HELLO!!!! Well... This is all an inside joke that me and my cousin made up. We kind off discussed all of the volturi's personality.

For example: Aro is always fascinated by something, Marcus doesn't care about anything, Caius is always angry for no reason, Demitri is a mindless violent brute, Felix loves to grab throats... for no reason, Jane loves to be appraised, and Alec doesn't do much... pretty much invisible.

So... I hope this tickles your fancy :D ENJOY!

Inside the walls of Volterra, we meet up with the Lords of all vampires.

Aro: "Hmmm... interesting."

Jane: "What's interesting?" *Hoping she impressed him*

Aro: "Someone didn't clean up the floors properly."

Jane: "I'll get to it right away!" *Runs away to come back with a pile of cleaning supplies*

Aro: "How intriguing..... where did you find that stuff?"

Caius: "It doesn't matter..... the floors are dirty.... CLEAN NOW!!!

Marcus: "Oh hush, Caius." *Yawns* "I don't care."

Cais: "NO, I WANT CLEAN FLOORS!"

*Jane starts cleaning*

Aro: "How amusing is this?" *stares at the floors being sweeped*

Cais: "Amusing?" *cackles*

Marcus: "It's very much boring."

*Jane finished sweeping*

Caius: "YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!!" *Looks over at Demitri and Felix* KILL HER!!!

Aro: "Interesting.... a spot is missed?"

Marcus: "It's just spot.... no big deal."

Felix: *Run over to Jane, and grabs her throat* "Hi, Jane."

Aro: *Walks over to Felix and Jane* "Hmm.. let her go... I want her to explain how she missed that spot... I wonder?"

Marcus: *Yawn* "Does it matter?"

Caius: MOTHERF***KER!!

Aro: " What language...hmm, interesting"

Cais: *Twitch*

Aro: *Turns to Jane* "How did you miss that spot?" *Impressed*

Jane: "I was sweeping too fast that I couldn't see it." *Rather smug*

Aro: "Wonderful... quite reasonable."

Caius: "KILL HER!"

Marcus: *Yawn*

*Demitri smashes a vase at Jane's head*

Aro: "Hmmm...interesting... Marcus's vase is broken."

Marcus: "Doesn't matter."

Aro: "Simply marvelous!"

Caius: *HISS*

Aro: *His smile disapears and then he realized something* "Where's Alec?"

Marcus: "Don't know. Don't Care."

I'm so sorry... this was just so random :D