Upon losing himself, Gaara reflects on everything, on him, not minding the overflow of his mind. 'You're like the Sun - thats what I was trying to think of. And I'm Pluto.' He wants to tell Naruto every part of it someday. NaruGaa. AU.

We all hope for tomorrow. Sakura and Sasuke. Astral dreaming, seraphic hopes, a childish wonder. Infatuation with him. He's always been a savior to her, anyway. :.Sasu/Saku one-shots. Angst, chance meetings.:

Sasuke had made a vow with Sakura, had believed her words - "we'll never be full bodies. We can't be us any other way, but how we are now." But now she was only a replica. No warmth could exist in that bitter shell. ::SasuSaku. Cyberpunk one-shot. AU.::

Sakura renames Sasuke something more 'political', Sasuke is uncooperative, and Neji, as usual, looks like he's in a L'oreal shampoo commercial. Of course, their opponent has to be gorgeous. Sasuke, Sakura, and the student body presidentship. ::SasuSaku::

Sakura, she doesn't even care about tomorrow, any tomorrow, it's probably the worst thing of all. The worst thing Sasuke knows about her. ::Sasu/Saku. One-shot, teacher/student. AU.::

A board game on a rainy day that will consume enough time and mental energy to make even the strongest of Diva's chevaliers ready to crack. ::Diva, Karl, Solomon, and the cinq fleches. Crack/humor one-shot::

Kabuto's master plan to make himself prettier than Orochimaru's precious Sasuke: braces. Sasuke endures a mouth full of metal to fix some crooked teeth...for seven and a half days? ::Sasuke crack/humor one-shot.::

Sakura stabs his flesh, feels the blade absorb slick muscle, blood - but misses Sasuke's heart. Precious heart, a heart so valued above all others it almost makes Sakura sick. Can love sicken the weak? Or does it madden the strong? Sasu/Saku, one-shot.

It's not an every day occurrence that you see Uchiha Sasuke run 10 red lights without using his turn signal first. ::SasuNaruSaku AU one-shot; crack.::

Konan knew she desired this closeness, shared between them like a hidden pact or bond. Like something private and reassuring to her. When Yahiko kissed her, one last time, too hard for her to breathe, it was only confirmed. ::Yahiko/Konan::

Shisui creeped over...slowly pulled down the zipper..."Surprise!" Shisui exclaimed, bursting into the tent hoping to scare the hell out of Itachi...who of course, did nothing. ::Fem!Shisui. Ita/Shi. One-shot, crack.

Plainly, Sakura didn't know what Sasuke had against some good old fashioned TLC. Then again, maybe his hiding under the blankets was a guy-pride thing, suffering it out. She inwardly shrugged. ::Sasu/Saku. Gift-fic. Fluffy one-shot.

Sakura notices him. Watching her, eyes drained of light like two pinpricked stars. Uchiha Sasuke, the New Admission - sociopathic, it's replayed in her mind like a mantra. ::AU, Sociopath!Sasuke, Sasu/Saku. One-shot.

Sasuke was hit with a ball of cold snow in the face. "Better luck next time, dude!" Shisui giggled and ran off, trailing after the culprit: Itachi, recognizable only from the long ponytail and those ridiculous earmuffs. Crack one-shot.

They wronged her in life. Now they'll come together for it. "Hinata was like a monarch butterfly; like pinwheel spokes in a harsh breeze. Too fleeting- to keep." 5 people- Ino, Sakura, Naruto, Neji, Sasuke- remember Hinata after her death. ::Complete::

Sakura's head swam with a vertigo, unexplainable. "Good. You're awake now." Quiet and still - where was she now? Sasuke's fingers, tugging her chin up to meet his eyes, lightless. Shining with triumph of capture. ::SasuSaku one-shot; psycho!Sasuke.

Konan wants to have it - the labret piercing. Because she saw it on the model in an indie zine, and was mesmerized by the tiny silver ball. And Pein is her piercer; with tantalizing piercings, like bullets, black. ::hint of Pein/Konan. One-shot.::Au::

Sasuke says, "You lost your memory after giving blood, getting dizzy, and falling down the stairs." Sakura fidgets; nods. Getting blood drawn - and getting head trauma after fainting - right before your wedding? Always a good idea:: SasuSaku one-shot::

They had prayed, preachers had preached, begged to God - but no one was exempt. Yet Uchiha Sasuke awakes a survivor of the Plague, an exception, taken in by a group of survivors trying to find others alive in this dystopian world:: SasuSaku apocalypse-fic

As we know, Neji has beautiful silky, long hair. And his androgynous - I mean, his absolutely stunning beauty will cause him anguish for the rest of his miserable life. ::Neji crack one-shot.

Vincent Valentine has survived as a vampire, living a secret life and draining blood. Sephiroth, his wicked creator, has returned. With the aid of a mysterious girl named Yuffie, Vincent plots to destroy him and remain the last vampire. Yuffentine.

Neji scowled at his Zit. He was 16 already! Surely, just because he had a feminine voice, smooth skin, and beautiful silky hair, did NOT mean he hadn't gone through puberty yet! It didn't! Did it? ::Crack/torture fic. Hint of NejiTen::

When she bent down to get the needle, Itachi saw Sakura had a tramp stamp. "What's the safety word?" A toss of her pink hair; a wicked smirk. "Safety word? There isn't one." --ItaSaku/SakuIta; smutty one-shot.

When Konan saw Pein's - Yahiko's body, before it was pierced painfully with black buds that would never bloom, fall to the earth, she was certain that her life would weep itself into a deathly slumber. -- Pein/Konan; slight Nagato/Konan.

Sasuke is jealous of Naruto's kitchen appliances, Sakura just can't say the right thing - and Hinata and Naruto's daughter gives them the low down on how her parents like to..."hug" in bed. At dinner. Yay. ::SasuSaku; NaruHina; crack/humor.::

Why was Sasuke so mopey? Because his ex-vampiress Sakura ditched him for a werewolf at the club, as she decided all undead men were too "insensitive". Stupid emotions wouldn't go away even after he gave up his mortality... ::SasuIno. Vampire!fic.::

In loneliness and yearning, Itachi makes a deal with the Devil for Shisui to give him unwavering feelings - for a price. But when love becomes obsession and obsession becomes delirium, Itachi will realize what he has to give in return. Shisui/Itachi; smut

Sakura's head hurt. It was April 10th. 2 weeks ago she turned 18. 3 months ago, Kakashi kissed her; 2 months ago, he said he loved her. Sakura laid a dahlia on his grave. She could only remember disregarding time with Kakashi. Loving him back. KakaSaku.

The battlefield was Naruto's. The vanity was Naruko's. But in the bedroom, Naruto was her. GaaNaru. crossdressing, light smut; one-shot.

OK, so Ino was the 'chosen one'. And yes, she was the only one who was destined to save Konoha from the pit of hell it's resting on. But being kissed by a hot dead Jashinist is so not in the job description. HidaIno; humor, romance. Based on Buffy.

For Sakura it was the Rx calling her name. For Naruto it was his needle, cool and chrome. NaruSaku drug!fic. "I ended up crying over Romeo & Juliet. I ended up taking a few more pills, forgetting the exam, and my friends. I ended up in this rehab place."

Minato opened Kushina's shirt, and was met with the perfect view of two...breasts. Um, what? "But, you're...a guy! A MALE!" In which the future Hokage incorrectly identifies his future wife as a man. Nothing like true love. ::Minato/Kushina. One-shot.

Sasuke has rollers. Karin is writing angsty drivel in her diary. And...Suigetsu is 'sexing-up' his fish-shaped pillow. Late nights with the wunder kids. ::Taka humor two-shot. Crack.::

The young teacher didn't want to be 'Miss Haruno' to him . . . but Sakura, sexy, alluring, red lipstick and short skirt Sakura. SasuSaku. slight teacherxstudent romance; AU. Updated -- Part 3 is posted.

A man watches her. While Sakura - a normal girl who daydreams, hates Math, goes to school - falls in love with Sasuke, a predator is in the shadows, plotting. Will she be the next victim, the next dead winter girl? Inspired by Lovely Bones. SasuSaku.

But as she cries, because Naruto doesn't come home tonight, at least Hinata can say, “I am a good wife.” At least this much is true. NaruHina/NaruSaku.

Rin has cramps, but she just can't say the 'T' word in front of her male sensei and her male teammates. As in, tampon. Oh, the joys of being a female. KakaRin fluff.

Kakashi, desperate to get his Icha Icha collector's item, takes a D-rank mission. Baby-sitting doesn't seem that bad - until he meets the demon child Sasuke, who hates ice cream, the mall, and crusts on his 'sammich'. Oh boy. KakaSasu humor; one-shot.

Do you have another meeting? Never want to discuss candy machines in the men's room again? OMG, you have 5 minutes to kill – yourself! Based on the adult swim game - humor, gore, and Kankuro's zombie hookers. A Gaara crack one-shot.

For LJ 12 Fics -- Sakura was breakable. Like porcelain. Running through a field of daisies in a size 0 sundress; dead on heels. Sasuke had needed her. SasuSaku; Sakura-centric. Anorexia nervosa and drug use.