WARNING-THE FOLLOWING PROFILE MAY LEAVE YOU TO WONDER WHY SUCH INCREDIBLE PEOPLE EVEN EXIST.

So hi there, sexy! You are clearly on the profile of SALADS, an incredible creation by the homo sapiens species who incredibly loves to write fanfiction-though sometimes I wish I didn't, since it consumes a huge chunk of my precious time. Like right now, when I should be studying for the final tomorrow. But yes, I am an extremely busy teenager who spends my time motivating people to gain school spirit and acing tests, though there is still room for fanfiction.

I currently only write D Grayman fanfics, since that is my obsession! Also, the characters are easy to manipulate and mold, and I just love the whole atmosphere of it. Yeah, I've never really been infaturated by anything else, but somehow I've become obsessed with an anime about strange people with funky hairstyles that constantly complain about the death of their friends and families. Oh, and they fight against a fatass who looks like a squirrel. So there-the explanation of how I started writing fanfics and ruined my life. Well not really, since I fucking love my life. For fanfiction, I mainly write Yullen and LaviOC, but in the future I will be focusing on other types and definitely other fandoms, so look out!

Well, now onto stuffz about me I suppose! The best part! lol, so I like anime, but I love shopping way more. Marc Jacobs is just amazing, even though some of his bags are neon green-though I suppose that's not too bad compared to Ichigo's orange hair. Uggggh. I hate Bleach-and yes I am complaining about your favourite anime, you got a problem with it?!...honestly, it's too shallow to be good. Apologies. :D

You must be either bored or interested. But anyways, welcome to the inner workings of my mind!

Right. You've probably already realized how breathtaking this profile is, but the rest will blow your mind away

Name: SALADS
Gender: cookies
Appearance: Dear predators/stalkers/rapists: I really love you-I do. But not enough. So I'll have to tell you that I look like Marilyn Manson.
Fav colors: Green and hOt pink!...so watermelony.
Fav. food: basically everything from every country-I really love spicy stuff though!
Hobbies: writing, volleyball, reading, drawing, playing video games, dancing, shopping, swimming, hitting things with ma slingshot...
Fav.animes: Detective Conan (woot!! Best anime eva!!), D.Grayman (quickly rising to number one), Code Geass (Dislikes:
-People who put a story on alert but never review, not even once, because they're afraid to waste fifteen seconds of their life.
-Bitches. Seriously? The only bitches we need in this world are ones that can actually bark. Oh, and I also love puppies.
-Sound of nails going down a chalkboard. I don't understand why people do that. I just DON'T! -sobs-
-Those monkey commercials from Subway. Oh my god...It's the Monkey Sub!

RANDOM:

I AM CANADIAN,(woot!)

I do not live in an igloo.
I do not have a pet beaver.
I do not ride a polar bear. (though that would be pretty damn awesome!!)
I spell "colour" with a 'u'.
I do not say "Eh" after every sentence....eh?
I only wear a toque in winter.
If you asked 100 Canadians what a "toque" was, only 50 would even know.
We measure the temparture in CELSIUS, not FAHRENHEIT.
Canada has provinces; not states.
Our police only ride horses in certain provinces.
Canada is the second largest country in the world. Do not argue; we measure landmass.
Only five-eights of us can speak french. about one-third of those people can speak of it fluently.
Hockey is our national sport. We play it better than you. Yeah, I went there.
We are not all lumberjacks...but I am!
IT ONLY SNOWS IN WINTER, GODDAMMIT.
I'm not saying that we're all perfect. There is a good amount of idiots in Canada. BUT THE STEREOTYPES HAVE TO STOP! (true true)

So after reading that, you're definitely wanting to meet me. BUT TOO BAD! YOU WON'T! SO HA!

FANART SECTION

I know, I know-I HAVE FANART!! WOOT! WOOT! You see? That's how cool I am.

http:///art/Dior-Snow-134586094 a picture of Dior Snow, by ai-samaxnero-san

I'm shiny and I know it.