Adria Zoi
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Joined 05-05-09, id: 1924893, Profile Updated: 08-15-10
Author has written 2 stories for Warriors, and Forest Of Hands And Teeth.

Hey.

Currently all my stories and everything are going through major revising and editing. So I won't really be writing much for the time being.

ABOUT ME:

Name: Jessica, Jess, Jessy(do NOT spell it as Jessie or Jesse! I hate that! If you spell it that way I will be sure to find EVERY single error in your fanfics and rudely put it in a review!)

Penname: Adria is a Latin name meaning "dark". Zoi is a variation of the Greek name "Zoe" which means "life".

Languages: I'm fluent in English. I know bits and pieces of Spanish, Greek, Italian, and Irish. So you can talk to me in any of those languages and I will get the gist of it.

Description: Short and skinny. Really curly(but sometimes straightened) light brown hair that goes a bit past my shoulder, and gets lighter in summer from the sun. Pale skin with freckles(I'm half Irish). Eyes that change color from dark green-gray, to stormy blue-gray, or just gray.

Favorite Colors: Red and purple(the colors I'm painting my room), green, blue, black, and white.

Personality: Depends. You'll have to find out.

Books:

I love all books, but here are some of my favorites(and my shipping's):

The Passage: Haven't really finished this book yet, but it's pretty good. Proper vampires and all. Not those stupid sparkly things. No, the bloodthirsty ones with huge claws and fangs and all. Yeah. The hideous scary ones. Much better.

Forest Of Hands And Teeth/Dead-Tossed Waves: Best books ever! I go Mary/Travis and Harry/Cass and Gabry/Elias. It is written beautifully, although some words are overused("flesh" and "cocaphany").

Incarceron: I like the prison, but the plot was somewhat predictable and Claudia was annoying. But Incarceron...well, that was pretty cool.

Twilight: SUCKS. Epically. Awful. Hate it. Don't know why the hell I ever thought it was okay. I was so brainwashed.

Warriors: I love Leafpool! I enjoy her pairing with Crowfeather. Well, not how it turned out, but still. My two favorite characters. And Spottedleaf, Mothwing, and Willowshine. I prefer then medicine cats.

Harry Potter: Very very good! I like how it turned out, all of it.

Maximum Ride: Like the sarcasm, mostly. I ship Max/Fang, Iggy/Nudge. Fang is most definitely my favorite character. After a while it gets pretty boring and juvenile though. Bores me somewhat now.

Hunger Games: You wouldn't believe how interesting a bunch of teenagers killing each other is. Katniss and Gale are soulmates, I will say that, even though Peeta is a really nice guy and all.

House of Night: Ew. Annoying.

His Dark Materials: I think the Golden Compass was the best out of all of them. The other two where okay, but not as good.

Inheritance: Very good series. Love dragons now! I like Eragon/Arya. But I like Murtagh better than Eragon. I went for the villains in this series, apparently.

Inkheart/spell/death: I would love to be able to read characters out of books! And back into them of course. Dustfinger is my hero, the Inkworld is awesome, and I go for Meggie/Farid.

Wicked Lovely/Ink Exchange/Fragile Eternity: Who doesn't love invisible fearies? I'm all for Aislinn/Seth. Keenan is not cool. Neither is Irial, for that matter.

Lord of the Rings: I'm all for the elves! Yay Legolas! Aragorn is pretty awesome too, though. Frodo is pretty cool. And everyone else, for that matter. But the elves rule.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: I love Greek Mythology! But that's about it. It was fun. For a bit.

Movies:

I love all movies! But I prefer comedies and horror. Their both awesome.

TV Shows:

I love a lot of TV shows. The ones I watch most would be Glee, House, Bones, Haven, Vampire Diaries, Stargate SG1/Atlantis/Universe, Merlin, America's Got Talent, Hell's Kitchen, and American Idol.

Music:

My favorite bands/singers would be Paramore, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Bring Me The Horizon, Escape The Fate, Atreyu, Before Their Eyes, Chimaira, Killswitch Engage, Lamd Of God, Lifehouse, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Three Days Grace, and 30 Seconds To Mars. I love music.

QUOTES:

Everyone needs quotes, right? Here would be my favorites:

"Sometimes the loudest voice is the one at the end of the day that says "I'll try again tomorrow"."

-I have no idea who, but they really pointed out my tendency to procrastinate.

"I'll take your best work, figure out everything that's wrong with it, make you fix it, then figure out more things that are wrong."

-My amazing English teacher...Mother Poston! (No she's not a nun, she just likes to be called that.)

"I don't take constructive criticism like a writer, I take it like an author."

-Me, after being told to take constructive criticism like a writer by my friend(that I met on here) Ril(Colwyn)!

"Curiosity might have killed the cat, but I'm not dead yet."

-Me again!

"I'm a pyro. If I say I know where you live you should be shaking."

-A piece of Facebook flair, and a very correct one =)

"Did you know I love you?"

-Almost everyone must have said this at least once =)

"σε αγαπώ" or

"Se agapó"

-It's Greek. Look it up if you want to know what it says.

"Lokas."

-I love how the books our Global teacher gives us to read teach us how to swear in Egyptian, hehe.

And so now that I have bored you half to death, you may leave.

If you made it this far, yes, I'm very very impressed.

Thanks!

Αντίο

(Yes, its Greek again. Greek is awesome though!)

Byebye now.

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Truth, Fear, and Love by Spaidorade reviews
Max opens up to the girls about her fears about Fang, only to find out that Fang had been eavesdropping the whole time. Full FAXNESS! I do not own MR. I am a teenage girl, definitely not a middle aged man... No offense JP.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Max, Fang
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Firestar Ate Someone by redstar-leader-of-thunderclan reviews
One day, Firestar decided to eat someone... this leads to a very hard habit to break. Firestar has turned cannibalistic. Will it drive him mad or will he eventually eat everyone? This story is complete, after 7 years.
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Internet, Cellphones, and WHAT? by redstar-leader-of-thunderclan reviews
Everything happens in this story. Almost nothing is off limits, from stealing twoleg things, to court hearings, to cat sacrifices, to secret agents, we have it all, at a convenient price for you. Currently on Hiatus/Probably never going to be updated
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Firestar
Who's the Father? by Angel'sSnuggieWillRuleTheWorld reviews
Petty jealousy can lead to some...interesting situations. Fang and Max find themselves facing a dilemma perhaps more frightening than any they'd dealt with before...parenthood. Mainly light humor. Gets a little angsty.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,706 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Max, Fang
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In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
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Mary Did You Know? by JustYourAverageCrazyGirl reviews
So, we were never told who the man was that killed the Unconsecrated at the beach. Of course, there will be another book, but given my mind and the worthless time it has to think, who was he? Complete ... Mostly
Forest Of Hands And Teeth - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mary - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Lithification by etcetera-cat reviews
Why Angels weep.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
The Godly Guide to Writing Fanfiction by storm-brain reviews
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Apollo, Athena
I Cannot See the Ocean for the Waves by Elementalist reviews
. . .my own death seemed as unlikely as Mary finally reaching her beloved ocean, as much as it might pain me to think. As alien as an endless stretch of briny water. Fathomless. Impossible.
Forest Of Hands And Teeth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Travis - Complete
Just One Day by blacklace-and-roses reviews
Lightfoot's wish to be human is granted. And he is given one day to be with Cara. What will they do with their one night together...? Rating may go up. No flames plz though you may hate me 4 doing this
Unicorn Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Insaneness in ThunderClan! by M-S The Master Pokemon Trainer reviews
Here's the long-awaited story voted by Warriors Poll-O-Rama! Thunderclan gets some visitors, and with them a whole new culture for the Clans! R&R no flames!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Warrior cats Revenge and Truth or Dare! by Stonestar reviews
Stonestar, Whitestar, and Sunstar are hosting revenges and Truths or dares. Send in ideas to see which cats get revenge, and which cats get truths or dares. Rated T for literary violence. I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,629 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
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The Apocalypse: The Beginning of the End reviews
Ever wonder what it was like when the Infection first broke out? What made the world as it was in Forest of Hands and Teeth? This is a story of how it all happened...after the apocalypse.
Forest Of Hands And Teeth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Warriors High School reviews
Just a normal chaotic day in ThunderClan's Warriors High School. Mature for bad language and other...high-school themes...
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009