Landalein
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Joined 05-14-09, id: 1934542, Profile Updated: 07-07-09
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Helloooo!

Yes, I have changed my profile. Again. Hah, I guess its a bit like me... can't make up my mind. Seriously, I just spent half an hour debating what kind of ice-cream I wanted. Even though we only have two types I like. Giggle...

So... I guess if you're reading this, you want to know a little about me? I did this thing with my friends - it's actually an email - so I'll just post it.

Ten things about you

1. Are you single? Yep
2. Are you happy? Sure...
3. Are you bored? No, I'm typing. There's a difference!
4. Are you sad? Why? What happened?
5. Are you Italian? Not yet ;)
6. Are you pregnant? This is spooky... nah, not really (gave you heart attack there Orlagh, didn't I? =P)
8. Are you cool? You tell me
9. Are you Irish? YES!! You're getting better at this!
10. Are your parents still married? Indeed. A little TOO happily. Sometimes a little annoying. Touch wood, no I love them.

Ten facts
1. Name - Landalein to you
2. Birth place - Small town in N.Ireland
3. Hair colour - Brown, but it used to be blonde, and tends to change colour a lot. Naturally, though - I don't dye my hair.
4. Hair style - Shoulder-length and layered
5. Eye colour - Blue turned gray, but apparently from a distance they look green?
6. Age - 15 =D
7. Mood - Excited, there's Tiramisu in the fridge! Well no, but there will be when I go make it in about 5 mins
8. Favourite colour? Blue!
9. Where do you live? Ireland, NI to be exact. Close to the border and the sea. I love the sea, but its very cold.
10. Left or right? Right, I'm always right. Hadn't you noticed? Its a shame cuz all the lefties I know are amazing at art. Except for one, but her handwriting is clas, so I guess its the same thing, in a way.

Ten things about your love life
1. Have you ever been in love? Not yet
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Well, I don't NOT believe in it!
3. Why did your last relationship fail? When I have a failed relationship, I'll get back to you
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? Um yeh, but that has nothing to do with my love life, does it? lol No, not by a guy I liked.
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Kinda?
8. Are you afraid of commitment? Not really. Bit young for it though. Also I'd have to really love the guy.
9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? Only about 80 people! Ok, no that was last week (it's Monday). Yeh, my little sis.
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Well, if I do, they must be good, because I have no idea if I have one. Probably not.

Ten this or that
1. Love or lust? Love
2. Hard liquor or beer? I'm a freak - I hate all alcohol. Unless it's in Tiramisu.
3. Cats or dogs? Cats. I have two and love them. I do like dogs, but I'm alergic =)
4. A few best friends or many regular friends? I can't live without my besties, but I'd miss my other friends like hell if I didn't have them... so BOTH!
5. Television or Internet? Haha... Internet, cuz you can watch tv on it anyway lol
6. Pepsi or coke? Whichever happens to be cheaper
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? Um... well, I can't really choose until I have a bf as well as friends
8. Money or Happiness? Happiness, always
9. Night or day? Either, just so long you don't wake me up! I'm happy to stay awake, but once I'm asleep I get grouchy if you wake me.
10. MSN or phone? I love msn (especially cuz its free and my parents don't moan about running up bills) but I like to hear people's voices

Ten have you ever
1. Been caught sneaking out? Um, no? But there's nowhere to sneak out to anyways, so I don't.
2. Been skinny dipping? NO! Not happening - I'm too self-conscious, I'd die.
3. Done something you regret? Hell yeah. But my friends tide me through, every time. Even if they don't know about it, just being with them makes me feel so much better.
4. Bungee jumped? Are you joking? I don't have a death wish!
5. Lied to someone you love? I think so. Knowing me, I probably fessed up later.
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? Too many. Can't even look at them now. Yuch.
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? Little innocent here hasn't had a bf to want back. lol
9. Cried because you lost a pet? sob yes
10. Wanted to disappear? (Laughs maniacly) I can think of many many times, not least about a month ago... Orlagh, you know what I mean! lol

Ten preferences
1. Smile or eyes: A smile that goes right to the eyes. And nice eyes. God, I dunno!
2. Light or dark hair: I don't mind... wink
3. Hugs or kisses: That kinda depends on the person in question... much as I love my friends, I don't really want to kiss them!
4. Shorter or taller: Taller, but personality is way more important
5. Intelligence or attraction: Um... duno yet
6. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneously romantic! =D
8. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship, claro

Btw, I just want to tell you something very very important. I love reviews, I live for them. Seriously. If you like my story? Tell me! Think it needs improvement (or just scrapped): I would be the person to talk to! Have an idea or something you'd like to see happen? Go on... get typing... My magic words are little green button! Also, please, if you want to talk about my stories, or just feel like chatting to a randomer, PM me. I'm also happy to help if anyone needs to know anything about NI. I also know some stuffs about the South.

Six Truths Of Life

1) You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3) And discover that the first truth was a lie.

4) You're smiling now, cuz you're an idiot.

5) You will soon post this and wait for another idiot to fall for it, so you're not alone.

6) There's still a silly smile on your face. I apologise about this. I'm an idiot too and I needed company.

If you're an idiot, copy and paste this on your profile and wait for more idiots to come along!

No offence people =D

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The DNA Test by TheLlamasWillTakeOverTheWorld reviews
Set one week after Jace tells Clary he only wants to be her brother in CoA. What would happen if, instead of just assuming they were related, Jace & Clary decide to take a DNA test? what would the results be? would they be related? Jace/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
I am Bella's Replacement hear me roar by bemysevendwarves reviews
I have entered the Twilight world, where I know everything about Edward, i lick notes and pass them im classes, and table sex is soooo not on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Curious Correspondence by sunshinelollypops reviews
A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories etc. etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,742 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
My New Mom Is A Vampire by tanis ann reviews
Alice decided it would be a fun idea to sign the family up for Trading Spouses. What happens when Esme is sent Atlanta and a new mother, Linda Walling, comes to live in Forks with the Cullens? How will the week long switch turn out? I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Vampires Don't Always Get the Girl by lockedupletters1 reviews
He's still getting over Clary, but Isabelle's on the prowl. His friends wonder why he only drinks red Kool-Aid. A dangerous new vampire hunter emerges, looking for him. And on top of it all, Jace wants driving lessons... Good luck, Simon. Post-CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Simon L.
Twilight? No, LIElight! by TRDancer reviews
Bella's life is extremely boring. When she moves to Forks, she takes matters into her own hands and invents a whole new Bella. But what happens when Edward breaks through the shell new Bella has built? Will Bella be able to hide her secret? AU w/ Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Therapeutic Fate by TRDancer reviews
Bella lives at a therapy center. What happens when Edward moves into the center as well? Entry for Bronzehairedgirl620's Epic T-rated One-shot Contest in memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving In by CullenCovenGirl88 reviews
Bella Swan was changed in 1946 by Edward Masen, a lonely vampire with no coven of his own. She fell in love with him almost immediately. To bad he thinks she is too young for him. With the help of new friends, she will make him give in and find happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Isabella Swan Fan Club by brunettelamb reviews
Mike and his friends take "stalker" to a whole new level . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Mike, Edward
Beach Apple by TRDancer reviews
AU/AH, one-shot. Entry for The Twilight Apple Challenge at The Sparkle Awards. "You know you love apples. Don't resist the temptation."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Great Sparkly Book of Lols by Iskeirka reviews
Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Untold Secrets by TRDancer reviews
Edward wasn't there to save Bella from the men in Port Angeles. Bella tries to hide what happened, but Edward knows something is wrong. Will the truth ever be uncovered?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bree's Story by TRDancer reviews
AU. A story of Bree. Written before the publication of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bree - Complete
Camp of Dreams by CullenCovenGirl88 reviews
Bella is being sent away to camp...Again. When she arrives she meets the camp player,Edward, and decides to ignore him. But what will happen when she starts falling? Will he catch her or will they fall together in a sea of confusion? ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,630 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Do by brunettelamb reviews
Sam and Emily's wedding. Rated K plus for romantic altar kisses :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Imagine by TRDancer reviews
So Bella and Alice are in Bella's bedroom, and Bella is making the ultimate decision. Does she want Alice to change her? Little do they know, the choice doesn't particularly matter...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8399 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8499 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Isabelle goes to school reviews
Isabelle decides to start school in order to get closer to Simon... and drags Clary with her! Post COG may contain spoilers. Okay, no it does. Rated T because I'm not entirely sure about the last few chapters yet.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Isabelle L., Clary F.