:) No, I do not own Gakuen Alice.

I have a lot of things I should be working on writing right now... but this got in my head. And it won't go away. Since it's been a while since I've had the nagging feeling to write, well, why not? I mean, if I want to make a stupid series of a bunch of everyday dialogue one-shots, then why not?!

Moving on, it's just some mindless dialogue and a little extra meat in there to make it more interesting.

title: Angsty Much?

characters: Natsume/Mikan/Hotaru/Mochu/Sumire/Ruka/Koko?Kistuneme

pairings: Slight NxM RxH

theme: Cookies

author: HeartbrokenConfession

Angsty Much?

"Natsume should come with a label."

"What? You mean 'Caution: Angst'?"

"Yeah. Pretty Much."

--Heartbroken Confession--

"Natsume, want some cookies?"

"No."

"Aw, come on! They're made from scratch!"

"Even more of a reason not to."

Frown. "Don't be like that. You know you love sweets. And my cooking!"

"No! I don't want any of your god damn cookies!" A chair is knocked over.

"What is your problem!?"

Stomping ensues. "I do not have a problem!"

"Clearly, Hyuuga, you have issues. Just take a cookie. It's free, after all."

"They are pretty good..."

"They're not bad for a no-star. Though, Natsume-kun, you needn't try something made by that lowly girl!"

"Sakura makes good cookies, you should try some, Natsume-san."

"Mmmm...they're peanut butter! You should try some!"

"Yeah, Natsume, you jerk! Everyone likes--"

"Will all of you stop pestering me about eating Polka's stupid cookies?!"

Silence.

"You're all annoying. I'm leaving." Door slam.

"Ah, Natsume-san, wait!" And then there were five.

Whine. "You guys upset Natsume-kun!"

"He's a fool. Only fools reject things that are free." Snicker.

Pout. "He's so mean! My cookies aren't that bad."

"Sakura, I'm taking another one." Grab.

"Natsume should come with a label."

Sneer. "What? You mean 'Caution: Angst'?"

"Yeah. Pretty much." Giggle.

Door opens. "Hey, you guys."

"Ruka-pyon! Want some cookies?"

"Oh, sure." Bites. "These are good! Are they peanut butter?"

"Sure are! Stupid Natsume-jerk wouldn't take any!"

"..."

"What's wrong, Nogi? Your stupid brain finally stop functioning?"

"Shut up Imai!" Pause. "Sakura-san, Natsume's allergic to peanuts."

"Wha-- Oh."

"Wow, no-star, who's the jerk now?"

"Shut up Permy!"

"I feel kinda bad now..."

Hands slam against the table. "Well, he should have said something!"

"Hyuuga doesn't reveal that kind of information."

Turn. "Why is that, Imai?"

Shrug. "Angsty people are like that."

"He really does need a label." Sigh.

"Or he liked you and was upset that he couldn't try one like the rest of us."

Silence.

"What'd you say, Koko?"

Sigh. "Nothing."

"Yeah."

"Natsume just has cookie issues."

"I know right? Angsty much?"

"Totally."

Yes. That was the stupidest thing I've ever written. But I liked the prompt! Anyways, this is gonna be a series. Of random dialogue. Kind of like my drabble series! Yay! Yeah, most of you are probably groaning with annoyance. Those of you that stayed to actually read that stupid thing. Har. Well, that's why it's crack, people! Review? :)