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It has been about a human generation ever since the Smurfs and Snorks came and go, but the debating question is who's better. Several question's persist on who's better, some argue the snorks who could breath underwater. Some argue the smurfs who has air support, the debating question might come to an end here.

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Command & Conquer: Smurfs vs. Snorks

This will be an experiment, an experiment to see who is the best of the best. This would take place somewhere near the ocean, but the battle will be fought on dry land thanks to the amphibious ability of the snorks. However, the snorks can only breath Salt Water and not Freshwater. And since they are going to be on dry land, they could go so long without Saltwater to breath that they would expire in 3 days.

"Come on gang," said AllStar as his friends pushed through the vegetation, "There is a Salt Water Lake we can use around here."

AllStar was carrying Occy around his back during the long hike, when they approached the lake it was small. About 50 square meters big, AllStar drops Occy into the lake and the red octopus is relieved by the saltwater.

"How many of us and them are going to be?" asked Dimmy.

"About a hundred, the smurfs as they call them would be here any minute." said AllStar, "We would battle it out at noon, they're going to be bombs, fire, and pretty much pure carnage. I hope Dr. Gallio knows what he's doing, cause I'm sure these bottles of saltwater won't last for long."

Meanwhile, the entire smurf village had been air dropped by storks into the opposite end of the forest. They managed to camp out in a pre-built mushroom house set up, it's size is 11.1 square meters. The same measurement as the original smurf village, Papa Smurf managed to get on top of one of them and discuss the battle plans with the smurfs.

"We'll be traveling west into the forest," he yells on a bull horn, "We're going to use clubs, nail boards, and Jokey's – surprises."

"And what do we do when we see them?" asked Hefty.

"Use a blunt object and beat them to death," said Papa Smurf, "There are some edged and bladed weapons somewhere but use what we have for now and we'll have Aviator, aka Flying Smurf, to come in and give us air support. Now let's go!"

Papa Smurf managed to form several groups of smurfs and heads off into the forest as a few smurfs stayed behind to defend the camp, more snorks finally arrived and they happened to bring Junior along. Probably because he was being to arrogant back at Snorktown or something, "I don't know why I'm here," grumbled Junior, "This sucks."

"Okay Occy, you stay here until I come back." said AllStar, "Remember, guard the salt water from the smurfs, if you see one snork them!"

Occy coos and nod yes before diving deep into the lake, the gang then fills their water bottles full of the saltwater just in case. "Okay gang, let's do this." said AllStar.

"Beep beep," tooted Tooter.

Along with a couple dozen snorks and a couple dozen smurfs, the two species marched closer to each other in small squads, Brainy and Clumsy kept a low profile by climbing up a tree and staying there until things cool down.

"Just keep quiet Clumsy," advised Brainy, "We don't want to draw attention to ourselves."

"Got it," whispered Clumsy.

Papa Smurf keeps the groups in a square line formation awhile the snorks were scattered all over in a disorganized line, they dodged bushes, trees, and abandoned traps made by humans long ago. Since the Snorks had no clue about land whatsoever, this gives the Smurfs an advantage.

"Patience my smurfs," whispers Papa Smurf, "Shh, they could be anywhere by now."

"The Snorks and Smurfs prepare their weapons, simple clubs and spears made out of the forest material. As they reached the front lines, AllStar soon made a wise decision, "Let's head to the smurfs base, we'll go in and take them out there as everyone are to busy fighting at the front lines."

"Got it," said Casey and Daffney in unison.

"We'll sneak past everyone and we'll be in the Smurf village before you know it." says AllStar.

It was an eriee silence, the snorks and smurfs were just a sones throw away from each other. They came out behind their hiding places and meet face to face, it was a stand off as they stare at each other with the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly theme song being played on harmonicas by a couple of unknown individuals.

"Attack!" yelled Papa Smurf as he held a club up in the air, "Charge!"

The smurfs then charged at the snorks and the fight begins as the two sides duke it out. With the sound of war in the air, AllStar gestures to the gang to follow him. The 5 snorks sneaked around the battle front and heads off behind enemy lines, walking straight into Smurf Territory.