WhatTheFreakhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Gakuen Alice. "Turn my sorrow into treasured gold." -Rolling In The Deep by Adele Oh, God. I just realized what complete shit my stories are. I mean, I had so many mistakes. The Series of Untold Events are fine. Sure. The rest? I cannot begin to explain how sorry I feel. I'm not that horrible. It's just, I forgot to put a few punctuation marks that make me want to facepalm my face. Rant over. Currently Listening To: Nothing in particular. Ha. "Particular." I hate that word. I have a hard time pronouncing it. Currently Reading: Anything, actually. I'm in the mood to read anything. Currently Writing: Oh, look! A flying monkey's butt! Over there! Current Mood and Thoughts: Summer. Movies. Sleeping. Eating. More Movies. Writing. Hopefully. Do I Bite? Funny. Never ask me that question. You should ask my fellow friend BrainOverload, call her Alex,(who doesn't type out stories, but writes them) that question. Whatever she says happened a long time ago. It was technically her fault. When Will My Readers Stop Reading About Me and Get On With Their Lives? Never. You are all going to spend time looking at my conceited profile. Kidding. You know I love you all and YOUR conceited selves. Hey, Trixie here! I know it's been a year. Wow. That rhymed. Totally unintentional. I want to apologize for having no updates in forever. I'm sorry. Seriously. Oh! I'd love to have new friends here on FFN so feel free to send me a PM or something. I'll surely PM you back. :) Who do you think you are? Trixie... Running 'round leaving scars, Huh? When did I do that? Collecting your jar of hearts, What. The. Fuck. That is messed up. And disturbing. And tearing love apart. I literally cannot do that. Love is abstract. Cannot be touched. You're gonna catch a cold, I already have one... From the ice inside your soul Nice. So don't come back for me. Back at you, you creeper. Who do you think you are? Your mom. |
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Gratuitous Title Here, Please by Kwahzutah reviews
Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,043 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: Feb 1, 2020 - Published: Jul 29, 2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Hidan, Akatsuki
Princely Lessons by K-chu reviews
The King demands that his youngest son receive a thorough sex education to prevent ridicule from the nobles at court. Who else should help the young Prince but the Lady Haruno Sakura and his teacher Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,288 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 598 - Updated: Sep 11, 2017 - Published: Nov 8, 2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Season of Lust by Hazel Roses reviews
Kiba's insatiable cravings were getting on his nerves, but finally there was one girl who he didn't want to just be intimate with. Unfortunately, getting her to commit her life completely to him as his mate would prove harder than he thought. As time goes on, the two begin to form a relationship, but someone watches from the shadows, planning to stop them...no matter what the cost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 225 - Updated: Oct 20, 2014 - Published: Sep 9, 2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Truth or Dare by K-chu reviews
Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 406 - Updated: Sep 3, 2014 - Published: Oct 9, 2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Seven Days to the Worst Wedding Ever by cerespallas reviews
Mikan and Natsume's wedding, how she dreams about it and how he ruins it.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,903 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 182 - Updated: Jul 23, 2014 - Published: May 25, 2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H., Ruka N., Hotaru I. - Complete
Different by GhostofYou reviews
"You really haven't changed. You're still annoying." He only stayed because the voice of his dead brother told him so. But somewhere down the road, amidst the laughter and the tears, she helped him understand why Itachi would sacrifice his life for Konoha. It was because of her that Sasuke realized what it meant to find a place he could call home. And she was it. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,160 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 556 - Updated: Jul 8, 2014 - Published: Feb 20, 2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
A Prince for Mikan by Esa MaRie reviews
AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 174,660 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: Jan 19, 2014 - Published: Jun 10, 2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Decennial by fayevalentines reviews
The ten years and ten separate times that Uchiha Sasuke catches himself staring at Haruno Sakura's back chronicled his descent into a maddening, consuming and achingly prosaic lunacy he fearfully acknowledges as love. [SasuSaku. Canon-verse and Postcanon-verse.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,999 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 190 - Updated: Dec 29, 2013 - Published: Nov 12, 2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Leashed by Hanbanan reviews
In the Inuzuka clan, potential mate scouring is a responsibility given only to their doggie counterparts. So when Akamaru one day humps Sakura by the leg, why is everybody looking at Kiba like it's a good thing? KibaxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 449 - Updated: Oct 18, 2013 - Published: Nov 28, 2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Ninjutsu in the Bedroom by Armageddon Angel reviews
A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 247 - Published: Aug 23, 2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Laundry Day by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When Team Seven finally stops somewhere with a washer and dryer, Sakura decides she's going to wash everything she has with her—including the clothes on her back. She soon finds out that Sasuke had the same plan. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 39 - Published: Aug 1, 2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Heat by K and Jazz reviews
Kiba's in heat and he really can't take it anymore. "Kiba, not here on the desk!" PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 39 - Published: Jul 18, 2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Stuff of Children's Rhymes by Mary B. Wolf reviews
Looking back much, much later, Sakura would realize that it was her boots' fault that all this happened. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: Jun 11, 2013 - Published: Aug 4, 2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Roommates by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Naruto's idea of drawing colored stones to get a roommate on Team Seven's mission sounded okay. But when Sakura drew a black stone, Sasuke's world turned upside-down. Post-canon SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 142 - Updated: Sep 29, 2012 - Published: Sep 18, 2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Game of Let's Pretend by Hilaire reviews
REVISED CHAPTER SIX UP! Set 7 years after the anime. "Lookie here," Natsume said, pissed off. "I don't have time for this. I already have a girlfriend." He put an arm around Mikan's shoulders. "Here she is. And you're making her really jealous."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,953 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 726 - Updated: Jun 29, 2012 - Published: May 15, 2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 5,311 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: Mar 4, 2012 - Published: Aug 29, 2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Growing Up by IndigoGrapefruit reviews
"Why is Natsume shirtless, Mikan? And why are you wearing his shirt?" "I told you they were gonna ditch us to make – nodon'tkillmeNatsume!"
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,971 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 247 - Updated: Jun 23, 2011 - Published: Jan 30, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Gymnastics Training Session, Inuzuka Style by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Sakura has a big gymnastics competition coming up and Anko won't stop complaining about how badly she's doing. Kiba decides he has the perfect training session to help her get ready for the competition but his methods of training are a little different.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: May 31, 2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
All Star by Ducky-san reviews
Mikan Sakura, the poor girl with no future. Natsume Hyuuga, the trainer with no athlete. He sees talent where she sees faults. Why not give it a shot? After all, she might end up being a star. MXN HXR T for safety
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,713 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 187 - Updated: May 25, 2011 - Published: Apr 8, 2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Yours Truly by Heartbroken Confession reviews
18: "Serio could be an insane, sadistic grader. Maybe he's the type to automatically fail any paper without a run-on metaphor about bats and caves, or doesn't make a reference to the transvestite society."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 129 - Updated: Apr 22, 2011 - Published: Sep 2, 2009 - Complete
Life of A Not So Girly Girl by Shiori90210 reviews
My name is Mikan Sakura and I'm not Girly in any shape or form. I was just a typical outcast living silently till graduation in 2 years. Unfortunately that was all ruined the day I punched Hyuuga Natsume in the face.Oh well. NxM OOC and OC's invovled.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,136 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 546 - Updated: Apr 18, 2011 - Published: Nov 17, 2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by Turqcoyce reviews
When he woke, he was famished. An insatiable hunger plagued him that could only be appeased by the sweetest cherry blossom nectar. Good thing Sakura was sleeping beside him. He was ready to lick, to taste, to eat, to feast. Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Updated: Mar 11, 2011 - Published: Mar 9, 2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The third person is supposed to be a stranger! by Levi Ackerman reviews
"What! Sasuke-kun bought him," Sakura said defensively. Ino looked scandalized. "But you can't, Sakura! It's like, the golden rule of threesomes!" In which an attempt to spice up Sasuke and Sakura's love life takes a drastic turn. NaruSasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: Feb 3, 2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Canon Rock by PingPong Girl reviews
Led Zeppelin:Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra.Infected:Chopin Polonaise Op 53. Sreamo:Opera. Electric Guitar:Violin. A love that'll soothe and rock your world.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 134 - Updated: Aug 31, 2010 - Published: Jun 12, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 283 - Updated: Aug 24, 2010 - Published: Jul 31, 2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 319 - Published: Jul 24, 2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Too Late by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Kiba's been acting weird lately and it's up to Sakura to learn why. She goes to his apartment to find out and ends up being held prisoner because Kiba says she's his mate. She'll have to think of a plan to escape quickly before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,172 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 64 - Updated: Apr 3, 2010 - Published: Mar 8, 2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The Tales Of A Sly Dog by Heartbroken Confession reviews
She may not be a genius on how to be alluring, but something told Mikan that introducing herself as Princess Leia to her best friend's unbelievably hot twin was not the way to go. "There are reasons I create distractions when you get near alcohol."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: Feb 21, 2010 - Published: Oct 12, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Dancing on Hot Coals by JazzyCat reviews
I walked into the bathroom that particular evening and found myself staring at a boy. But not just any boy. The world's hottest boy. Who was wearing no more than I was at the moment...and that wasn't very much at all. UNDERGOING REVIEW.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,492 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: Dec 3, 2009 - Published: Feb 16, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 230 - Published: Oct 28, 2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 659 - Updated: Sep 17, 2009 - Published: Apr 18, 2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Marry Me by Tearless Sonnet reviews
In which Mikan decides to go as a five year old Godzilla Bride on her wedding day and little Natsume has to put up with the drama. “Why wait for the rest of their lives? I bet we’ll be grandparents come third year high school.” “KAORU!” NXM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: Sep 14, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Amnesiac by illutia mist reviews
For NatsumeSeries Contest #2. Tonight, just for once, he allowed himself to forget all things but him and her together.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 13, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Guide To Getting and Keeping The Girl by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Hyuuga Natsume being able to get THE girl unassisted is like the cat who suckled that monkey. It's just against nature. And then, Nogi Ruka getting THE girl without losing several body parts is a complete Ron Stoppable. "Screw you, Mochi." NxM RxH
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: Sep 10, 2009 - Natsume H. - Complete
Bridezilla by Heartbroken Confession reviews
NatsumeSeries: Natsume had no idea what he was getting into when he accepted Mikan's job offer."I bet you're part of some evil organization! You guys are all out to get me. You're trying to ruin my wedding! The...The.. EPTTSSSW!" Oh, how he hates his job.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: Aug 16, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
One Week With A Side Of Chicken by ko-chan-the-blueberry-donut reviews
AU NatsuMikan- It was just his luck that he had to watch over the chick whom destroyed his car with a baseball bat. Oh Joy. For NatsumeSeries Contest
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 22, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Of Luck and Misfortune by illutia mist reviews
For NatsumeSeries Contest. A mission, a brunette, and a damn bill. What a nice combination to ruin his weekends.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 20, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Daily Tête à Tête by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Amusing day to day conversation of the academy students. 01: "Natsume should come with a label." "What? You mean 'Caution: Angst?" "Yeah. Pretty Much." How are these kids "geniuses" again? Slight NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: Jul 18, 2009 - Published: Jul 17, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Following Orders by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Part of the Natsumeseries contest. Sergeant Natsume Hyuuga first encountered her when she nearly got both of them killed. He's not worth enough to be followed like she does, but he knows she can't stop now; this is the Black-OPs.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jul 9, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Prince Charming by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Maybe that's why I ended up with Hyuuga Natsume, the school heartthrob. Heartthrob he is, but Prince Charming he is not. I mean, what other excuse could the boy possibly have for getting me toilet paper for our two year anniversary?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 25 - Published: Jun 23, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Compromise by November Romeo reviews
In which he indulges her question, she calls him a pervert thrice and they argue over August. Oneshot, light and easy, like a Saturday morning.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 79 - Published: Jun 22, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
My Wife Is a Gangster by PingPong Girl reviews
Ruka, a world renowned playboy, is about to get his ass whipped...literally...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: Jun 20, 2009 - Published: Jun 2, 2009 - Ruka N., Hotaru I.
To Be Seperated by a Concrete Wall by Hana-beans reviews
. . . Then, my hot new neighbour tells me, “Next time, use the door.” And I almost feel sorry for breaking into his aparment through the window. NxM. AU. One-shot
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: Jun 9, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Natsume's my Husband! by mangaxgirl reviews
Hotaru's teleportation invention goes horribly wrong sending Mikan, Natsume, Hotaru, Ruka, Narumi and Tsuusba into the future! Where Mikan sees what marriage life is like, will she find out how she really feels about Natsume? NxM, slight RxH. RxR
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 298 - Updated: May 25, 2009 - Published: Jan 29, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
I Stand Corrected by JazzyCat reviews
Tell me you love me, Natsume?" Mikan's worries evolve with his refusal. Fluffy ficlet oneshot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 2, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Missions by Aki Lee reviews
One-shot. What happens when Natsume gets angry at Mikan due to her stupidity and always being danger-prone? Love results, of course. NxM.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: Apr 22, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 272 - Published: Apr 21, 2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Without Words by JazzyCat reviews
There are few who can understand your love, and you were just lucky she is one of them. NxM Drabbly almost-fluff oneshot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: Mar 15, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Labels by Kiri Ketchup reviews
There's the geeks, chavs, Gangasta's, Emo's and Scene's .So what am i. Its simple i'm every single one of them. NxM. Written by Bring.Solin.The.Horizon.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,122 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Mar 14, 2009 - Published: Dec 13, 2008
A Secretary's Job by fluffypenguinscandy reviews
Mikan works for Torch Industries, the leading company in Japan, for Natsume. See what happens behind closed doors. A one-shot thingy. MxN Rated T for strongly suggested themes.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: Mar 11, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
One Drink Too Many by JazzyCat reviews
I was only doing this as a favor to Ruka. I didn't know why he'd asked me to go to this bar, but here I was, wondering what to do next. Hey, is that Polka dots at the bar there? Wow, she's drunk as all hell, huh? Oh, I get it now, Ruka. You owe me. Onesho
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: Mar 5, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Hamamatsu by Heartbroken Confession reviews
He whistled, "I wouldn't mind her herding me in at night; if you catch my drift." A clueless Mochu, a guitar, a crazy mother, a summer house, Jinnos porn collection, phone calls, texts, IMS, and a summer that forever changes the lives of two people. NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: Mar 4, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Painful Drabbles by Heartbroken Confession reviews
01: "So, like, I think I met my one true love today, and uh, I kinda--er, ran him over with my shiny lexus." 04: "It started on that fateful spring day. I was 6 and I met him. Then I smacked him flat across the face with a tree branch." NxM Drabbles
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: Feb 20, 2009 - Published: Jan 27, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
One of Them by jadsjkfsdh reviews
Mikan ,a nerdy freshmen, had 3 rules she could never break. 1. Stand out 2. offend someone 3. Grab Natsume Hyuugas attention. Unfortunately number 3 wasn't an option....NxM WARNING: Rated T for a reason! REAL chapter 12 updated!...3 Hiatus.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,480 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 403 - Updated: Feb 15, 2009 - Published: Nov 22, 2007
The Last Goodbye by cerespallas reviews
Natsume and Mikan - Two lives. Thirty years. For compassion and romance groomed by eternal lovers, there is no need for a word of goodbye. Two hearts would find each other in the world of paradise.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: Feb 14, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Reminiscing by illutia mist reviews
All little things she did and heard reminded her of him.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 14, 2009 - Mikan S. - Complete
My Music Camp by Tearless Sonnet reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS “Narcissism gets you nowhere, Natsume. You should stop before it permanently damages your brain... not that it hasn’t already.” He smirked at me arrogantly, “A narcissist is just someone better looking than you are. I'm no exception."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,960 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 158 - Updated: Feb 6, 2009 - Published: Aug 8, 2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Graded Recitation by November Romeo reviews
After an argument during Mr. Narumi’s class, Mikan finds herself making up with Natsume at the vending machine.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 59 - Published: Jan 25, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Arrhythmia by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
When desperate times call for desperate measures, Mikan has to steal Natsume's Alice on a mission turned nasty. But from that one moment of emergency neither of them will ever be quite the same again.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,639 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: Jan 8, 2009 - Published: Jun 1, 2008
Need To Know Basis by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Either Alice Academy is full of strange guys or I'm just a magnet for strange guy friends. Wait, no, scratch that. All guys are strange." A new invention lets Mikan see what a guy does when he thinks he's alone, but after this, she wishes she didn't know
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Published: Jan 3, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Not My Forte by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Where in Natsume attempts to write a fanfiction, and Mikan can't help but laugh at the attempt. "I glanced around, no one but some dorky nerd that spends his friday afternoons writing fanfictions-- oh wait, that's me." NxM One-shot
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: Dec 4, 2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Alias by Heartbroken Confession reviews
The Tinkling Jackal." Mikan stated. "I find it quite suitable." Natsume folded his hands over the desk."Oh yes, because pissing dogs are so intimidating." --Note to self: Never ever, give Hyuuga Natsume a chance to name you.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: Oct 19, 2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Overused! by Heartbroken Confession reviews
I shall show you examples with my lovely assistant in his glittery red halter dress, Hyuuga Natsume! Oh, wait, Natsume? Come back here!" Examples of FF's most overused words in the strangest way you have ever seen.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 3, 2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
When you harass the Big Boss by ayane09 reviews
She was checking the car's engine and he, the famous racer, just checked out her butt's suppleness. Shocked? Wait until he finds out more. Pairings: NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: May 16, 2008 - Published: Feb 19, 2008
Who's He? by Dying With A Smile reviews
Natsume and Mikan have been married for about four years. But Natsume has been seeing male names written on sticky notes, even in Mikan's diary! 'Daisuke Michi, who's he' ONE-SHOT
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 53 - Published: Apr 20, 2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Have you seen the size of Natsume's? by Swapai Bakawaii reviews
Oneshot. Natsume overheard Mikan with Hotaru saying, 'Have you seen the size of Natsume's', "Do you actually believe that it is much bigger than Ruka's?" and all which lead him to crazy thoughts and insane actions. Please Read and review
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Apr 3, 2008 - Published: Apr 2, 2008 - Complete
One Night Drabbles by rainypromise reviews
Various scenes and situations between Natsume and Mikan where they meet at night...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Mar 2, 2008 - Published: Mar 13, 2007
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5610 - Favs: 6,486 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: Jan 3, 2008 - Published: Sep 20, 2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Skirt on Fire by ayane09 reviews
[oneshot] :: natsume in dreamland :: pairing: MxN
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: Nov 28, 2007 - Complete
Just the Girl by Shiori90210 reviews
Youichi Hyuuga has been through more nannies in a day than most rich boys in their whole lives.Finally his mom hires someone who perks his curiousity. As he and Mikan Sakura get closer the more he tries to push her on his brother. COMPLETE .
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 352 - Updated: Nov 17, 2007 - Published: Dec 25, 2006 - Complete
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: Jul 9, 2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Ten Years to Date by November Romeo reviews
In the guise of homework, Natsume and Mikan spend the night talking about life after the Academy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 114 - Published: Jun 21, 2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 76 - Updated: Jun 17, 2007 - Published: May 11, 2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
The Clever Jester by November Romeo reviews
Natsume and Mikan, just like a fairy tale.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 51 - Published: Apr 17, 2007 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
Caught in the Open by DotOnTheSpot reviews
Kakashi and Sakura probably should have went to a better place for certain activities, as in not where everyone could see them. Beware of hangovers, craziness, and battle of sex [literally].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: Jan 6, 2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say by November Romeo reviews
Everyone hears them fight. Kokoroyumi hears that and more.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 84 - Published: Aug 10, 2006 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
After This by November Romeo reviews
It all happened so fast. On our graduation day: A kiss. A question. A promise.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 47 - Published: Jul 7, 2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
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A Series Of Untold Events reviews
Unusual Problems 04: In which Hotaru Imai introduces the problematic disorders of some of our fellow Alices. "Mikan OD'ed on chocolate!" The Chocolate Obsession, "Kyaa! Natsume!" I Love Natsume Obsession, and a few more to ponder about. Series of Drabbles
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Jun 10, 2011 - Published: Oct 17, 2009
Show Me The Evidence reviews
It was my lazy day, alone, undisturbed. Nope, this chick here just starts screaming "Show me the evidence, show me the evidence". Seriously, Mikan Sakura is crazy, and I mean mental hospital crazy. Wait. Wait. Now she's laughing at what I said.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 13, 2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Cops, Chicks, and Streaking Naked reviews
“Chicks will totally dig us after this, guys will totally think were amazing and brave, and-“Natsume cuts Mochu off and says “And cops will totally be all over us too”imitating him.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: Oct 4, 2009 - Complete
Everyone Has Their Own Title reviews
“You should totally be in a movie, you know that?” Kitsuneme told Mikan with satisfaction. “It should be called ‘The Hands that Banged the Table’” said Hotaru.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: Oct 3, 2009 - Complete
The Darkness That Deserved Light reviews
Oneshot. The Sun and The Moon. It's a chase that happens everyday. Destiny is what brought them together. Hope is what strengthened their love. She believed in the light even if he lives in darkness.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: Oct 2, 2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
