Kami of the Silver Flame
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Joined 08-28-09, id: 2065164, Profile Updated: 02-19-10
Author has written 3 stories for Valdemar universe, Pokémon, and Super Smash Brothers.

In Darkness we lie, the demons we cry, the angles shall weep, for God is asleep. All good is lost, and now we die. All dark is gone, and now we cry. All that remains, besides the question Why? All that remains, is the Grey of a new dusk. The worlds fall, the demons rise, the angles call, the great ones sleep. Why is this happening? Why are we to die, to cry, and bemoan our helpless fates? Why mourn the morn, if all that is left is to mourn? Why weep for the sun that shall never rise again? Why? ~Tsunami

In the Twilight, I shall show my true face. In the dusk, my wings will fly. In the dawn, gentle are my eyes. At night and day, I wonder who I truly am. Am I the God? Or the Devil? Am I good? Or evil? Light? Or Dark? Savior? Or Destroyer? If my will is my own, is my destiny? If my soul belongs to no being, can I choose my fate? Is my task writ in stone, set within my blood? Or am I greater? Am I truly free to choose my own path? ~Dark Angle

God lies. The Devil cries. Who really cares? Who is truly there? ~Alex

Within my soul, I am lost. My light has been stripped from me, forcing me to drown in complete darkness. I have lost sight of the Light of the world, lost hope for the human soul. And now? Now, I weep, and I wait, as I seek the ones who will deliver me back to the light... or strike me dead, forcing my soul into eternal Darkness from which there is no escape. The shadow waits, casting a shadow upon the light, waiting for my choice. My heart is not, cannot be, my own. Darkness, or Light? Destruction? Or Creation? It seems so simple, until you are forced to choose, after seeing the good in the center of Darkness, and the bad that comes from the Light. The healer heals, but can her knowledge not be used to sicken, to make weaker? The Creator creates, but does He not also create that which destroys? The Murderer kills, but what if he kills only to prevent those he cares for from getting harmed? The Destroyer destroys, but in the end, does not Destruction mean a new sheet upon that which to create? Into the Shadows I fall, Seeking in my soul of souls, in the core of my being, which is the right choice. Do I chose Darkness or Light, Destruction or Creation, Oblivion, or the torment of living another day. These are what I goo through, every day, without stopping. When will my time come? When shall I fall? ...When will the Powers take my soul... ~Thoughts I had, a long time ago... don't ask... please...

Murder in my soul. Blood stains my hands. Vengeance stains my heart. Fury reaps my enemies. But how far will I go to get my revenge? ~Mike

If I am indeed Pennywise, then you have issues, Alex. ~Pennywise, God of Creepy.

In black we despair to live, in light we seek to die, the soul is lost, and all is gone. My story is over when the ending comes, and not before. Death is guaranteed, so why run straight at it? When you struggle with both Devil and Gods both above and below, in an attempt to keep your soul your own and no one else, one can not show favoritism to any religion. So I study them. Ask me about any religion to learn of, and I will tell you what I know. Please, ask me about any of them! Also, if you wish to discuss any religion, then please, I have nothing better to do. ~Alex

In Chaos we live. Get over it. We live in a world where nothing really matters, so shut the fuck up and get over all of your hates. Homophobia is just as stupid and idiotic as arachnophobia, and people are supposed to see people for that, so shouldn't a homophobe see a gay psychologist? It would make sense. Besides, if you work next to someone, break your fast with them, struggle with the same bosses, it grows to be impossible to see them as anything other than human. If anyone I know happens to be a homophobe, I tell them to go to hell, and break off any friendship with them. I support all rights, for everyone is a person too! If you don't like it, the get the fuck out of my face, and I will murder you in a flame war, just so you know. Don't make me! ~Everyone in my head feels like this, so... Everyone.

Within my head are souls given form, so I had to let them all have their lines somehow. That's not even a hundredth of them! If I didn't let some talk, I would go really insane!! Also, if you have any questions for Tsunami, Mike, Pennywise, Dark Angel, or I, please, either PM me or shoot me an email. Anyone will answer, except maybe Dark Angel. I don't think he'd answer much...

I am currently working on a brawl story with a friend of mine. Said friend doesn't have an account, and does not wish to make one, so he's letting me publish it. Please, read it. If you like it, if you hate it, if you happen ti be indifferent to it, review. I can only grow by learning my mistakes and how to avoid them.

And now for the more usual stuff. You know the drill!

Paranoid:Very High Schizoid:Very High Schizotypal:High Antisocial:High Borderline:Moderate Histrionic:Moderate Narcissistic:High Avoidant:Moderate Dependent:Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive:High

I took a quiz. You can find it here: http:///misc/personality_disorder_ If you take it honestly, it seems to be really accurate, as well.

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, clothes, shoes, houses, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, all Chinese are sex slaves, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
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I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
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I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
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I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile,

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your ass off, or attending a funeral and laughing your ass off, then copy this into your profile.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever known someone who actually deserves to die, copy this into your profile.

If the person you were referring to with regards to the above was a sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to destroy the world at one time or another, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you know for fact that Tails is gay and should be with Sonic, copy this into your profile.

If you have multiple personalities that are each writing a different story right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have voices in your head that tell you what to do, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been rudely shunted to one side of your mind by one of your personalities, copy this into your profile.

If you created a profile to post a story, only to find that there was a two day period you hadn't known about, copy this into your profile.

If you play Magic the Gathering, and know who my Avatar is, copy this into my profile.

If you've ever been yelled at for giving your opinion on something, copy this into your profile.

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Kami of the Silver Flame

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people that don't mix up you're and your, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Lucas from Mother 3 and Super Smash Bros. is NOT a wuss (he was forced to kill his own brother, for crying out loud!) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Icy the Glaceon, Livcario, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a MySpace and are literally addicted. If you are the 0.5 who thinks MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you like Kirby, Pokemon, Zelda, Mario, yet for some reason hate Warioware, Donkey kong, Metal gear solid, Star fox, and Kid Icarus, or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done something stupid just for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a pet wolf, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you want a pet crossbreed sheep-wolf copy and paste this into your profile,

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Kami of the Silver Flame(damned frisbees...)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy making your own copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider being called weird a compliment, copy and paste this onto yout profile and add your name to the list. Commander Gecko S., Snowfeather, Lionpaw16, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. What? You are...

I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Kami of the Silver Flame,

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that dumb Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVE, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Kami of the Silver Flame

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Pikana, Metakight4ever, Mr. Pichu, Kami Of the Silver Flame-Mercedes Lackey,

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you want to punch King Dedede in the gut half the time copy and paste this into your profile,

If you want to punch King Dedede in the gut all the time copy and paste this into your profile,

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Bowser is smarter than Dr. Eggman, copy this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list(What list?), if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

If you are happy that the Pokemon Trainer is in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

95 percent of teens would become anorexic if someone called them fat, if you are the 5 percent who would tell the person, "Well, looks like I'll survive the harsh winter!" copy and paste this into you profile.

If what most people call funny you call creepy, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! NOW POST IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you are anti-myspace, copy and paste this.

If you reveiw every fanfic you have read, copy and paste this.

If you like reading fanfic, copy and paste this

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not.)

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! YAY!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

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The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3544 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
The Club by ShinjiHiroku reviews
Living in a world that abhors pokephilia obviously isn't easy for a pokephiliac. So what can do you do? Join the Pokemon Club, indulge in your fantasies without fear of the law. If only, if only. Something like that couldn't possibly exist could it?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,525 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010
Pokemon 0 by Afroshock reviews
The Amber Act is a law that makes impoverished or academically failing kids into Pokemon Trainers. This story tracks the adventures and life of one such Trainer who learns he's no different from the Pokemon has has to catch and raise.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,120 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
In the End by Mystery002 reviews
Anger and sadness washes away, leaving only the dark temptation of revenge. With the return of Mephiles, the idea of this revenge and the thoughts of betrayal seem tangible.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 262,993 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shadow - Complete
Tamers Requiem, Book 3: Less than Human by Crazyeight reviews
In the aftermath of Guilmon's death and rebirth, the Tamer's are left with new questions and doubts. New dangers begin to rise as well, and with the dawn the Tamers will face new trials. For each of them the greatest test is...themselves.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 194 - Words: 1,040,226 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M. - Complete
Road Trip to Neverwinter by Anpwhotep reviews
Continuing the story started in "The Aribeth I Know", our heroes are on the road to Neverwinter. Really, they should just invest in a bigtop ....
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009
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Surprise Surprise reviews
For Pikana's contest. When all the surprises one has had before have been really bad ones, and when one looks around to see people in love, is there anyone who can understand you? Join Samus as she finds out the true meaning of Love sappy, yes but still
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Samus A.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: The Abra Chronicles reviews
When Mew gets bored and brings a Human into the world of Pokemon, who can guess what kind of insanity will occur? And when a new group of villains rise, will our hero stand up to them? PMD story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Abra/Casey
Stefan's Wish
I always wondered what Stefan did after Vanyel was killed. This is that story. The chapter was based off of Offspring's Gone Away, a fantastic song, one you should definitely listen too while reading this. You might like it more. Please, R&R! Please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete