My dear readers, welcome to the story! I, Kate Wallace, shall be recounting exactly what would happen if I was one day shoved into Twilight. You know, get shipped off to Forks, meet (lolarious) mysterious boy, (laugh my ass off) fall in love, etc. etc.

Armed with (The Great Sparkly Book of Lols) Twilight, the keyboard at my fingertips, and my not-so-brilliant sense of humour, I shall endeavour to make your stay worthwhile.

So, without further ado, let me introduce the Great Sparkly Book of Lols!