This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (SORRY BUT THAT FREAKED ME OUT!!)

Things to do when your bored in class:

1. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.

2. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.

3. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say I just did’

4. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

5. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.

6. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds

7. Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading

8. Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.

9. Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren’t late)

10. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.

11. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you)

12. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.

13. Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.

14. Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow.

15. Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL

16. Write objects in mirror are dumber than they appear’ on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.

17. Come into class with sunglasses, and pretend to shoot at your teacher with your fingers. Then loudly whisper Sorry, I had to get rid of the alien scum’

18. Raise your hand, act terrified and cry, saying You didn’t have to be so mean ’

19. Try to get your class to sing “We don’t need no education”

20. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.

21. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you’re sure you are about to win.

22. Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.

23. In a creepy voice say to everyone You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened.

24. Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you.

25. Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for every question. When called on, answer every question Abraham Lincoln.’

26. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.

27. Read with your textbook upside-down.

28. Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”

29. Bring in a pillow and lie in the aisle and pretend to go to sleep.

30. Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.

31. Talk about your dream job

32. Act like you’re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma’am and sir. March everywhere.

33. Ask your teachers if they find sick pleasure in tormenting you.

34. If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the VC/Principal.

35. When you get homework, stand up, outraged, and yell that you’re going to sue.

36. Speak with an accent, love.

37. Do the chicken dance.

38. Count how many times the professor uses ?uh,? ?umm,? or ?like? during an entire lecture

39. Try to hold your breath for as long as you can without passing out. Time yourself. Record your time.

40. Write a play about an angry lobster, a happy penguin, and an evil genius.

41. Plug your ears and try to see if you can lip-read what the professor is saying.

42. Say a word silently to yourself (e.g. ?broccoli?) so many times that it loses meaning. Then try to remember what it meant in the first place.

43. Draw a flipbook at the bottom right corner of your notebook.

44. Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie.

45. Look out the window and try to find cool-looking clouds that look like they came straight out of a Disney animated movie.

46. Run across the room, tag someone and say You’re it.

47. Announce to the class that you are God and that you’re angry.

48. Start a wave.

49. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.

50. Run to the window, then say, Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal .

51. Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay and see how many people say ho

52. When the class is very quiet, say in a casual voice Knock knock

53. Shoot rubber bands at someone, when they accuse you look confused and point to the person to the left of you. After that, point to the person on the right of you

54. Make as many paperballs as you can and set them on your desk in a giant pile. If anyone looks at you, look tough and nod at them.

55. If you are a male, start singing Brittany Spears’s Hit me baby one more time complete with raise the roof action.

56. Take everything out of your backpack and stack it on your desk. Take out a sheet of paper and take invintory of your stuff.

57. Tie someones shoe’s together and kick them.

58. Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.

59. Start singing Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King.

60. Fall asleep. When you wake up say shit like I had a dream and you were in it. And you You too ...

61. Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@ 189.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

62. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

63. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

64. Run into the class room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

65. Come into the class wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

66. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

67. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

68. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the class.

69. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

70. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

71. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

72. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

73. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.

74. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.

75. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 10 percent that would be yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

Ninety-eight 98 percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. (Let's see, Popcorn, Cookies, Eggs, Eggos... The list is long to say)

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (I asked: "What's in the giant jar that smells like meatballs?" ... It was meatballs)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. (No shit shirlock) Spread the word.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (Dedicated to you Angelcandy55) put this on your profile. Arn' we all weird?

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (still am)

If Fanfiction to you is what Myspace is to other people, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dream of being a cartoon sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love chocolate, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 of teens would die if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a cliff. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 who brought popcorn.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Wonderland to be exact.)