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Author has written 114 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Command & Conquer, South Park, Smurfs, Snorks, Fallout, Tetris, Zombie Survival Guide, Dead Frontier, Half-Life, SpongeBob SquarePants, Where's Waldo?, Angry Birds, Alan Wake, Banjo-Kazooie, Pokémon, Night in the Woods, Left 4 Dead, and World War Z.

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Pen Name: Nigel Yearning

Former Pen Name: Citizenship (2009 - 2011) Antrodextorm (2011 - 2013)

Alignment: True Neutral

Occupation: Writer

Favorite Genre: Science Fiction, Military Techno-thriller

Favorite Authors: Lee Child, Tom Clancy, Stephen King

Community: Tesla Adventures

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Oyster Shells by Micah Debrink reviews
Mack is a samurott, a ruthless serial trainer killer. He has had twelve trainers in his life. All are dead. Eleven were brutally murdered by him. Other humans have been killed by him too. How could a pokémon ever become so cruel and heartless? And will he ever be rid of his murderous tendencies? Read his own memoirs here. Rated M for graphic violence, language, and sexual content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Snivy/Tsutarja, Samurott/Daikenki, OC - Complete
Operation Aura by Aoi Hyoudou reviews
Learning that he was no longer in Unova and now in a city where it's being overrun by flesh-eating zombies, Ash must find a way to get back home while dealing with problems, like Team Rocket, the undead, Lickers, Hunters, Mr. X, Nemesis, and two groups.
Crossover - Pokémon & Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,600 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Claire R., Party Girl]
Gotta kill em all Pokemon! (18) by HanPolo reviews
Welcome dear readers to a time of crisis for the folks of Kanto. A virus spreads across the land causing each pokemon to become enraged and want only for blood. A poor young man named Ash must travel back home in search for his missing mother while avoiding the long grass and pokemon encounters. Going through editing, chapter one and two edited.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi
Pikachu & Me by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
I've encountered many things in my life, but I've never encountered something like this.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
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Washout
2 of 10. She was a retired police officer. She had the look. She also claimed to be her maternal aunt, which she doesn't doubt, but made her curious. What was this Possum Springs, and should she even care about finding anything there? Only one way to find out. Oneshot.
Night in the Woods - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,359 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Mae B., Germ
Into the Friend Zone
1 of 10. She bumped into an old friend who remembers her, but she didn't remember him. Oneshot.
Night in the Woods - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Mae B., Gregg - Complete
Nightfall
Something's stirring in Viridian Forest, and it's giving a mewtwo some concern. Whatever it was, it paid her a visit, and it wanted something. Oneshot. With Appna Serif.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,058 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Mewtwo - Complete
Protocol
A conflict had spurred to fruition in the forest, and an audino was called in to investigate. There were so many injured and wounded that it was difficult to keep track of, and then things got real when one of her own goes down. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,980 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Wigglytuff/Pukurin, Audino/Tabunne - Complete
Decrepit reviews
TWR: A banette is captured by Interpol and the Kanto Regional Police. She is infected with a bio-weapon. The pokemon professor who has her under quarantine has one job: interrogate her to see who is she working for and why. Only problem was the banette's time was running out, so the professor need a little help. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Banette/Juppeta, Shuppet/Kagebouzu
The Blizzard reviews
An old pikachu was out on a hiking trip to remember his humble wild pokemon beginnings when a snowstorm came in. Snowed in, he had to keep his wits together in order to survive. Pikachu POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Pikachu - Complete
Grounded reviews
A legendary pikachu from a former Pokemon Master is caught in the middle between his fans, the World Government, and the ghosts of old friends. He was just about to give up on life when he got dragged into an even bigger mess. Will he pull himself together and lead a normal life or will it all fall apart? Pikachu POV.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 206,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Pikachu - Complete
The Monster Within reviews
As Ash is wrapping up his journey in Unova, he and his friends found themselves in a town where Pokemon are seen as a threat. It didn't take long to realize why when a rogue Pokemon group decide to make their grand entrance.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,991 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Pikachu, Scrafty/Zuruzukin, Dewott/Futachimaru, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Boomer reviews
Security is a top-priority, better safe than sorry.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2014 - OC, Raichu - Complete
Loss reviews
Fate can happen at any moment, even when you have no chance to say goodbye. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Pikachu, Pichu - Complete
Free Meal reviews
It was a friendly and beautiful morning in the town of Dixie, and it was breakfast time for a strange Mutant Mouse Pokemon. But is there any food around? Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Complete
The Trenchcoat reviews
A lone man marches his way through a snowstorm, determined to keep his precious Pokemon warm. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Emolga/Emonga, Pikachu, Plusle/Prasle, Minun - Complete
It Takes a Million Volts reviews
A special gym tournament is taking place in Unova, and a Pikachu his Pichu are the center of attention. As Ash consults with the Mice Pokemon on Pokemon battling, rivals from a rouge Pokemon group watch from the sidelines, waiting to strike.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,798 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Pikachu, Pichu, Dewott/Futachimaru, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
The Farm reviews
Some old records were left behind on the farm, but not all records were on paper or digital storage.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Complete
Choice reviews
A disgruntled Dewott considers leaving her "good for nothing" trainer. ONESHOT
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Thunderstorm Rising reviews
Dixieland National Park is a special park, a "secret" park. Sealed off from the public, the local Unovan town of Dixie proud themselves to have a sanctuary for the Mouse Pokemon. But the town's secret is threatened, as human beings hired by Team Rocket are the Dixierat's only predator, and they're bringing in a storm.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
An Audino Emergency reviews
Undead Nightmare: Nimbasa City fell to the zombie apocalypse. Separated from her friends, one Audino struggled to make her way to safety while juggling a troubled conscious: A secret relationship that, if word got out, could change the way friends and acquaintances view her.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Audino/Tabunne - Complete
Living on the Edge reviews
Carbon-Steel: Despite complete and almost limitless freedom, Smugleaf wasn't sure on a few things. With Wotter on the prowl, that uncertainty changed into something she had yet to understand. When a close friend got caught by the PRA leadership, that feeling of independence could never be more stronger.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Snivy/Tsutarja, Axew/Kibago, Dewott/Futachimaru, Scrafty/Zuruzukin - Complete
Raining Light reviews
Hungry, cold, hurt, and alone, a Pichu lay dying on the side of the road. Her home, gone. Her mother, killed. Just when she was about to succumb to illness, to become another statistic, the outline of a human shadow loomed over her. The very species that destroyed her childhood, may save what's left of her innocence. Pichu POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Pichu - Complete
Fury Rodent reviews
Emolgass: A shiny sprite Emolga could act like a child. They would cry, sometimes they scream. Other times they complain or be all lazy. But regardless, Emolgas are one of the most loving Pokemon in the world despite the foibles.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Emolga/Emonga - Complete
Carbon-Steel reviews
Smugleaf saw how her knife cuts, it slices through flesh like butter. She liked how they sing, even how they squeal their last breath. But that was only the beginning. Based off Keijimatsu's "Psycho Snivy" comics on deviantArt.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Pokémon: Undead Nightmare reviews
The dead have risen, seeking human and Pokemon flesh. Trapped on an island with old friends and former rivals, Ash Ketchum watched as the world he knew fell to the Undead. A small handful of the island's locals joined Ash's group in an effort to survive the zombie plague, but not all of them can be trusted.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,332 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
The Serrated Edge of Smugleaf reviews
Grassy Knoll: A Snivy investigated a possible intruder on his farm, only to find another Snivy. It was anything but a happy meet. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Battle of the Sky Squirrel reviews
Emolgass: On a quiet peaceful night, the guns of Airsoft and paintballs sounded. A battle that had let up to major other skirmishes kilometers away. My trainer had a plan, and it was going to work. Based on a true story. Emolga POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Emolga/Emonga - Complete
Long Road Ahead reviews
Tesla Adventures: An old Pikachu exhaust himself while traveling to a train station, as he laid helpless on the road a human being with a Pansage came to help him. Will the trainer derail the Pikachu's plans or help him recover? Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Pikachu - Complete
The Unova Pest reviews
Tesla Adventures: A Mouse Pokemon wearing goggles is hungry, and he must raid a house at random in a suburban area without getting detected by the human populace. Normally he would move on and find food elsewhere, but hunger pushed him beyond judgement and forced him to gamble. Will his quick raid succeed or end in a dramatic chase?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Pikachu - Complete
Grassy Knoll: The Gamer Pokemon reviews
Tesla Adventures: A Snivy dominated the multiplayer mode of "Call of Duty", beating and trolling everyone he encountered online. Many people rage-quit, others swore and scream at the Grass Snake Pokemon in anger, both which satisfy him. Just when he thought he was unbeatable, an elder Pikachu came online to stir up some chaos. What happened next surprised the gaming world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Pikachu, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Emolgass: A Hilarious Shiny Sprite Tale reviews
A trainer left his Emolga at home to run a quick errand. When he got back, he saw the shiny sprite had made a big mess. He decided to record the aftermath, not realizing right away that he struck pay-dirt with his footage. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Emolga/Emonga - Complete
Simple Physics reviews
Tesla Adventures: A Pokemon researcher had the idea that all Pokemon can achieve complex human abilities and arithmetic, but he needed a case subject to work on. He found one.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Pikachu - Complete
Tesla Adventures: The Legend of Tesla reviews
Ash visits Faraday City to spend his long needed vacation. But soon wounds up chasing down a legendary Pikachu, who's view of the world might change him and his Pokemon forever.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,059 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Almost Ready for Anything reviews
Undead Nightmare: A poem written by my OC character, talking about a major disaster that had occurred. He speaks of who he's facing and what some of their features are, meanwhile struggling to survive under their shadow.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Pikachu - Complete
A Tale of Smurfs: Volume III reviews
The Supreme Commander of the Green Smurf Army fight to save the blue smurfs from the clutches of a Red Smurf Army General.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 169,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Smurf Kazooie
Kazooie wanted to go visit the Smurf Village and persuaded Banjo to go on a new adventure, when they got there the two were separated and Kazooie wound up in the wrong smurf civilization. Will she find Banjo and get to the Smurf Village?
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kazooie - Complete
The Hunt For Cardinal Bird reviews
When Red Bird went missing after a slingshot accident, the Angry Birds team went out to find him. Awhile lost, Red Bird uncovered a conspiracy which could threaten the lives of his friends and flock. Will he stop the pigs' plan or be eaten for dinner?
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Red Bird - Complete
Smurfed Out reviews
An OC smurfette thought her boyfriend wasn't satisfied with sex, so she decided to use a commodity offered by Papa Smurf to fix the problem.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Taken Birds
When the birds tried to get their eggs back from the pigs, they were attacked by the Dark Presence. Meanwhile, an OC does his best to help the birds through his writing. What turned out were unexpected results.
Crossover - Alan Wake & Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,002 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Where's Waldo? reviews
A group of OC characters are out looking for him in the city of New York over at Waldo's last location. They spot him in Times Square, soon the hunt for Waldo has begun. Will Waldo be captured, or will he slip away like a worm?
Where's Waldo? - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Angry Birds: The Red Baron reviews
Red Bird lost it all, the eggs and his girlfriend. After a failed attempt to get back at King Pig, he found himself prisoner and was tortured. Can Red Bird seek vengeance on King Pig's head or will he remain under his spell? Psychological Thriller, Mind.
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Red Bird, King Pig - Complete
Smurfs As Pets? reviews
We all know the smurfs living in mushroom homes in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by a beautiful forest. But what would happen if we have a special breed of smurfs who are bred for human companionship? As pets? Rated T for starters.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Smurfette's Absolution reviews
When the Smurfs overwhelmed her with gifts and marriage proposals, Smurfette broke down in tears. Thankfully an OC came to her aid in time, and now he's going to teach her an important lesson in life that she'll never forget. Smurfette POV. Please R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Smurfette - Complete
EPIC FAIL! reviews
Tails experiences the worse fail in his entire life, when someone got behind the wheel of his X-Tornado before wrecking it. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
The Body Image Of A Snork reviews
An OC needs someone to spread the awareness of an eating disorder, and his sister chose Casey to do it. But first, she needs to gain a few grams. Will the OC's plan be a success or a total failure? Inner Beauty. Awareness. Help. WG.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Casey Kelp - Complete
Smurfling Trouble: The Smurflings Go Wild reviews
The Smurflings had enough of chores after being overworked for weeks, so they head out into the wilderness to do whatever they want for a day. With the smurfs looking for them, can the Smurflings avoid capture? Rated T for heavy undergarment usage.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Endeavor: The Rise Of Light
The OC had been split into two and Papa Smurf must reunite them before the Dark Presence finishes everysmruf off, can he succeed before all the smurfs are consumed in darkness? Papa Smurf POV. Sequel to When Darkness Falls.
Crossover - Smurfs & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,840 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Papa Smurf - Complete
Smurfling Trouble: Jokes On Jokey reviews
After another of Jokey Smurf's pranks ruins the Smurflings' day, they retaliate to ruin his. After the prank was a success, the hornet's nest was kicked and the Smurflings found themselves in a whole lot of trouble. Please R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Isochronic Snork reviews
An old friend introduces the snorks to "isochronic tones" and Casey was the first to try it out, can she handle the sound? Casey POV.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Casey Kelp - Complete
Allstar's Spongebob Adventure reviews
Allstar and Occy was sucked right into a whirlpool and was spat out into the Bikini Bottom, there Allstar meets Spongebob and all of his friends as Sandy nurses an injured Occy backed to health. Will Allstar and Occy find their way back home? Allstar POV.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - SpongeBob, All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Papa Smurf Burns His Beard reviews
An epic fail as we called it, as the Great Smurf himself burns his beard in another failed alchemy experiment.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Seaworthy: The Tides Of Darkness
An OC Seaworthy family member lost his twin sister and was plunged into a nightmare for where the darkness was out to get him, his only weapon: light. Can he save Snorkland from evil? Plot similar to "Alan Wake." OC POV. Inspired by the game, "Alan Wake."
Crossover - Snorks & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,716 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Endeavor: When Darkness Falls reviews
The OC wrote a story, a story that he doesn't remember writing, is coming to life. In order to make sense of the situation, he and the smurfs must find the missing pages or be engulfed by the Dark Presence. OC POV. Inspired by the Remedy game "Alan Wake."
Crossover - Smurfs & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
A Potential Viral Video reviews
Two snork twins had discovered that their species is becoming less known to mankind, so they decide to make a video and post it on youtube to get back into the spot light. Double Shot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Nerd's Prime: Survival In A Zombie Outbreak reviews
Two nerds are stuck in a Zombie Pandemic, so what did they do? Everything they can to survive.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Time Traveling Smurfs: General Relativity reviews
Smurfs from the future travels back in time to the modern day with word of impending destruction, but can this warning be enough to save the smurfs? Inspired by the cartoon show's 9th season and the 2005 UNICEF commercial.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Water Purification reviews
A heat wave was quickly drying up the sources of water in the forest. Thanks to an ingenious water filtration system, things became disturbing for the smurfs. Double shot.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
The One and the Same reviews
As a smurf hero falls, 10,000 viscous red smurfs came in hail bent on destroying The Smurfs. But when they walked into the Smurf Village, the very forest that encompass village suddenly had a mind of its own.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Smurf Zombies: Justified reviews
An infected Papa Smurf fights for his life as hundreds of green smurfs hunts him down in a class 3 zombie outbreak. With fellow friends either dead or turned foe, Papa Smurf is on his own. Magic & Ingenuity. Papa Smurf POV. Sequel to Terror Is Reality.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Papa Smurf - Complete
Left 2 Die In Colorado: Zombie Apocalypse reviews
After the Zombie Pandemic in South Park, the virus itself mutated with the flu and spreads around Colorado. Mutations and disorder run rampant as Colorado prepares for the big one, it won't be long before everyone is dead. L4D in South Park Sequel.
Crossover - South Park & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
A Halloween Story reviews
A boy was alone in his room around midnight when something approached his bedroom window, what could it be? An Award Winning Story.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Smurf Zombies: Terror Is Reality reviews
The Smurf Village gets mauled by zombies in broad daylight as Brainy makes a run for his life, after he and Papa Smurf finds shelter it is up to Brainy to rescue the smurfs in the overruned village. Ingenuity. Gore. Brainy's POV. Inspired by Dead Rising.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Brainy - Complete
A Tale of Smurfs: Volume II reviews
The smurfs experience a technological revolution as old and new enemies prepares to attack. Some smurfs managed to escape their village as the unfortunate were captured and enslaved. Can forgotten allies help the smurfs as they fight for freedom?
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,163 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Smurfass: Duct Tape Smurfer reviews
Brainy had been pranked by Jokey just before April Fools Day and wants to get revenge on him at that day, so an OC decides to help him out with a lot of rolls of duct tape and a sedative. In honor of April Fools Day.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011
A Human Smurf Hybrid Misadventure reviews
A grass green smurf decides to go on adventure for two weeks after working himself near to death, it will be the greatest adventure of his lifetime despite being more miserable than any smurf in smurf history. Science, Metric, Survivalism, OC POV/ story.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
The Nuclear Age: A Snork Version Of Fallout II reviews
Snorkland is back after a Nuclear Holocaust and AllStar Seaworthy has a destiny with it's fate. As he meets up with old friends and enemies he makes new ones, then found himself in an unwanted position. What will happened to New Snorkland? Character POV.
Crossover - Fallout & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Fallout Tetris reviews
A Wastelander accidentally finds a game of Tetris after falling down a flight of stairs, she soon takes it and heads over to an nearby town to get it cashed in. Oneshot.
Crossover - Fallout & Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Fallout: The Smurf Vault Calculator reviews
The Time-Traveling Smurfs found themselves in a parallel universe destroyed by mankind's nuclear weapons, what happened to the Smurf Village afterwords will change the smurfs forever. Warning: Unusual cultures present.
Crossover - Smurfs & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Snork Of The Dead
Zombie Snorks began their attack on Snorkland after a mysterious virus broke loose from an unknown origin. AllStar is caught in the middle and he must do as much as he can to keep his loved ones alive, then he got some help.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,112 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Smurf Of The Dead Aftermath Interview reviews
A surviving smurf told his story in an interview about survival during the zombie outbreak in the Smurf Village, awhile telling his personal thoughts about The Smurfs in general. Oneshot.
Crossover - Smurfs & World War Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Smurf Of The Dead reviews
Classic Zombie Smurfs are out and about. Can the Smurfs stop the virus awhile they still have a conscious? Or will they end up being dinner, or worse, one of them. Death, Gore, Zombie Game, Literature, and Movie References.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Dead Frontier Autobiography reviews
A scientist describes his life in an Outpost amidst the zombie apocalypse, some violence are at play here. Oneshot
Dead Frontier - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Left 4 Dead: Brainy's Story reviews
Zombie Smurfs: Class 3 Outbreak. Brainy Smurf woke up from a coma and into a destroyed Smurf Village full of Zombie Smurfs, a particular smurf left Cassettes around that explains a the story. Can Briany uncover how the zombies came to walk the earth?
Crossover - Smurfs & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Brainy - Complete
A New Business Deal reviews
Two Wastelanders in New York State stumble upon an abandoned lab that makes Purified Water, with the original owner dead the wastelanders simply took over. Oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Smurfs & Snorks Christmas: The Nuclear Family reviews
A Science Fiction Christmas Special that connects a Smurf and a Snork together to a human family by blood, the unintended pairing leads the two to meet with their human parents and be back to their separate homes before Christmas. Will they pull it off?
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Someone To Snork My Nerves
The Snorks were captured by Dr. Strangesnork and a Snork Girl saved the day, and now she doesn't seem to want to leave the Snorks afterwords. After being annoyed by her, AllStar soon discovered something about her that will change his situation.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,941 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Bleached Smurf reviews
Smurfette needed cleaning supplies and asked the Village Chemist for some, she ended up getting Bleach and Ammonia and mixed them together resulting in a face full of Chlorine.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
The Death Of The Life Giving Star reviews
The Smurfs and Snorks are suffering from their dying Sun, rapidly on it's way to becoming a Red Giant. However, these two intelligent Humanoid species aren't giving up without a fight. Inspired by National Geographic's Swallowed By The Sun. OC Characters.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Toxic Corrosion reviews
Chemical Reactions are taking place in the Smurf Village and all of le Pays maudit will feel the touch of both toxic acidic compounds and corroding gases. The Smurfs are finished and soon will the entire le Pays maudit region, it would soon be like Venus.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Obliteration reviews
An OC explains his story after the Smurf Village got bombed as he was one of few survivors. Inspired by the UNICEF Smurf Commercial. Character POV.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Snork Tetris: Seaworthy Mind Block
Dr. Gallio has made a "discovery" awhile researching Brain Activity and needs help from a fellow friend to publish his findings. What would Snorkland react? Read and find out. Oneshot.
Crossover - Tetris & Snorks - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Dr. Gallio Seaworthy - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Trinitrotoluene Testing Mishap reviews
Once again, a Smurf Scientist created a batch of TNT and test it out with Jokey stands by to watch. Explosions are present, please be advised. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Smurfing Chemical Reaction
An OC Smurf Scientist tried to split apart Sodium Chloride into its simple elements, he did the experiment wrong and it backfired creating a ridiculous scene. Some animals were hurt in the process, including one smurf - the OC of course . Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Snork Tetris: Three Dimensional Style
Occy was playing Tetris for several hours before going to bed, that's when he had a dream about 3D Tetris. It was all fun and games until all the blocks came tumbling down on the octopus like a load of bricks, get it? Oneshot.
Crossover - Tetris & Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Occy - Complete
Snork Tetris: From Snorkland With Fun!
All of Snorkland became addicted to the new game called Snork Tetris that happened to have hit the shelves of the game stores, no matter where you go Tetris is the name of the game. Oneshot.
Crossover - Tetris & Snorks - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
The Nuclear Age: AllStar's Radioactive Hour
What happens if you drop a Snork into a giant pool containing canisters of Spent Nuclear Fuel with a temperature near freezing? AllStar found out the hard way and now his friends are scrambling to find a cure for radiation poisoning.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,354 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
The Information Age: Snork Abduction reviews
The Human Race managed to locate Snorkland and abducted AllStar and another Snork before taking them away to a secret lab on the North American Continent for research and experiments. Inspired by UFO and Alien Abduction Stories.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Occy's Neuroctopus Misadventure
Occy chases off a green octopus with pink eyes after it scared the gang half to death, but ends up being jumped on and ended up being kidnapped. As Occy began to think he's going to die, he got help from an old friend of his. Double Shot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Occy - Complete
Smurfass: Baby's Got A Gun reviews
Smurfette had Brainy Smurf babysit Baby Smurf as she runs off in an errand, suddenly Baby Smurf found a 200 year old gun and create a dramatic scene with it. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Baby Smurf - Complete
The Nuclear Age: A Snork Version Of Fallout I reviews
AllStar Seaworthy has woken up from a deep sleep amidst the rubble of Snorkland, in a dangerous new world he encounters Snorks who tells him of Armageddon. Can AllStar piece the story together and find out what happened to his friends and family? POV.
Crossover - Fallout & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
The Information Age: Seaworthy's Quarrel
Sequel to Snork Disaster: After Armageddon. After the viral outbreak came and went, Governor Wellington needed an OC's help. So he ended up hiring "his smart relatives" to go out and capture him. Resulting in a bizarre misadventure for everyone.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,641 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dr. Gallio Seaworthy, Dr. Stangesnork/Seaworthy - Complete
Snorkass: A Series Of Unfortunate Misadventures
A Snork and his octopus were at the Snorktown Library telling stories about their misadventures together, when AllStar and his gang showed up it wasn't only children who were listening. OC Story.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,642 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Snork Disaster: Seaworthy's Disease
A deadly virus hits Snorkland with an iron fist. There's no hope or cure as AllStar and his friends are on the run with what little they have left, can the Snorks survive the aftermath? OC Characters Present. L4D References.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,254 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
SNIP and SNAP Does Not Worth Crap
SNIP and SNAP were having fun recycling junk around Snorkland and they found themselves sucked right into a moment of opportunity, literally. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Snip, Snap - Complete
Snorkass: Microwave Oven Mind Reading Mishap reviews
AllStar tried to build a Mind Reading Device out of parts found at the Snorktown dump so he could read Occy's mind, the results weren't so pleasent. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Occy - Complete
The Information Age: AllStar's Final Hour
Dr. Strangesnork released a Great White Shark on AllStar and it fatally injured him and soon expires, now the gang scrambles to locate his body outside Snorkland after a Mad Scientist steals it in order to reanimate him.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,421 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Dr. Stangesnork/Seaworthy - Complete
The Information Age: The Robotic Snork
SNIP and SNAP were kidnapped and were quickly released, not before giving up the blueprints of their circuitry. Now a OC living in the middle of nowhere used those blueprints to create his own robot, there's no telling what's going to happen next.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,318 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Command & Conquer: Smurfs vs Snorks reviews
Citizenship: The Smurfs vs. The Snorks, no rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death, to decide who's the best. Biological Wunderwaffes are added to give things a twist as they bring in their guns and bombs, viewer discretion is advised.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Snorktracker: AllStar Is Seeing Stars
Governor Wellington had AllStar and Occy challenge a "Snorktracker", and all of Snorkland is watching it live on their TVs and Massive Theaters. Would AllStar beat Snorktracker in the back country called the Outback? Warning: Country style violence.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,430 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Occy - Complete
Snorkass: Bad Doctor reviews
AllStar has a stomach ache and Dr. Gallio had no clue what's wrong with him, so they hired a "Professional" Doctor to have him diagnosed. It resulted in a "crappy" scene. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Occy's Midnight Snack reviews
Occy woke up hungry in the middle of the night and went to the Wetworth's house to help himself to their fridge, resulting in a hot-head loosing his temper in the morning. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Occy - Complete
Snork Zombies: Neuroctopus
Green Octopuses attacked Snorkland and ransacked it overnight. The gang and their families took shelter on top of the Snorktown Mall as the Neuroctopus' zombies surrounds it. Will they survive? Left 4 Dead, Half Life, and Dawn Of The Dead References.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,246 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Another Radioactive Snork Misadventure reviews
A new octopus is on the block and is on the run after a neutering scare, can the gang stop him before he takes Junior's life?
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Wellington Wentworth Jr./Junior - Complete
A Radioactive Snork Misadventure reviews
A bunch of humans had dumped barrels of Nuclear Waste into the ocean and AllStar tried to open one of them but ended up cutting his hand, some of his blood got onto the Radioactive Goo and resulted in a shocking scene.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Smurfass: The Smurfberry Smasher reviews
Brainy decides to build a "Smurfberry Smasher" aka "The Nut Smasher" within the village and had some fun. Written Jackass Style, Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Smurfass: An Unsmurfy Smurfette reviews
An OC had fried Smurfette's brain and severely damaged it. The Smurfs struggle to adapt to the change as the new smurfette get's them on their nerves awhile the OC tries to fix the damage already done. Warning: This was made Jackass Style.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
Snork Shooting reviews
A bunch of humans from an advanced civilization thought it would be fun to gather up Snorks and shoot them awhile their mid-air near the Smurf Village, the fun was short and quick when their brother arrives. Death, Weapons, Oneshot.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Smells Like Rotten Smurfberries reviews
When Handy Smurf comes in to clean the village sewage tank, he got more than he bargain for. Bodily Functions, Humor, Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Handy - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Power Of The Atom reviews
A Nuclear Bomb blows up in the middle of le Pays maudit, sending radiation over the entire region. Rather face extinction, the Smurfs have no choice but to "adapt" to their new environment as most life either dies or ended up being mutated into monsters.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
The Three Smurfs: Wine and Complain reviews
Three human siblings ends up turning into smurfs and decided to give the Smurf Village "smurfberry juice" to provide their support to the community. Hilarious stuff. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Population Overload reviews
What would happen if the estimate of 100 Smurfs quadrupled to 100,000,000 Smurfs? Smurf society will change heavily as everyone will live in a crowded and frustrated once proud village now turned mega city. Can the Smurfs handle a Population Overload?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
A Tale of Smurfs: Volume I
Even with all of their enemies dead, the Smurfs have one final foe to defeat. Then their dam near the village failed during a storm and flooded the village, during the chaos outsiders came in and saved the Smurfs and nothing will be the same since.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,333 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Left 4 Dead in South Park: Zombie Pandemic reviews
Mephesto's Zombie Virus has broken loose in South Park, CO and the US government has quarantined the town overnight. Can the South Park Boys survive? Zombie Movies and Games references are present. The first real Zombie Story on the South Park Category.
Crossover - South Park & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Playing With The Camoe Dolls
Wendy Testaburger stole some property from an OC and began to experience bizarre situations and gruesome nightmares, is there a deity involve or is there a prankster at play. Double Shot, means two chapters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Stealing Wendy's Hat: A Dream Made Story reviews
Antrodextorm: Butters was just sitting on the bench at the park sleeping, but what dropped onto his lap will drive him into an adventure that nobody would ever think of. Based on a dream I had Thursday night. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Butters S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
C&C Red Alert: Sniping Vodka reviews
A sniper has a lone conscript within his sights, but his real target is what the conscript is drinking.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Reznov: Green Hill Zone reviews
John D. Reznov was at an outdoor firing range somewhere near Green Hill Zone, he "accidentally" fired a shot through a wall and heard a scream. After that, he met Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends at an unrelated accident. My first story.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
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