Sucker For Jalicehide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Skins. WHAT’S UP?!! Hola! Comos estas mi gente?! Olá a minha gente! Como são todos vocês? My name is Penelope! But mostly everyone calls me Penny! :D I have finally decided to reveal just a teensy bit of info about meself. Don't bug me for more! And... I mostly will be writing about my favorite romantic pairings; Jasper and Alice (JALICE!) , Fred and Angelina (FRANGIE!) ^0^ Ummm. What now? So anyways…here’s some little facts about meself I am a 21 year-old tall n’ lanky biracial girl with dark curls… EVERYWHERE…Just kidding, only on my head. I enjoy long walks on the beach (-.-*) I could chug down a whole bottle of gingerale without the need to cough or breathe, devouring a monstrous tub of strawberry ice-cream is my idea of fun, I hate not having small breasts because I can’t see my flat stomach, and most of all I love rocking out to WHAM! My Favorite books include; The Twilight Saga (Of course) Harry Potter (Because I love Remus and Hedwig!) The Great Expectations (ESTELLA! THAT TRAMP) and some other crap. Fave Fics to read; JALICE!! (DUH! Sucker for it!) Draco&Hermione, Harry&Hermione, Fred&Angelina Well... if you guys want to get in touch with me, you could always add me on Facebook. Hehe! I'm trying to force Henry to have one too! :P CIAO! |
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Pushing Buttons by enchanted-mind reviews
Alice is the new girl at school and Jasper is the notorious trouble maker. Her first day turns sour when she meets him and all hell breaks loose from the first words out of his mouth. How far can pride possibly take this war? AH. AU. Canon. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,917 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Lost In Orbit by FrozenSoldier reviews
Tragedy strikes when you least expect it When there's only one person who understands what you're going through, do you let them in? Do you let them heal you, even when it seems impossible? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 364,419 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In Waking and Dream by staringatthesky reviews
With you in waking and dream I shall be, In the place of shadow and memory... Because once there was a little girl who saw things; whose dreams became nightmares and turned into reality; whose reality became the shadow world of the vampire and the fey. This is the story of Alice, who left humanity behind to become a vampire and search out her Jasper and her family. Canon compliant
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 92,905 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Whitlock's Darlin reviews
Jasper Whitlock is a successful realtor who always keeps his clients happy, that is until Mary Alice Brandon comes along. What will it take to make this widow happy? Is Jasper the right man for the job? Rated M for language and possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Jasper, Alice
My Everything, a Twilight Soap Opera of Extreme Length by CharliDenae reviews
Jasper vowed to protect the Cullens' new baby daughter, but complications arise when his feelings for her change and now, he may be the one she needs protection from. Can he keep his vow, or will he let everyone down? Human - Rate M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 416,362 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Maybe Baby by octoberangyl reviews
Alice works at a fashion magazine in NY & Jasper is an architect from Texas. Both drawn to one another they decided they can survive the distance, but how quickly will their life progress? Are they prepared? Will their love see them through?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,500 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Fix You by Dr.A.Robbins reviews
Edward: "Leukaemia. It was an awful sounding word. I'd always thought so. It sounded so elusive, so insubstantial. I suppose it was. Unlike other cancers there wasn't a tumour that could just be cut out. It was a cancer of the blood. The very thing that gave us all life now threatened my sister's." Stephanie owns anything recognisable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,917 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mars by Wisdomlistens reviews
I couldn't resist-I hoped on the back, wrapped my arms around his waist, and we took off. "Hold on!" he called from the front. I was already clinging to him to him for dear life but I held on tighter, the sound of the wind loud in my ears.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Jacob
The Long Way Home by First Blush reviews
At the close of WWII Private Jasper Whitlock finds himself heading to Berlin where he will face the biggest challenge of his short life. Survival in the midst of the falling Iron Curtain will test his vow to Alice to make it home and tell the stories of those who don't make it out alive. Captured and held by an enemy, Jasper clings to the words that will lead him home…Love, Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,691 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Kiss to Build a Dream On by Smartmouth62 reviews
Alice, a young architect, meets new boss Jasper and sparks ignite and then fizzle. He wants her back, but it's a long and winding road back into her heart once Alice has been emotionally wrecked. He'll settle for friendship, but not for long. AH, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Moonlight by Olgakk reviews
He kissed me sweetly, his cold lips on mine causing a shiver to run up my spine "I love you,Alice," I smiled as his words brought me comfort and calmness. "I love you too, Jasper. Forever"my vision blurred and I welcomed the sweet darkness. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Teacher's Pet by A Twisted kind of Lust reviews
From all the hard work she's done, the sweet, intelligent, and pretty Alice Brandon has moved to the 12th Grade! But will all that hard work crumble once she develops a crush on the principal's son? Her new History Professor?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Jasper, Alice
Hardwired by lipstickletter reviews
Rebellious virtuoso Jasper is struggling to make it through the holidays. His unnamed band is coming apart; he's alone after a messy breakup. He's just about ready to give in and take over the family company, but what will happen when he meets Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,617 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Jasper, Alice
This Lullaby by xLily reviews
Alice has had many boyfriends in her life. But before anything gets too serious she gives them "the speech"- so why can't she seem to dump Jasper? Find out! full summary inside. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Reputation by kem722 reviews
AH Jasper/Alice fic with Jasper as a trouble making rock star and Alice as the publicist who saves him in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,951 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Marriage: In All Its Splendor by reluctantreader reviews
Jasper's a real man with real needs and a wife that doesn't put up with his bull. What would Jasper Whitlock be like if he were a regular, every day kind of guy? - the end result of e-mail drabble with pbroken - AU/AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Tags by luckyj525 reviews
Jasper: a distant, tortured man since his return home. Alice: an exuberant, optimistic woman who brings happiness to all who know her. Inexplicably drawn to each other, she brings him light. He learns she has darkness of her own. AH/AU/Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,591 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper
We Just Wanna Be Whole by xIt's Time to Burnx reviews
We Are Broken Outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Let's Give Them Something to Talk About by sammie'sgirl reviews
1860s. Alice is a saloon girl who has given up on finding the higher road in life. Jasper is an engineer on the new railroad. When they meet one night, will they realize they have more in common then they could've ever imagined? First story. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,275 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Missing Alice by Impossible-Twins reviews
BREAKING NEWS: Ten year old Alice Cullen has gone missing. If you know information on her whereabouts, we urge you to come forwards. We pray that she is found… We pray that she is safe… We pray that she is alive…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,019 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Every Day With You by CharliDenae reviews
WILL BE REWRITTEN/CONTINUED - Jasper's spent many lonely months on the open trail when he comes across an attractive young boy living all alone on a small, rundown farm. For the 'Many Faces of Jasper' contest. This story contains a scene of attempted forced sex, read with caution. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Jasper
The Daily Life of the Volturi by Rare but somehow funny reviews
Pretty much self-explanatory... it's all based on an inside joke.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Aro
Taboo by SarahCullen17 reviews
Jasper Cullen and Alice Cullen are adopted siblings who aren't actually related by blood...so sharing one bed for a week isn't a bad thing, right? Taboo lemons and a little bit of language. Mature readers only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Dangerous Beauty by Alsper reviews
AU. Set in the 1920s, Jasper is a lone vampire content in wandering alone in this world until he smells something delicious and finds someone who intrigues him. cannon pairings, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,744 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Something Else by CharliDenae reviews
WILL BE REWRITTEN Learning to Love - "Entry for the 'Teach Me the Nasty' contest" - Alice would rather spend her vacation lying on the beach, but she finds herself taking riding lessons on a Wyoming ranch. Too bad she'd like to learn a little something else instead. JxA, ExB, RxEm. Rated 'M'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Alice, Jasper
We are broken by xIt's Time to Burnx reviews
Alice knows her life is far from perfect. Jasper's life has just been turned upside down. As they both struggle to make the best out of a bad situation will they find what they need in each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,086 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Run Away With Me by PoppedTheP reviews
It's 1917. Major Jasper Whitlock is on leave in Biloxi Mississippi. At a party he meets a girl named Alice. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Jasper, Alice
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fun With Uncle Emmett: The Chronicles by Rare but somehow funny reviews
This is just a whole bunch of nonsense about my fave Vamp. EMMETT! I just thought that he and Nessie will have a bunch of random moments with each other, such as having fun and getting into trouble. Mostly trouble. :P Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Change in my Life by Arwennicole reviews
A fashion designer that had everything at her fingertips is held hostage by a gang for ransom, but one of her kidnappers seem to have a kinder heart than his friends. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,416 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One More Shot by kirmit reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revieled. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU RATED M FOR A REASON collab w/Calin Durus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,884 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fantasies by Cecilia1204 reviews
Second placed entry in The Peenaters Jasper/Alice Songfic Smut Contest. Rated M for a reason - STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT! He paid good money for her - and he was going to get his money's worth! Jasper x Alice, AH/AU - ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Alice and Jasper had a thing before she moved to New York, she comes back to find he’s Engaged. Alice drowns her sorrows and gets arrested. Officer Whitlock is alone on the night shift and has to keep an eye on her. For Forbidden Love Affair Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice - Complete
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Undisclosed Desires reviews
I hate feigning happiness around everyone I love. I'm tired of hurting them. But I can't let them know what happened to me 8 years ago. But someday or somehow, that secret will soon have to be disclosed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,203 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Hello, Gracie
"Hi, it's Grace Violet. Speak at the beep." Beep. Hey, Gracie, it's everyone. We miss you so much. We love you. Bye.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Grace
Let Me In reviews
Jasper Hale Whitlock is under a self-loathing rampage because of his last "Love". He's afraid he might get hurt again. Can Alice help him overcome his past and fears? Will he let her in? Enjoy! Hopefully...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 150,564 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jasper, Alice
My Angelina, My Angel reviews
Angelina Johnson is an extraordinary young woman with a problem; She's too uptight for her own good. After doing a favor for her mother, a handsome red-headed man finds an odd interest in the feisty ebony beauty. How will she put up with his persistence?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Fred W., Angelina J.
Desperate reviews
Every since she was a child, Alice dreamt of finding her "Prince Charming", who will give her anything her gentle heart desires. At the tender age of 19, she finally found herself a prince who lacks what she truly wants in a perfect marriage; Love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jasper, Alice
