Hey all! It is I again!! I just wanted to put this story up for the hell of it. I hope you enjoy it!

Fun With Uncle Emmett: The Chronicles

Chapter One: Hide and Seek

*Emmett's POV*

"But I want to go with you, Mama!", whined Renesmee, tugging on Bella's arm. Everyone else was going hunting... all but me and Nessie. As I looked at her trying to force her mother to give in to her, I understood her pain. I wanted to go too!!

"But I want to go with you, Rosie!", I also whined, squeezing the life out of my darling Rosalie. She just released herself from my embrace and kissed me.

"No, you went yesterday", she said, " and besides.... it's your turn to babysit."

I put on my best sad face.

"No, Emmett."

I sighed. "Fine, you can forget about tonight."

She smiled and left with the others, leaving me alone with my niece.

* Nessie's POV*

No fair. I wanted to go with, Mama. She responded by saying "No, Love". I sunk to my knees and let out a small cry.

"Nessie, Don't cry." I looked up to a smiling Uncle Emmett. Bless him. That goof ball always cheers me up.

"Mama and Daddy left me", I whispered.

"The selfish bastards will return later", he reassured me, "Let's play a game while we wait."

"Ok."

"What do you have in mind?"

"Umm.... hide and seek?"

He frowned and said," Nessie, I'm too huge to hide."

I giggled. "No, I'll hide and you seek." I got up and ran as far from him as possible. I hear him counting.... incorrectly.

* Emmett's POV*

"...9, 7, 10, 11, 20.....", Screw numbers..., " READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!!"

I uncovered my eyes and started searching for her in the family room. I lifted the couch, hoping that she'll be there. Instead of Nessie, I found something glorious! A remote control! Goddammit, I was happy!! In one swift moment, it was in my hand. I relished the moment of it in my possession. I sat back on the couch and turned on the television. OH. MY. GOD. My game was on! I closed my eyes and sighed in appreciation.

... An hour later...

"Whoo!", I shouted," What a great game!"

"Emmett?", a feminine voice out of nowhere caught my attention. I looked around me, and saw Rosalie, Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme. They were all looking at me disapprovingly.

"Where's Renesmee?", asked Bella, giving me a death glare.

Realization dawned on me. "OH CRAP!"

* Nessie's POV*

It has been an hour already, and Emmett still hasn't found me yet. Here I am.... under the kitchen sink. I smiled to myself. I felt victorious. I'm the best hider in the world!