About me: Hi, My name is Steph. I like deep, philosophical conversations that stimulate me intellectually. And dick jokes. I also enjoy being drunk. Get at me, bro. Lana del Rey is my Queen, just so you know. I like to be provocative, metaphorically and literally. I absolutely live for feedback, namely reviews because I feed off it. Bear that in mind. I am fucking crazy. But I am free.

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Quotes

"LIVE FAST. DIE YOUNG. BE WILD. AND HAVE FUN." —Lana del Rey
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person."
— Audrey Hepburn
"I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone."
— Audrey Hepburn
"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default."
— J.K. Rowling
"It's not that I'm rebelling. It's that I'm just trying to find another way."
— Edie Sedgwick
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Ten Facts about me that you probably didn't know:
1) I hate orange pop because of the calorie content and the after taste.

2) I positively love to act.

3) I love to write, but have a very short attention span on my stories. I'm getting better...

4) I am obsessed with Grey's Anatomy. I will marry McDreamy

5) I am extremely sarcastic and cynical to the point of being a bitch. But I'm quite comical.

6) I measure at 4'11, 105 pounds.

7) I'm not old enough to legally get drunk. But I still do it.

8) If I was sorted into a Hogwarts House it would defiantly be Slytherin. It would never, ever, ever be Hufflepuff.

9) My favorite candy is anything gummy & sweedish fish.

10) Lana del Rey is my queen. I would go lesbian for her...and Mila Kunis, Blake Lively, and Kate Walsh. Oops..

The book weird question game

Directions:

Step 1. Choose 10 of your favorite characters from a book and order them from most favorite to least.

1) Hermione Granger

2) Draco Malfoy

3) Harry Potter

4) Bellatrix Lestrange

5) Lord Voldemort

6) Ginny Weasley

7) Fred & George Weasley (They're a package deal)

8) Ron Weasley

9) Luna Lovegood

10) Professor Severus Snape

Step 2: Answer questions with comments and whatever else you want added. Share with your friends and try a bunch of books.

Questions:

1.Have you read a one and four romance? Would you? Hermione/Bellatrix? No. Just...no, I couldn't.

2.What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten? I am anti Hermione/Snape so Ginny/Snape would be worse. Gah.

3.What would be the description for an eight/three story? Harry/Ron Bromance slash.

4.What genre would a two/five/nine story be? Malfoy/Voldy/Luna would be a comedy. I think, because I could make it a comedy.

5.If 7 played a sport what would it be? Quidditch, duuuh.

6.Where would two and four go if they were dating? Draco/Bellatrix. That's incest my darlings, that's not good until you're from hillbilly heaven.

you know anyone who thinks 6 is hot? Ginny, hell yes.

8.Would you read an eight/five story? Ron/Voldy? Hell to the capital N-O.

9.What would a ten/seven story warning be? Snape vs. The Weasley twins? Warning! Extreme pranks gone wrong, do not try this at home!

10.Four is in a happy relationship with nine. Until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with eight until eight cheats on four with two. Four then takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.: Oh my, Luna is in a happy relationship with Bellatrix. Until Luna runs off to marry Lord Voldemort. Bellatrix is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Ron until Ron cheats on Bellatrix with Draco Malfoy (her nephew!) Bellatrix then takes the advice of Hermione Granger and settles into a happy relationship with Harry Potter.

Yeah, and Voldemort is going to go plant flowers and give gifts to the needy muggle children. Uh-huh.

Sticky Situation Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqTz5fj4uCE