The-Reject-Crayonhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, D.Gray-Man, Hellsing, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Rawr. I'm Hana. But I have a million other nicknames. Like Ree-chan, Patty, Kelly, Eshi, Haji, Toko, Kitsune, French Fry... Each has its own story behind it and we're always coming up with more. Err... I'm an insane, hyper, sometimes annoying girl. Maybe a bit about me? I love reading and writing(duh), and plan to have a career in writing... somehow... Aiming for being an author, but that might be a little tough to put food on the table and gas in the car. I'm in eleventh grade, and am 16. Finally. Don't plan on getting my driving permit because I don't feel ready to drive quite yet. Am I a chicken or what? I also love art, especially photography. I have a deviantart account, Hanabi-M00fin, where my artwork can be found, though, personally, I'm not too proud of anything, and since I've just become active again, I barely have anything up. But I'm working on it. I'm very prone to typos, and have a hard time editing my own work. That's why they appear, the nasty little guys. Please... try to ignore them or something... -sweatdrop- I like to listen to a lot of bands that many people have never even heard of. Some of these include Ambeon, Krypteria, Plumb, The Birthday Massacre, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Maximum the Hormone, and Within Temptation. Out of bands that people have most likely heard of, I like My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, and Linkin Park. My favorite mangas are D.Gray-Man, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni... too many to say. But I am as of now addicted to D.Gray-man and Fullmetal Alchemist. DON'T WORRY PEOPLE. I'm working on the next Bound by Bonds, I really am. Life is rough right now Hellsing High: Academy of the Fine Arts of Vampire Slaying: It's slow moving and I don't know when I'll have time for the second chapter. I had only really planned out the first, and then bits and pieces of other ones. Bound by Bonds: Finally finished! Now I'm too lazy to write anything at all. Trapped by Bonds: Second part of BBB! I don't know when I'll get it up, but rest assured, I have started writing it and I know what I want to do with it. Look forward to it, guys! Weight Watchers: My first FMA fic. It's just a bit of crack inspired by the people I work with. Should update it about every two weeks or so, if I'm not lazy. |
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Demented Siblings with Love: Warning, HAZARDOUS! by po0kiee reviews
Kankurou and Gaara has left for Konohagakure, and would be back very soon. But knowing Temari, she must be sneaky and go into Kankurou's room to look for interesting things to read like his DIARY and etc. And after all isn't that what sisters do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Kankuro, Temari
Family! by Haarii-chan reviews
I felt his cold hand in my chest. "Relax, I'm just returning what you lost." Basically, Allen was kidnapped by Tyki and Rhode and turned into a Noah. If you don't like Noah Allen, or love Timcampy, don't read. Please review, and no flames please!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Black Love, Exorcised by darkycloud reviews
A Noah. An exorcist. His secret. Her choice. Memories chained to their victims, a brutal torture. Born to love. Destined to kill. Kanda OC Tyki & slight Rhode Allen Lenalee Lavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Jasdevi's Hate by Schmem reviews
Jasdevi or Jasdebi, whatever you prefer, awakening as a Noah. One Shot. Features Combined!Jasdevi as a child. Best if you've read up to Ch. 109. M for a lot of violence/gore.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Jasdero, Road C. - Complete
Do They Ever Sleep Anyways? by Limativus reviews
The halls were filled with sounds of yelling, running, and quacking. The Noah family gets a strange midnight visitor...a man eating duck.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Jasdero - Complete
The Gray Academy, Havoc by darkycloud reviews
Campus DGM with a twist of fun. Tyki x OC x Kanda & Allen x Lenalee x Lavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Your TykiPon by Momosportif reviews
A manual-structured fic that's a guide to owning a Tyki-pon Tyki pet in Japanese... or close to that. Written with Lavi in mind as the owner but pairing is open. The Tyki-pon is Hoshino's! Please read and enjoy! Care and Feeding of Moyashi may come late
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Tyki Mikk
Black Love, Twisted by darkycloud reviews
A twisted fate. A warped situation. The irony. Tyki.OCs.Kanda.Rhode.Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,654 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Follow My Lead by Beth0987 reviews
Kurogane would stay with Fai through anything. But now Fai has gone, and Kurogane can only follow. What if he's already too far behind? KuroFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Juice by somnifery reviews
The twins make more trouble for Tiki while he's asleep. Twenty two of twenty five for 24xmas.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007
An Unruly Child by Ra-yun reviews
The darkhaired twin, Tyki quickly decided, was a little devil. Speculative foray into Jasdebi's very early Noahhood. Oneshot. pre-release of character profiles
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
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Trapped by Bonds reviews
It's been two months since the akuma destroyed Motoko's town, and still Jasdevi haven't come back. And when they finally do, they can only bring trouble with them. Sequel to Bound by Bonds. JasdevixOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Jasdero
Weight Watchers reviews
When Mustang decided to go on a diet, he just has to drag others down with him. But, hey, there's money involved. Who wouldn't want to compete to see who can lose the most weight? Crack. Au-ish. No pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hohenheim
Bound by Bonds reviews
Jasdebi has taken a break from hunting Cross to hunting Innocence. But that's not the only thing they find when they return to their hometown... JasdebixOC COMPLETE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,375 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Jasdero - Complete
School Lunch reviews
Attempting to get Road and Jasdevi to school on time, Tyki is pulled over by a cop. In the aftermath, he seems to have a nice surprise for the three kids... Oneshot, no pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Jasdero - Complete
Sayonara reviews
Tyki has finally regained his sanity, but there are some things he must fix before he can resume his life as the Noah of Pleasure. Oneshot, possible spoilers. Sequel to My Brother, Tyki.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Tyki Mikk - Complete
Hellsing High reviews
At Hellsing High: Academy of the Fine Arts of Vampire Slaying, where the teachers are vampires, Nazis, or just plain crazy, nothing is normal. Ever.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2008
Frostynins reviews
When sand meets snow, who knows what crazy things can happen. Gaara and others are on a vacation to a mountain ski resort, and things just have to go wrong...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara
Love is a Bang reviews
A Deidara fanfic that shows a bit of his past and his softer side. Second chapter up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara
Cleaning Days reviews
When it's time for cleaning, Lulubelle isn't a happy kitty.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Lulubell - Complete
My Brother, Tyki reviews
After the events that took place in the Arc, what will Rhode think when she finds what had become of her brother, Tyki?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Road C. - Complete
Sweet Little Brother reviews
Temari and Kankurou have finished a mission, but things are not as they should be. A short story that goes to the song Sweet Little Brother by the band Ambeon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
