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Author has written 9 stories for Inkheart, Vampire Diaries, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Previously Known As Pink Pigeon


Studies show:
Intelligent girls are more depressed
Because they know
What the world is really like
Don't think for a beat it makes it better
When you sit her down and tell her
Everything is gonna be all right
She knows in society she either is
A devil or an angel with no in between
She speaks in the third person
So she can forget that she's me


WITHOUT YOU~

I'd be nothing


will you always attend my midnight tea parties
as long as I set your place?
if one day your sugar sits untouched
will you have gone forever?


I'm no junkie, but I self-medicate with tea.


Hello there.

I'm Lea, though I do go by a variety of other names (see below for complete list). I am an avid tea drinker. It is to me what crack is to a junkie. Fortunately, tea is actually legal, quite a bit cheaper than cocaine, and rather good for you, too.

I write, sometimes, but my work isn't very good. Or, at least, I'm dissatisfied with it, despite what others think of my writing. Recently, I've discovered that I rather like writing poetry, though my best verses tend to be rather dark and twisted, and I can usually only find inspiration when I'm ridiculously tired.

I am currently obsessed with Doctor Who and music by Emilie Autumn. What a delightful combination.


My heart is a weapon of war
My voice is my weapon of choice
An eye for an eye,
a heart for a heart,
a soul for a soul.
We fight for the dream,
we fight to the death,
we fight for control.

For there is no such thing as justice,
all the best that we can hope for is revenge:
A hostile takeover,
an absolute rebellion to the end.
This is our battle cry
I’m giving you a head start,
you’re going to need it,
cause I fight like a girl
I’ll get my revenge on the world or a least 49% of the people in it
And if I wake up with blood on my hands,
well, I know that you’ll understand,
’cause I fight like a girl.

We are under attack
What is the body count? I’ve lost track
If nobody’s mentioned how this will end, then I’ll be the first
there are more of US than there are of YOU, so show me your worst

It’s so easy to kill,
this I learned by watching you
If I have to, I will,
it’s not pretty but it’s true
I am through lying still,
just a body to be
beaten, fucked, and if I’m lucky, left for dead,
so WHO’S scary now?

NO MERCY, it’s a bit too late,
we’re following NO RULES, NO CODE, just wait:
‘Cause if we’ve got no honor,
then we’ve got no shame,
if it’s in self-defense,
then we will take no blame

This is our battlecry
even if you’re only a boy,
you can
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL!


Who am I?

-[Lea]

-[Lila]

-[Em]

-[Fowl]

-[Piggy]

-[Pinkie]

call me what you will,

but i will always be me.


'Cause I'm half sick of shadows
I want to see the sky
Everyone else can watch as the sun goes down
So why can't I?

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Return to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline is once again pulled into the uncreatively titled world of fanfic as civil war breaks out. Will Nikki overcome administrative frustrations? Will her kid sister Jenna ever become a mighty evil overlord? Will D escape telling her origin story? Will Aline ever figure out what's going on? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ancient Shrine of Providence by pottercomplete reviews
Why were the prophecies sent in the first place. It begins at the end of DH. Chapter 43 is done. Will post soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 505,416 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ginny W.
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
I'm Your Secret, You're My Worst Friend by battyderp reviews
'Ponine is once again thrown out onto the cold, unforgiving streets after her brief stint in jail. Friendly faces are few and far between, and as such, comfort can be found in the most unlikely of places. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Montparnasse, Eponine - Complete
Kings and Lords by WhoMe-2 reviews
Rose Tyler never imagined she would one day marry a King, especially when she knew her heart belonged to a Lord. Will the possibility of a forced marriage to another force the boundaries of the Doctor and Rose's relationship to be crossed once and for all, or will it drive them apart? **1st in the Kings and Lords series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,047 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweeter Than You Ever Were by willful dest reviews
"You don't remember me, do you?" "Should I?" "I'd think so . . . You murdered me, honey, don't you remember? But not before making sure every relative of mine was dead first. Saved me for last - how . . . /courteous/. I must return the favor, Nico . . . How would you like to die?" - Nico/OC pairing. Written for the Original Cliche Challenge on Veritaville.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Nico A.
For My Hazel Grace by Phobios reviews
Augustus Watter's last minutes of life. All for Hazel. For My Hazel Grace
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Augustus W., Hazel L. - Complete
First Encounters And Other Such Incidents by Plot Bunnies Rule reviews
"Have you and Tazmania Alvarez ever had, shall we say, sexual relations?" The most memorable of adventures are the ones that change everything. STARSHIP, Taz/Up Tup
Starship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Taz, Up
Infinity by And So It Ends reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster is not dead. She can't be dead. That's what infinity means.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Isaac
Counting the Stars by Pemas reviews
Augustus Waters is dead. Yet it takes time for Augustus himself to realize this.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Augustus W. - Complete
Craving by MorbidDramaMaker reviews
Food-and-drink-related one shots and drabble involving Rose and the Doctor. Because sometimes you've got a craving you just can't stop. 8 cameos, 9/Rose, 10/Rose. Occasional cameos by 11 and his companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,064 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
CtrlADelete by skwirelygurli reviews
Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forever and Forever Farewell by theredrobin reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster, your story was not over yet.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hazel L. - Complete
You Never Forget How To Be Noble by LifelongObsessor reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS. Post 'Christmas Carol', Pre 'Impossible Astronaut': The Doctor thought that Donna would never remember the adventures they had had, COULD never remember ... Well, she did. And she's not happy with him. But somehow that's the least of his problems ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Donna N.
All Things Lost by lauraxtennant reviews
What if there was a video recording made for the Doctor that he never saw? What if everything that happened in the last two years had to happen, or else a worse fate would befall them? Starring the Doctor, Martha, Jack, Rose, and a very special guest...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Don't Let Go by lauraxtennant reviews
The Doctor couldn't believe he'd done it. He'd finally got through. And all he could think about was getting to her. His focus was single-minded and unwavering; find Rose Tyler. It was actually easier than he thought fate might make it. Reunion Fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A 'Friend' by thisprofileisdeadbuthavemyfic reviews
The Doctor makes a social call on Stormageddon. Sherlock is less than pleased to see him. Teen for minor swearing, nothing else.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
You Hold, I'll Screw by LadyRavena reviews
"I'm telling you, right now, that big tool will not fit in such a small hole." Don't you wish to be a fly on the wall for these conversations? Jac, 10, repairs in a tight spot on the Tardis...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Metal Postman by WhooligAni reviews
Amy and Rory are settling into their new lives when they get an unusual message from an unusual source.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Lines by Awahili reviews
After a quiet night out, Rose sets the Doctor a challenge he can't refuse. Laughter and love ensue. Ten/Rose Fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
You See Straight Through Me, Don't You? by KTxx reviews
"I love you," Rory didn't say anything for a couple of seconds, until he asked quietly, "Are you sure?" - Amy/Rory ficlet. Set after "Amy's Choice".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Looseleaf Papers by LionessAmaya reviews
"This is what happens when you kick a dog too many times. When you kick a dog so many times that the kicking is the only thing that's real and even when you stop they still feel it." Oneshot, slight AU, M for brief references to torture.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Athena - Complete
Starship Rangers by Kiuan reviews
The Starship Rangers haven't faced any challenge too difficult since their adventure with Bug. Now, something is stirring. They'll need to recruit new Rangers, restore old alliances, and discover a dark and sinister plot that could tear the galaxies apart
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
I could drink the Milky Way by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
Amy x Rory oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Get Back Up by Kierza reviews
The day has been saved thanks to the Starship Rangers, but now what? Join Taz, Up, and the rest of the Starship Rangers as they face the threat of Dr. Spaceclaw and the rest of the G.L.E.E.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
Smatterings of Things by kiwismakemehappy reviews
A series of one shots revolving around the Fowl siblings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artificially Unintelligent by IsOkayGood reviews
Starship Musical drabble. Tootsie Noodles and MegaGirl go on a date.
Starship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tootsie Megagirl, Ultrabeam Megagirl - Complete
Promises by KissMeImOnlyPlastic reviews
Starship - Taz x Up. Up made a promise to her that day he'd found her, torn and tattered, pink dress covered in blood and oil. He promised he'd never leave her behind, and she intends to hold him to that, whether he likes it or not.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Life at the Ponds' by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
Those two months of marriage before 6x01. Rory/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Malum Discordiae by define-serenity reviews
[INCOMPLETE, Damon/OC] A vervain-based poison makes its way into the water supply. Old truths are unveiled and age-old certainties are shaken when an old friend from the brother's past resurfaces.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,054 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - [Damon S., OC]
The Do's and Don'ts of The Inkworld by InternMaureenFromNightVale reviews
The title says it all. The Do's and Don'ts of the Inkworld, Along With the Why's. A Companion Piece to Inkheart: The Guide by Pink Pigeon
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Sherlock vs Sue by PearlyWhirly reviews
That set list was harder to get hold of than Sue Sylvester had expected. Time to call in an unusual acquaintance...
Crossover - Glee & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sue S., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Agony of Addy Anderson by Lola Sveroski reviews
"…I will go to the grave swearing it's Finn's." And really, Quinn planned on doing just that. But when she's on her deathbed at forty-four, plans change and she reveals to her twenty-seven-year-old daughter that Finn wasn't really her dad. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Must Have Done Something Right by Darren Christ reviews
If there's one thing Blaine loves more than Dalton, it's Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Red Umbrella by Infinity Blues reviews
Hush-a-bye, don't you cry, Go to sleepy little baby. When you wake, you'll have cake, and all the pretty little horses.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
The Improbably Horrible One by CaffieneKitty reviews
SPOILERS. For an up-and-coming villain, trying to acquire a nemesis is a massive pain. Crossover between Dr.Horrible and the BBC's online material for Sherlock. GEN
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Why? Answering all of your Inkworldtype questions by LunaPadma reviews
A companion piece to Inkheart: The Guide. When you go to the Inkworld, this handy book will help you by answering any and all questions you might have about the Inkworld!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by helloclaude reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
La Vie Facebook by Winniefred101 reviews
The Boho's all get Facebook. We Begin on Christmas eve... with Mark, single...
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Mark C., Roger D.
His Gift by bloodydarkwolf reviews
There was nothing. Nothing left. Marni...Marni...Marni Wallace...was dead. Shilo. She's all he has left. His Shilo. His gift.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Nathan - Complete
Twilight, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wands, Wizards, and OverDue Rent by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
What is this, a Harry Potter/RENT cross-over? Is XxXThe Phantom's RoseXxX insane? Probably. What happens when the HP characters wind up in NYC? What shenanigans will they get into? And will Roger and Draco ever stop brooding? Only one way to find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2010
The Roger Diaries by x Rajah x reviews
The untold secrets of Roger Davis. Roger... a princess? Or more excitingly, a butt model? The unedited version of Your Eyes? His true feelings about Mark? His middle name? And what does all this have to do with a fortune cookie? Only one way to find out..
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Roger D.
The Price of Tea by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice is a legend, a story, a history book, a puzzle. Hatter's trying to put the pieces together. Takes place pre and during the series. Hatter/Alice, Charlie, and a few other characters.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
blood and berries by deadlybeautiful reviews
I’ll cry my way out of these Games if I have to.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Johanna M. - Complete
A Wild Goose Chase by Caisele reviews
Through meticulous analysis and various experiments it has been confirmed: Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. Warning: If you have no sense of humor please don't read. Oneshot.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Artemis F., Edward - Complete
At the Drop of a Hat by Random-Battlecry reviews
Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hatter, White Knight/Charlie - Complete
And I Don't Take No by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
After her death, Collins discovers a letter Angel wrote for him.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Angel D., T. Collins
It Seems Peaceful by breeutiful reviews
Sometimes Luna Lovegood thinks about death, particularly death about herself. - Luna, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Alone by HippyAngel00 reviews
What would happen if, Mo had died? And, on the night that The Shadow had to be read out, Meggies whole world had been shattered? What would happen then? And, 5 years later, when Meggie has grown up, Capricorn had'nt aged.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Meggie F., Capricorn
Inkpen (Warning: Old writing) by Kallypso reviews
Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. Callypso has a talent that has no need of a beautiful voice. She can bring things to life just by her vivid writing. She thought she would go un noticed but she didn't count on Capricorn and the black jackets. R&R! Warning: Flame at your own risk!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,818 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Fire and Ink by xqulth reviews
Meet Reiley Folchart. A 17 year old who remembers the night her mother and three lamps disappered. Follow her through the story of Inkheart. DustyOC probably. Srry the summary sucks.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Dustfinger - Complete
Death Speaking by Minion 101 reviews
This is for InkDeath, at the part where Silvertongue speaks to Death.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
James and Poppy: Meeting Poppy's Dad by Punk Pigeon reviews
James and Poppy to live with Poppy's dad.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009
Meggie and the box by Punk Pigeon reviews
Meggie meets a box : Plz Review!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Meggie F., Mo F.
Gone without a trace by bubbly4roxy reviews
Hi I am Aurora. I thought my life was normal. I had friends and a boyfriend........that I broke up with. Now he came back for me and got me. Lets just say the world hates me. And I hate the world.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009
Bad Literature by redcognito reviews
Stefan and Damon aren't impressed with Bonnie's taste in books.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Action Figures GO! by Tintenschwert reviews
They are new, they are cool: the original Inkheart Action Figures! Each with individual boni and voice messages! Insanity ahead!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Attack of the MarySue by The Mighty Sword reviews
What happens when MarySues infest Hogwarts? Here is the tale of the Hogwarts students rising above the terrible Marysues! Draco and Hermione team up, Fred and George are the runners for food. Read and Review! Ch. 3 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Legend, Alive by Ms. Marla reviews
Something thought to be only of nightmares has turned up, and is much too real. Only Holly and Artemis can save the world...again. But is their new connection a gift? Or a burden?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Apple Bobbing by redcognito reviews
Bonnie hasn't grasped how to bob for apples.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Bonnie - Complete
Last Kiss by redcognito reviews
Damon witnesses Stefan's birth.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Damon - Complete
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Inkheart: The Guide reviews
A guide to how to survive once you've successfully read yourself into Inkheart. Reading the Guide can prevent serious injury and/or death during your vacation to the Inkworld, and is seriously recommended. Includes basic rules, I Will Nots, and bios.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009
To Be Unclaimed reviews
Despite the crowd and company, the Hermes cabin could be a rather lonely place. WRITTEN FOR THE 10 SENTENCE CHALLENGE ON VERITAVILLE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
A Silent Affection reviews
An attempt at a serious fic, believe it or not. They weren't friends; they were simply acquaintances...but perhaps she enjoyed his company more than she thought. Elinor/Darius
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Elinor L. - Complete
Dear Dustfinger reviews
Meggie expresses her feelings for Dustfinger through a letter. Dustfinger/Meggie parody.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Meggie F., Dustfinger - Complete
The Ink Awards reviews
An interactive awards show in which the reader can vote for the winners, and also possibly win an award of their own for their fanfictions! Hosted by Ali Jordans and Elena Matthews. R&R!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
In Too Deep reviews
Abigail Moore is a daughter of Poseidon. She's also an aqua phobic. A different twist on the popular 'child of Poseidon' cliché, written for the Original Cliché challenge on Veritaville.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010
My Immortal reviews
Alyssa laughed at the idea of the man being a vampire. Stalker, perhaps, but vampire? Vampires weren’t real. They were a source of entertainment, a way to scare children. Alyssa frowned again; she just wished the man would stop staring. Damon/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Damon
Slash reviews
My views on couples people on fanfiction have been shipping. R&R!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
The Night Mare Theory reviews
My theory on the Night Mares in the Wayless Woods. I also included my theory on whether Basta died or not, because the Night Mare theory wouldn't make much sense if I didn't. Possible one-shot, unless people like my theories. Review!
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009