As of now (the last update date) this account is abandoned. It's because I want to move on with my writing, and with my life. Someone very close to me once told me something, "if there's something you don't like about yourself - change it". And that's what I'm doing now, changing it. I'll miss this, and I certainly won't regret all of it, yet and the same time I know it's a wise choice. I'm moving on, with my writing and with my spare time, and I find this is a really good decision for me. I'm leaving this account up, because I know there are some of you who enjoy my writing, and perhaps even benefit from reading it and maybe the messages it gives people. And this is the message I leave you with - If there's something you don't like about yourself - change it. You only have one life, so use every moment to do what's not just best for you but best for other people. Don't squander your life, use it doing something useful and yet something you enjoy. And that's what I plan on doing now. Thank you all here of fanfiction.net. I really appreciate it.

~SneverusSnapers

Call me Snapers. Sneverus Snapers...

Like James Bond but without all of the cool gadgets!

My favourite quote (real original series): "Me whole life flashed before me eyes... it was really boring." (Chicken Run)

My favourite quote (fanfiction, mine): "You have; your six-pack!"

"You have; your legs!" (Shattered Hearts: Hunger Games)

Snev's golden words of wisdom: While an apple a day keeps the doctor away so does a machine gun!

Hot off the press: I Know You're There (Hunger Games)

I'm currently taking part in the "24 tributes, 24 authors story." It's where 24 authors write a hunger games of epic proportions together, each taking on the POV of their own tribute. I've got Maia Spring, the district eight female and I'd love it if you could go along to the story and cheer for me and give me your support, and I'm pretty sure that you'll all like Maia, even if she has quite a different personality to Kara. ;) So yes, I'd love it if you could just follow the link below and go to the story or follow this link to the author's profile! That's all! ;)

Here's the link to the "24 tributes" story: The Link Of 24 DREAMS

Here's the link to the "24 tributes" teaser trailer: The Link Of Lots Of Dreams

Here's the link for some of my posters: The Link Of Your DREAMS

Here's the link to my YouTube channel: The Link Of Even More DREAMS

Here's the link for my Wattpad account (like fiction press): The Link Of Just More DREAMS

Yes, I am the original creator of the mutant anchovy song which is now... not spreading like wildfire across the whole of the internet!
Copy and paste onto your profile! You know you want to!

The mutant anchovy song chorus:

Anchovy, anchovy, we are da mutant anchovies.

Crazy, crazy. we will rip you to shreds!

Anchovy, anchovy, da mutant anchovies,

baby, baby, the swag says ya dead!

And now for a new, totally unheard of verse:

When ya hear "anchovy" ya used ta rub ya bellies,

Sling up ya fishing hook, slip on ya wellies,

But we are new and totally mutaaaaaaaaant,

we are mutant anchovies with swag and this is our song!

And the chorus again:

Anchovy, anchovy, we are da mutant anchovies.

Crazy, crazy. we will rip you to shreds!

Anchovy, anchovy, da mutant anchovies,

baby, baby, the swag says ya dead!

...*uncertain pause*...

Is it over?

ANCHOVIES, anchovies!

I said I wouldn't write one of those impossibly long profiles which says practically nothing at all but is mainly a lot of random warbling about nothing in particular. I evidentely didn't listen when I said that...

Basically with my fics I am writing mainly the hunger games at the moment with maybe the odd one-shot here and there or start up a story which may or may not get finished somewhere else, depending on if people want it to. It's basically mainly the 'Gnawing Hunger' series. It's a triology, and I'm on the third. There's also a semi-abandoned prequel, so check that out as well. But I'm not going to go on about it, just I'd love it if you'd read it.

I beta read and currently have 40 stories and counting so it would be a very long profile if I was to talk you through every single one; even though it is a very long profile without. I have another account on here which I almost don't use and is pretty awesome, I basically made it just for the avatar. I don't even know why I made it, but it's there just in case I get hacked or something (note to all hackers - if you hack me all of my great stories will stop) Oops, did I just give them an incentive?

I would shove about a gazillion rubbish jokes up here but I honestly don't think you'd want to hear them, probably because they'd be on everyone else's profile. I could come up with some original ones but they stretch to about the extent of the ones that are randomly crammed up the top and I doubt you'd be able to sit through page after page of painfully bad jokes that I have made up without dying a slow and painful death. If you want to do that then read my stories. I'm sure you'll have had a heart attack by the end of them.

And for those fans of Harry Potter, do you know what:

"Dobby is a house elf, sir." is in Latin?

"Dobbius est elphiculus domesticus, domine."

Do you not find elphiculus domesticus funny?

...obviously not.

That's the end of my profile that I cut down and add to just about every day. If you've read this I'm truly astounded, flabbergasted and gobsmacked (not to mention surprised). Well then, I think there's only one thing I can say now. In true hitchhiker's fashion: So long and thanks for all the fish!

MY FEATURED STORY - They Called Me A Stylist: Tigris, from Mockingjay, the stylist whose life was ruined by the Capitol. This is the first and only fanfiction about her, a 5-part story of her life built up of flashbacks.