Emmett why are you so stupid!?

Ch.6 Jail?

BPOV
OMGG!!!!!! Its been 10 yrs since i was a human. Nessie look 16. Tonight Edward amd Emmett are taking me and Rose to a bar. Alcohol does in fact work on vamps.

~At the bar~

Boy its crowded. The music is pumping!!!! AHH!

"Hey Bella wanna daceyy" saidEmmett drunkenly.

"Sure!" I was drunk too though.

We danced and drank as Rosalie and Edward looked at us disapprovingly. Then all of a sudden I smelt it. Ohhh Shiznit. That smelly oil stuff was GASOLINE. Not smart to put a match to it.

"The Roof is on Fire!" scream a person.

Me an dEm ran for the door. Oh shiznit.

"Your under arrest." said some popo.

"Why?" said Emmett stupidly.

" 'Cuz y'all had the gas and burned it down killing 3 people."

"Oh Shiznit." I said.

~Next Day at Jail~

"You have been asked to come to court tomarrow. You will not be granted bail." said a police officer.

"Wait. Who Died?" I asked.

"Hmm? Alice Xenipolpoc(I jst typeed tht randomly) Edward Cullen and Britney Murphy."

"Edward died?" I asked.

"His father found his charred reamains. Hes dead."

~Court~

"I hereby sentence you to 10 years without bail for murder in the 2nd degree." said Judge Schyler.

:Oh shiznit:

~Prison~

Emmett and I share a cell. Rose divorced him. THe Cullens disowned us. Life is good. Ah wel Emmett and I have hoooked up.

"Hello." said Harry Potter?

Oh Shiznit

THE END

Okayyyy So this may be it on this story. I am finishing all my twilight stories. I have sadly come to the conclusion that I no longer like Twilight. Therefore can't write ff on Twilight. I am sorry but yeah. I may delete this aacount,well know,but I will not be posting any more Twilight or Twirelated stories. SORRY.

Steph~