Vaughn's draw dropped, "Why HIM?!" He pointed an accusing finger at Mark.

Chelsea smiled nervously, " 'Cause he asked me right before you came in. I'm really sorry Vaughn."

Vaughn put hiss hands up, "I can see right through you Chelsea."

Chelsea's face drained color that instant, "Y-you d-do?"

Vaughn nodded then smiled seductively, "Yes, I can. I know you are just playing hard-to-get. I'll play along. But know this." He cupped Chelsea's face, "I always get what I want." With that said, he kissed her neck and left happily.

Typical. He thinks she's playing hard-to-get. What a desperate loser. I wonder why he hasn't just gone butt-naked and lunged at her. Mark's face twisted at his thought.

Chelsea turned to face Mark, "What's the matter?"

"Oh nothing." Mark shook his head. "So... why did you lie to Vaughn?"

" 'Cause I didn't want to have dinner with him."

Mark's head tilted, "But you want to have dinner with me?" A smile peaked on his bubbly face. I can see it now, me and Chelsea running a farm together. The kids would play outside until one of us had to yell for them to come in. Nights.

"Not to burst your bubble or anything, but I can't." Chelsea smiled lightly.

Oh Chelsea, Mark thought, You just bursted a BIG bubble. His thoughts of a farm together were burning down, his kids were running away, and nights turned back into soap-opera and ice-cream eating nights.

A frown appeared on his face, "Oh. I see."

Chelsea noticed the frown but came up with yet ANOTHER idea, man was she on a roll today! "Let's play the questions game!"

Mark sighed, "But I don't 'wanna."

"You will and you will like it! Okay, I'll start. Why was Vaughn so nice to me?"

Mark looked bewildered, "He likes you. Duh! Like I-"

He was cut off, "You mean like best buddy like, right?"

Mark sighed, "Yeah. Whatever." "Okay, my turn. Can we put Vaughn as suspect Numba 2?"

Chelsea tilted her head and laughed, then stopped when she saw no change of emotion in Mark's face. "Your serious?"

"Heck yea I'm serious!"

"I guess I could consider it for him being so nice lately. It doesn't seem like Vaughn." She smiled, "Okay! My turn! When are you gonna wash up all that blood under your nose?"

Mark felt under his nose, Chelsea was right, there was dried blood. He smiled deviously, "Right now." Mark took a sleeve of Chelsea's over shirt and wiped underneath his nose

"EW! MARK!" Chelsea flicked his forehead.

"My turn. Okay..." He thought for a moment.

"Why do I have this strange craving for something called a 'Big Mac'?"

"BYE MARK!" And Chelsea zoomed out of the door.

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I DO NOT OWN THE MCDONALDS RAP OR ANY OF THE LYRICS.

But if you wanna see the REAL version , type in McDonalds Rap on youtube.

ANYWHO, I HOPE SOMEONE GO THE MONK/SAN FRANCISCO THING.

If not, its from a show called 'Monk'. XD

I SHALL MISS YOU ALL BUT I WILL RETURN!!

I'M OUT! *Leaves under cloud of smoke*