Hi my name is Jessica but my friends call me Renesmee (its a long story).

i am 16 years old.

I live in engalnd and i am not snotty like american films say!! (no offence guys)

I love writing stories in my spare time, when i am not doing school work

The reason i write on fan-fiction is because my best friend Natalie A.K.A XxdizzyblondxX thought i should. THANKS NAT!!

i am a MASSIVE Twilight fan. I 100 PERCENT TEAM JACOB!! and always will be!! i am going to write fanfiction for Harry Potter & Twilight because i am huge fans!!

Guys i am begging you to PLEASE review my work so i can make it better and write more!!

THANKS GUYS! YOUR THE BEST EVER!!

this is a link to why i am team Jacob!! http:///2008/08/team_jacob_top_10_reasons_why_the_twilight_series_edward_cullen_is_lame.php#post

Lessons learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

MY Oath to Twilight: (made by Angel.With.Golden.Eyes)

i promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I am out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Esme

When someone shows me that they care

And I promise to remember Emmett

When feeling stronger than a grizzly bear

I promise to remember Rosalie

When beauty strikes my eye

And I promise to dress fashionably

So Alice will be satisfied

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever I am feeling calm

And I promise to remember Renesmee

When I’m protecting someone small

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I end up in the E.R.

And I promise to follow vampire rules

So the Volturi don’t get involved

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

CULLENISM: my religion

I'm not afraid of bloody murderers

I'm not afraid of hell

I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me

I'm not afraid of nightmares

I'm not afraid of crazy people

I'm not afraid of werewolves

I'm only afraid of vampires with red eyes. O_o

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--. deffo for Bella from Jacob!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

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