Hey thanks for the reviews! I thank you for saying it's funny I wasn't sure! =D so as a thank you I shall update! X

Disclaimer: yeh I like own twilight!

S/M: no I do

Me: Emmett is it true?

Emmett: yeh I'm sorry D=

Me: damn you all!!!

S/M you have to say it!

Me: ok… I d-d-ontowntwilight! There I said it!!!

I'mTheSex – Emmett

BetOnMe- Alice

BeautifulAsARose– Rosalie

I'mNoEmo!- Jasper

17Forever- Edward

JacobsMyBitch!– Nessie

DoYouHearBells?- Bella

WolfMan– Jacob

DrSlick – Carlisle

I'mTheSex: can you believe Carlisle has IM! Lolage!

BetOnMe: hehe

17forever: alice already knew!

WolfMan: no shit Sherlock!

17Forever~: what did I tell you about swearing?

WolfMan: Ok MUM! (A/N btw I'm from England so I say mum not mom)

JACOBSMYBITCH! HAS LOGGED ON

JacobsMyBitch: Hey!

17Forever: NESSIE CHANGE YOUR USERNAME NOW!

BeautifulAsARose: LOL! Nessie your awesome!

WolfMan: Shut up blondie!

BeautifulAsARose: Make me bitch!

WolfMan: wanna here a joke?

I'mTheSex: YEH!

WolfMan: ok blondie this is a little long so try to keep up!

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

17Forever: LMAO that jokes!

JacobsMyBitch: I'm sorry aunt rose but that is funnay!

I'mTheSex: don't worry babe I'll make it better ;D

BeautifulAsARose: ok…

I'MTHESEX HAS LOGGED OFF

BEAUTIFULASAROSE HAS LOGGED OFF

DRSLICK HAS LOGGED ON

DOYOUHEARBELLS? HAS LOGGED ON

DrSlick: hello children

DoYouHearBells?: hey peeps

JacobsMyBitch: omg mum did you just say peeps?

DoYouHearBells?: yeh…

JacobsMyBitch: BYE!

JACOBSMYBITCH HAS LOGGED OFF

WolfMan:Nessie!

MOMSTHEWORD HAS LOGGED ON

I'mNoEmo: who is mum?

MomsTheWord: me!

17Forever: who is me?

DrSlick: My Wife!

Everyone: ESME?

I hope you enjoyed that… if I get 6 reviews I will update!

Emily-May x