╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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Your Natalie side

You love shopping

You wear designer clothes

~You are a Lucian

Your fave color is black

You are proud

You are pretty

~You like threatening people

You like fancy food ( I rather just have fries.)

You are in love with Dan Cahill ( i love him in just not IN love with him)

~ You have a brother

You are 11

You are rich

Total: 5

Your Amy side

~ You only like shopping for books ( hmm well i like shopping for other stuff too...)

~You like jeans and t-shirts

You are 14

~You are medium classed

~You prefer the lesser things in life

~You have a brother who's a dweeb

You sometimes stutter ( everyone sometimes stutters)

~You like ok food

~You don't have a fave color ( its green)

You are humble

~ You look pretty, but don't realize it- I guess, people tell me I am, but I don't think so, so that would probably be right.

Total= 7

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats. ( i love them both)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.

~You own like a trillion baseball caps.

~You like going to high school football games.

~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.-

~You love to shop.- .
~You wear eyeliner. - sometimes
~You wear the color pink- SOMETIMES!
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.

~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.-
~You like wearing jewelry.- .
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.-
~You were in gymnastics/dance?
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. - depends on the day
~You smile a lot more than you should.-

~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.-Sometimes.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.

~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

count: 17

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God. (That story sounds so sad. I have no clue if it really is true. and if you don't believe in god well that's just your opinion not mine.)

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

(if I did not copy and paste that then I would be bugged by it.)

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie. (sadly I can under stand it.)

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

F

avorite Characters from:

TDA/I: Duncan, Courtney, Leshawana, D.J., Noah, Gwen, and Izzy

Outsiders: Johnny, Darry, Dally, Soda Pop, and Two-Bit (Keith)

Twilight: Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle, Esme, Seth, Garrett, Kate, and Bella and maybe Charlie.

39 Clues: IAN! Amy DAn Natalie Irina Alistare Vikram Grace and Hammilton Holt Nellie and Jonah (lol he is sooo stupid) (plus others but i dont rember all of the people from it)

STOP CHILD ABUSE

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you are STRONGLY against this abuse and hurt that children like Marie go through,post this on your profile.PLEASE!!

Love vs Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences

of the past year. She ended up staying longer then she had planned, and had to walk home alone. she wasn't afraid because it was a

small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from

harm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the

alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for

God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security rapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking

with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read

in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer had thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they could ask the

man one question. Diane was curious to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did

you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truely believe in God...

Yes there are many people in the world. But God walks beside you always.

I'm a Christian and Proud! You don't have to be one either to believe in God!

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

lol

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking.If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

One of my fav poems!!

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When people were given brains,

Where were you!?

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you do it.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

How does it feel to be the dumbest person alive?

Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he as looking back.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

on your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If love pandas and want to save them from extinction copy and paste this on ur profile.

If you know a person thats a bitch copy and paste.

If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Deidaras-Flower, Redfowx, 0x-Kururin-x0, Vira Heartless,edwardcullenrocksmysox

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

ONLY IN AMERICA!

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

dont you hate it when...

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Like come on! How do u borrow a peice of paper!? what, write on it then erase everything u wrote and give it back?!...Wt...

When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

RENESMEE AND SETH SOULD B A COUPLE

Edward Cullen knows all your inside jokes

Jasper Hale will never be a therapist. He already knows how that makes you feel.

Edward Cullen doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Dear jacob.

I win.

Sincerely, Edward

Do vampires take showers, I’m seriously wondering

OMEC ITS A FREAKING VOLVO!!

Chuck Norris wears Alice Cullen pajamas.

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

OBSESSIVE CULLEN DISORDER
-- No Rehab Necessasary --

Alice stole my Porsche

Edwards real wedding invatation to Jacob 'Dear Jacob, I WIN so SUCK IT WERWOLF! Sincerly, Edward'

I keep calling my doctor Carlisle

What's cold, wet, and hot all at the same time?
Edward Cullen in the shower!

What's the new definition of annoying?

jacob black.

Dear Diary,
I would like to la push jacob of a cliff.
Love,
Edward

Only Alice Cullen can predict the shuffle on her iPod.

Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

Bella: Your pale white and ice cold, i know what you are
Edward: Say it... Out loud...SAY IT
Bella: Vanilla Ice-cream

CULLENISM: BECAUSE WE'RE MORE THAN JUST FANS

Copy and Paste Section:

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlineifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

come to the dark side we have cookies... scratch that we have DRACO!!

~~~TWILIGHT OATH~~~

I Promise To Remember Bella
Each Time I Carelessly Fall Down
And I Promise To Remember Edward
Whenever I'm Out Of Town
I Promise To Obey Traffic Laws
For Charlies Sake Of Course
I Promise To Remember Carlisle
When Ever I Am In The Emergency Room
And I Promise To Remember Emmett
Every Time There's A Huge Boom
I Promise To Remember Rose
Whenever I See Something That Holds Pure Beauty And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm At A Mall And A Cute Outfit Spots Me
I Promise To Remember Nessie
When I See That Beautiful Bronze Hair
And I Promise To Remember Esme
When Someone Tells Me They Care
I Promise To Remember Jasper
Whenever My Stomach Isn't Curled
And I Promise To Remember The Volturi
When Someone Speaks Of Dominating The World
Yes I Promise To Love Twilight
Wherever I May Go
So That All May See My Obsession
Because I Know What The Twilighters Know

OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder
What has it done to you?This disease has struck many teens
in the U.S. causing more breakups
because of boyfriends lack of sparkling
and more Girls going camping in the
wood looking for massive bears.
More boys are trying to pour
glitter on themselves and have
s3xy hair with is causing massive
black holes in the moose and hair gel
company’s. More baseball bats are being
sold because of the increase of "Vampire
Baseball" being played in the woods. More
police men had to be hired to keep kids
out and off off the woods during thunder
storms with caused a riot. Scientist or still
trying to decode how this disease starts
and how to keep it from spreading. On the
the other hand, we the victims of OCD
encourage you to develop these characteristics
that form OBSSESIVE CULLEN DISORDER!
PeaceBloodTwilight

Help Stop RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
copy this on to your space to help to stop racism

Bella: I know what you are

Edward: Say it out loud.

Bella: Spiderman

Edward: No! Bella and here i thought you knew what I was

Bella: there's no other explanation

Edward: YES THERE IS WOMAN!

Bella: Oh what are you a vampire

Edward: YES!! Bella im a vampire i suck blood

Bella: oh...

Edward: Are you afraid?

Bella: I was more afraid when i thought you were spiderman.

TRUE TWILIGHTER!! I LOVE TWILIGHT

Repost this if you LOVE LOVE LOVE CourtneyXDuncan

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot(and Rob Pattinson),copy and paste this onto your profile

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you like smiley faces post this on your profile

if you are so obsessed with twilight so much that its not even funny anymore copy and paste this on your profile

if you relate EVERYTHING to TDI/TDA PLEASE!! copy and paste this in your profile (so true)

One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. I guess i can settle for second place.

. If you are so obsessed with TDI/TDA that it's not even funny copy and paste this in your profile

If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile (i love a lot of people wioth my whole heart liek my family and frineds)

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of HEAVEN

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (yay!)

If you've made it this far into my profile without dieing yet, copy and post this to yours

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

list 10 of your frineds ( not in order) (i have no order)

1. Gwen

2. Rachael

3. Gabby

4. Jessica

5. Matthew

6. Camden

7. Ray

8. Johnny

9. Patrick

10. Taylor

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

umm well Gabby and Jess would probably play some crule joke on him lol!

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens

Matt is like Pat yoga?!

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

ummm we would prolly all go over to Gwens and partay!!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

TAYLOR WOULD ROFL!! AND THEN TELL US AND WE WOULD BE LIKE HAHAHHA RACHAEL I KNEW IT!

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

ummm Gabby isnt gay... and umm johnny likeing camme?! ummm no

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA JESSICA MUGS ME DUDE NO IF SHE TRIED SHE WOULD BE LIKE LAUGHING HER BUTT OFF!! but i mean i guess Ray cause he would be stalking me down the alley way soo yeah he would already be there!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

1000000000 apple pies have been made!

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

ummm i guess 9 patrick hmmm but idk mayyybe johnney!

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

umm he would ask Matt for umm idk money?

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

BOTH there my besties i love them!! (no homo)

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

cause there weirdly weird like me! lol

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

HAHAHA we would never do that but she probably got us all Lunch Detentions so thats why

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Ummmm Rachael and Taylor arent gay or lezbian soo umm they wouldnt get married y would they!? but Johnny wouldnt be invited anywayzzz if they did b/c Rachael hates him and he hates her!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

cause he was being stalkerish like always lol :)!

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

ok Once upon a time Taylor Married Justin Bieber and they lived happily ever after The End! lol

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Gwen was probably hiding from Rachael b/c they hate each other so like im just guessing that

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

well i would kick patrick out and be like bad pat and i would tell my mom that matts drunk so that he gets introuble!

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

they get him Team Edward stuff to tick him off!

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

umm that i um idk id go protest agaisnt the joe bros with them hahah that would be fun!!

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

umm well pat murdering Rachaels bestie idk im one of her besties too if he murdered Grace she would probably

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?

probably both b/c shes just that awesome!

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Taylors like thanks Matt ur cool now!! lol

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

all the capmers run around insane b/c Gabby taught them all her inapropriate jokes

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

he's like suuuuuuure thats not weird then he runs away screaming!

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Rachael laughs her butt off!

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

umm sure why not then Gwen eats it all!

29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Matt slaps Johnny for his stupidity then he just runs home and leavse Johnny there

30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?

they umm just run away screaming!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

(My Character Amy with out super powers!)

Name: (First and Last): Amy-Ann Anderson

Nickname: (Only optional, not everyone has nicknames): Amy

Age: (16-18, also add the date and year of their birth): 17 August 14,1992

Gender: female

Stereotype: girly/tomboy/ overachiever

Appearance (hair color/style, skin tone, eye color/shape, body type/built, birthmarks, height/weight, freckles, etc): shoulder length dirty strawberry blond hair, round deep blue eyes with patterns in them, has curves and weighs 112 lbs., hight 5'4", tan skin that isnt very tan burns when in sun for 3 hours with out sunscreen. has freakles across her nose.

Usual Attire: Navy blue tank top with dark wash jean shorts, black flipflops with multicolored peace signs on them.

Swimsuit: lime/neon green bikini

Formal Attire: red wine long dress with simple heels

Pajamas: gray soffees and a over sized maroon t-shirt thats tied back with a hair tie. hair is usally a huge mess in the morning!

Other types of clothing: none

Personality (be descriptive): happy funloving girl loves ehr frineds adn family always gets striaght A's but never brags and isnt not at all a prep she is like a girly tomboy mixed...

Pet Peeves: Cheerleading!

Likes:reading writing swimming sports singing (not in public) reading and spending time with family and frineds also computer.

Dislikes: jacob black (lol if u like him no offence!!), joe bros, hannah montana / miley cyrus/ who ever she is, cheerleading (nothing against cheerleaders she jsut hates cheerleading!!), preppy annoying "im so perfect" people...

Things they do in their spare time: read, write, sports, sing, and spend time with family and frineds

Talents: singing and sports

Phobia and Why? (also include how they react when they see it): highs she will freak out and tell her self repeatedly not to look down

Odd Quirk or Trait: she hums when neverous

Paired Up? hell yeah!

With what type of female/male: male plz she also goes for bad boys who are sweet underneath

Flirting (do they get super clingy or keep their distance): she will sometimes stutter and blush a lot she will also look at the ground she will deny that she likes him

Idol/Hero(s):her parents

Favorite Food: chocolate chip cookies

Favorite Drink: water and coffe

Favorite TV show/Cartoon: total drama island/action, robot chicken,family guy, and Simpsons

Favorite Movie: lots but the 10th Kingdom, Coraline, and Tropic Thunder.

Favorite Song: Here (in your arms) by HelloGodbye

Favorite Color: all types of green neon,earthy,lime or light you name it

Medical Conditions/Allergies (if any): allergic to bees but will only swell up and get hives

Family: Mother, Father, and twin brother but they look nothing alike there all super but they have powers like flying and ice and simple stuffs like that she also has two nonsuper dogs.

Friends (that they have outside the island): she has bestfrineds named Gwen,Gabby,Jessica, Camden or Canne, and Lynsdey

Race (Italian, Spanish, French, etc): Frech, Itanlian, Irsish, and American she is most american but looks like a mix of Irsh and Italian

Items: (Things they'll be bringing to camp): I-Pod, Books, and writing pads with pens.

Why TDC?:because she wanted to meet other supers like herself plus she needs the money

Challenge Ideas: truth or dare or spin the bottle

Audition Tape...
: Camera turns on showing Amy in her room.
Amy: Hi total drama island people im Allie and id really love to be on your show im a team player and Im pretty good at sports if I do say so my self.
You hear “ugh” from behind the camera
Dude behind the camera: YOU BEAT ME ON A FLUKE I CALL A REMATCH!
Amy: rolls eyes fine it will be good for my app when they watch me kick a dudes but at arm wrestling.
They arm wrestle and Allie wins in 3 mins.
Amy: Told you it wasn’t a fluke.
Dude a.k.a. her brother: whatever.
Her brother: She can sing to.
Amy eyes widen: ha, ha no I cant. Looks around nervously
Her brother: yes she can.
Amy: FINE!
She sings here in your arms really well I might add (LOL)
Camera Shuts Off

My Character Amy (this has super powers)

Name: (First and Last): Amy-Ann Anderson

Nickname: (Only optional, not everyone has nicknames): Amy

Age: (16-18, also add the date and year of their birth): 17 August 14,1992

Gender: female

Stereotype: girly/tomboy/ overachiever

Appearance (hair color/style, skin tone, eye color/shape, body type/built, birthmarks, height/weight, freckles, etc): shoulder length dirty strawberry blond hair, round deep blue eyes with patterns in them, has curves and weighs 112 lbs., hight 5'4", tan skin that isnt very tan burns when in sun for 3 hours with out sunscreen. has freakles across her nose.

Usual Attire: Navy blue tank top with dark wash jean shorts, black flipflops with multicolored peace signs on them.

Swimsuit: lime/neon green bikini

Formal Attire: red wine long dress with simple heels

Pajamas: gray soffees and a over sized maroon t-shirt thats tied back with a hair tie. hair is usally a huge mess in the morning!

Other types of clothing: none

Personality (be descriptive): happy funloving girl loves ehr frineds adn family always gets striaght A's but never brags and isnt not at all a prep she is like a girly tomboy mixed...

Pet Peeves: Cheerleading!

Likes:reading writing swimming sports singing (not in public) reading and spending time with family and frineds also computer.

Dislikes: jacob black (lol if u like him no offence!!), joe bros, hannah montana / miley cyrus, cheerleading (nothing against cheerleaders she jsut hates cheerleading!!), preppy annoying "im so perfect" people...

Things they do in their spare time: read, write, sports, sing, and spend time with family and frineds

Talents: singing and sports

Phobia and Why? (also include how they react when they see it): hights she will freak out and tell her self repeatedly not to look down

Odd Quirk or Trait: she hums when neverous

Paired Up? hell yeah!

With what type of female/male: male plz she also goes for bad boys who are sweet underneath

Flirting (do they get super clingy or keep their distance): she will sometimes stutter and blush a lot she will also look at the ground she will deny that she likes him

Idol/Hero(s):her parents

Favorite Food: chocolate chip cookies

Favorite Drink: water and coffe

Favorite TV show/Cartoon: total drama island/action, robot chicken,family guy, and Simpsons

Favorite Movie: lots but the 10th Kingdom, Coraline, and Tropic Thunder.

Favorite Song: Here (in your arms) by HElloGoodbye

Favorite Color: all types of green neon,earthy,lime or light you name it

Costume (optional): a mask to cover her eyes (not her eyes but u get it!) a gray sweat shirt black converse and dark wash skinny jeans her hair is always tied back in a high ponytail

Superpower: mind reading, can move things with her mind, seeing the future, and pain inflicting with her mind

Weakness: when people think too many thoughts at once it confuses her and causes her to fait

Side-effect: she can turn her mind reading power on and off but she sometimes has trouble with it and cant turn it off so she faints from all the confusion oh and sometimes she cant controll her visions.

Medical Conditions/Allergies (if any): allergic to bees but will only swell up and get hives

Family: Mother, Father, and twin brother but they look nothing alike there all super but they have powers like flying and ice and simple stuffs like that she also has two nonsuper dogs.

Friends (that they have outside the island): she has bestfrineds named Gwen,Gabby,Jessica, Camden or Canne, and Lynsdey

Race (Italian, Spanish, French, etc): Frech, Itanlian, Irsish, and American she is most american but looks like a mix of Irsh and Italian

Items: (Things they'll be bringing to camp): I-Pod, Books, and writing pads with pens.

Why TDC?:because she wanted to meet other supers like herself plus she needs the money

Challenge Ideas: truth or dare or spin the bottle

Audition Tape...
: Camera turns on showing Amy in her room.
Amy: Hi total drama island people im Allie and id really love to be on your show im a team player and Im pretty good at sports if I do say so my self.
You hear “ugh” from behind the camera
Dude behind the camera: YOU BEAT ME ON A FLUKE I CALL A REMATCH!
Amy: rolls eyes fine it will be good for my app when they watch me kick a dudes but at arm wrestling.
They arm wrestle and Allie wins in 3 mins.
Amy: Told you it wasn’t a fluke.
Dude a.k.a. her brother: whatever.
Her brother: She can sing to.
Amy eyes widen: ha, ha no I cant. Looks around nervously
Her brother: yes she can.
Amy: FINE!
She sings here in your arms really well I might add (LOL)
Amy blushing: there thanks and please pick me!
Amy’s Brother Mike: BOO THAT SUCKED!
Amy glares at him
Mike: OWW CRAP MOM AMY USED HER WEIRD MIND POWER THINGY ON ME, OW SHE DID IT AGINA MOM!
Amy’s Mom: Amy! Get down her now missy!
Amy: hehe I um gotta go but pick me BYE!
Camera Shuts Off

If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

Did you know that the electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Heck yes

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! if you think so copy and paste!

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

The difference between friends and best friends

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome"

Gender: Female

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Allizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Neon Green dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Maire Simpson

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Soralser (COOL! LOL)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Neon Blue Water?

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Lriarme (FTW?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Cocoa (lmao)

I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know

You Know your obsessed if...

1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.

2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.

3. You've read the series 50 (Yeah, I actually did.) times each.

4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.

5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.

6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.

7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.

8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.

9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.

10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.

11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.

12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.

13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.

14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.

15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens.

95 of girls would sob and scream if the Jonas Brothers were on top of a 100 ft building, thinking about jumping. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 5 who'd just push them off.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (SORRY BUT THAT FREAKED ME OUT!!)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (SORRY BUT THAT FREAKED ME OUT!!)